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WORST DVD YOU PERSONALLY OWN

Started by alandhopewell, October 27, 2015, 03:17:21 PM

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diamondwaspvenom

Leprechaun 2. *Barfs*

Came in a DVD pack with the first three movies. The first and third installments were awesome (especially part 3). The second film made me question/re-evaluate my film preferences.

LilCerberus

Honorable mention...
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1712035/
The cast come across as a pretty stiff, and I couldn't get past that age old question, "What would God need with a space ship?"

Of course, I know Fabian Rush, & knew it had been in post production for five years when It came out.
Fabian shot it entirely on green screen in his living room, and I didn't know until I saw the DVD xtras, that most of the cast never even met due to scheduling conflicts & an unexpected pregnancy, so Fabian had to film each of them individually, then use cgi to put them into the same scene.

Talk about determination! :smile:
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

LilCerberus

Another honorable mention
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0441662/

The cgi is terrible, the audio quality is poor, much of the dialog is over written, some characters are over developed, some are under developed...

It's almost on par with a Polonia Brothers flick, with one huge difference; Most of these people are real actors & actresses, who aren't trying to take themselves too seriously.

As bad as this movie is, you can see everyone having fun making it, and it kind of rubs off on you.
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

Archivist

Jerry Trimble's Live By The Fist (1993)

What an absolute corker of a movie.  Looks like it was filmed in the Philippines with a budget of $40, and with actors pulled from the streets of Manila.  This purchase was made from a bargain bin, which had some similarly bad action movies like Rage with Gary Daniels.

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"Many others since have tried & failed at making a watchable parasite slug movie" - LilCerberus

LilCerberus

I have a copy of Billy Jack...
I dunno, I read about it in Danny Perry's The Book Of Cult Movies, & had to get it out of my system, but, jeez, every damned one of the characters is just so hateable...
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

claws

According to IMDb, these are the 10 worst movies in my collection:

01 Hip Hop Locos (2001 Video)
02 Return of the Boogeyman (1994 Video)
03 Search for the Beast (1997) - Yes, it's bad but Psychotronic bad. I've rated this 10/10.
04 Curse of the Headless Horseman (1972)
05 Alien Incursion (2006)
06 Invasion from Inner Earth (1974)
07 Ancient Evil: Scream of the Mummy (1999)
08 Isis Rising: Curse of the Lady Mummy (2013)
09 Kill the Scream Queen (2004)
10 House of the Dead (2003) - Well it's a bad movie classic, so 10/10

LilCerberus

I wonder If I should start going through some of these dullorama box sets I picked up at the drug store... :lookingup: :question: :lookingup: :question:
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

zombie no.one

#22
Quote from: Rev. Powell on October 28, 2015, 03:30:59 PM

Not sure why the pic isn't showing, it's AFTER LAST SEASON...

http://youtu.be/kPPRB6ErOIU
thanks. It looks crap anyway, but if there's one thing I can't stand its movies where the actors don't sound mic'd up and their voices echo around the room they're in . Really gets on my nerves!

Quote from: claws on October 29, 2015, 12:00:10 AM
According to IMDb, these are the 10 worst movies in my collection:

01 Hip Hop Locos (2001 Video)
02 Return of the Boogeyman (1994 Video)
03 Search for the Beast (1997) - Yes, it's bad but Psychotronic bad. I've rated this 10/10.
04 Curse of the Headless Horseman (1972)
05 Alien Incursion (2006)
06 Invasion from Inner Earth (1974)
07 Ancient Evil: Scream of the Mummy (1999)
08 Isis Rising: Curse of the Lady Mummy (2013)
09 Kill the Scream Queen (2004)
10 House of the Dead (2003) - Well it's a bad movie classic, so 10/10

seen none of those. maybe I need to rectify that...on the other hand...

Derf

I own a copy of Manos: Hands of Fate that my old dvd player wouldn't play. I think it was trying to save me. Of the movies in my collection that I have watched, I think the award would go to Hootenanny-a-Go-Go. This film features a young Joan Rivers being slightly less funny than she is now (and yes, I know she's dead). It's on my shelf to get rid of, but I haven't done it yet.
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

Trevor

Quote from: Derf on October 29, 2015, 06:40:34 AM
I own a copy of Manos: Hands of Fate that my old dvd player wouldn't play. I think it was trying to save me.

LOL  :bouncegiggle: :teddyr: :teddyr:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

lester1/2jr

#25
archivist - Rage is a favorite of mine. It's like 97 percent action.

Spoiler   :hot:


The scene where he's on the roof and the helicopter is shooting at him and he eventually takes over the helicopter is beyond parody. really amazing stuff


Zombie - Bill Zebub has much better and more representative movies than Kill The Scream Queen. The original "Worst Horror Movie Ever Made" is on youtube 5/5

You won't know what to do when the guys head splatters against the bathroom floor and its very clearly a watermelon

zombie no.one

Quote from: lester1/2jr on October 29, 2015, 12:12:03 PM
You won't know what to do when the guys head splatters against the bathroom floor and its very clearly a watermelon

sounds good. I'm looking for something along those lines to rival the saw decapitation scene in Bloody Moon, which is the worst gore FX I've seen to date.

Trevor

Quote from: lester1/2jr on October 29, 2015, 12:12:03 PM
archivist - Rage is a favorite of mine. It's like 97 percent action.

That scene where stuntman Bob Brown stands in for Gary Daniels in the high fall stunt made me go  :buggedout: :buggedout: Good fun movie.  :cheers:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Trevor

And then there's THIS horrible piece of crap which I bought: dunno why  :wink: :wink:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0056172/?ref_=nv_sr_1
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

lester1/2jr

#29
trevor - did you ever see Legionaire w Van Damme "go back to your country and tell the world the same fate awaits them if they try to come here"