WORST DVD YOU PERSONALLY OWN

alandhopewell · October 27, 2015, 03:17:21 PM

This is singles, not Mill Creek or Echo Bridge sets. I sold a lot of mine to Hastings a while back, so this is the one stinkin' up my shelves presently....

http://www.canuxploitation.com/review/playgirl.html

Still, any flick that has Neil Sedaka singing about a waterbug can't be all bad.

claws · October 27, 2015, 04:42:06 PM

Hip Hop Locos (2001). It's also the worst movie ever made in my opinion. It's about rappers killing drug dealers in order to finance their album. Horrible, horrible hot mess of a movie.

LilCerberus · October 27, 2015, 05:36:13 PM

Definitely The Polonia Brothers' Galaxy Of Terror box set.

LilCerberus · October 27, 2015, 05:49:45 PM

The runner up would be ProAudioDVDsDOTcom's Zoom H4n DVD Tutorial.
For an educational video about a piece of audio equipment, the audio quality is, eh.... Aw, nevermind!
It also kinda tends to lose my attention an awful lot...

bob · October 28, 2015, 12:15:52 AM

either In the Army Now, Hackers, Bio-Dome or Jury Duty

Trevor · October 28, 2015, 12:59:19 AM

Alex · October 28, 2015, 05:11:09 AM

I'd have to go with the George Clooney version of Solaris as I've never been able to sit through the whole movie despite a few attempts. When it first came out we had a compitition at the place I worked to see if anyone could watch the whole thing. Only one guy did and all he would ever say about it afterwards was to demand the time back he'd wasted watching it.

No doubt I could find worse movies in my collection, but none of them had the budget or big name cast & director that Solaris had and to me, that clinches it the top (or bottom?) spot.

Trevor · October 28, 2015, 06:24:47 AM

Quote from: Dark Alex on October 28, 2015, 05:11:09 AM
I'd have to go with the George Clooney version of Solaris as I've never been able to sit through the whole movie despite a few attempts.

i saw the Russian original movie a few years ago: there is a shot where the camera seems to track into someone's ear

Trevor · October 28, 2015, 06:26:19 AM

In the film archives, we have Nukie and The Demon as part of our bad movie collection. The Demon is on 35mm and is uncut.

Rev. Powell · October 28, 2015, 07:47:33 AM

MofoRising will confirm. Don't let the 7.6 IMDB rating fool you. The voters are mean people trying to trick you.

Unfortunately the director was so embarrassed he removed the DVD from circulation, so it's also one of the rarest DVDs I own.

messedup · October 28, 2015, 08:27:12 AM

Hm...I think it's one of those 9 Horror-Films on 3 Discs Compilation.
Can't remember how it got into my collection, but it's there.

lester1/2jr · October 28, 2015, 10:27:52 AM

zombie no.one · October 28, 2015, 02:15:52 PM

I still buy quite a few DVDs but tend to streamline my collection frequently and get rid of any I really can't stand. worst currently in my possession is probably The Deadly Bees. almost worth keeping for the cover alone!

Quote from: Rev. Powell on October 28, 2015, 07:47:33 AM

MofoRising will confirm. Don't let the 7.6 IMDB rating fool you. The voters are mean people trying to trick you.

Unfortunately the director was so embarrassed he removed the DVD from circulation, so it's also one of the rarest DVDs I own.

what's that one rev? pic not showing and I can't seem to trace it from the URL...

Rev. Powell · October 28, 2015, 03:30:59 PM

Quote from: zombie #1 on October 28, 2015, 02:15:52 PM

Quote from: Rev. Powell on October 28, 2015, 07:47:33 AM

MofoRising will confirm. Don't let the 7.6 IMDB rating fool you. The voters are mean people trying to trick you.

Unfortunately the director was so embarrassed he removed the DVD from circulation, so it's also one of the rarest DVDs I own.
what's that one rev? pic not showing and I can't seem to trace it from the URL...

Not sure why the pic isn't showing, it's AFTER LAST SEASON...

http://youtu.be/kPPRB6ErOIU

retrorussell · October 28, 2015, 05:35:53 PM

Ugh.. it's probably a tie between these two:
TWO THOUSAND MANIACS (1964)
I know this movie has its fans (especially Herschell Gordon Lewis-philes), but man.. it's SO slow and dull and the intentionally super-hammy performances wear thin quickly. Seeing ex-model Connie Mason fail miserably at everything is good for a few chuckles but that's the only positive, really.

AMAZONIA (1985) aka WHITE SLAVE and AMAZONIA: THE CATHERINE MILES STORY
This Eurotrash flick picks up in the final third or so, but too late to save this snooze fest. A pseudo-documentary of a white woman stuck in cannibal Amazon territory who learns to survive, fall in love with a native, and get revenge on the people that put her there. Not based on a true story, and not worth your time mulling through to get to the much better final third.

Eh, I guess TWO THOUSAND MANIACS gets a slight nod as the worst DVD I own.

WORST DVD YOU PERSONALLY OWN

claws