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LilCerberus

#30
October 30, 2015, 12:15:09 PM
Do They hafta be DVDs, or can we go into some of the crappy VHS we own?
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
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zombie no.one

#31
October 31, 2015, 08:26:12 AM
Quote from: LilCerberus on October 30, 2015, 12:15:09 PM
Do They hafta be DVDs, or can we go into some of the crappy VHS we own?

do ya hafta ask?  :teddyr:

Spill the bad beans I say...

SynapticBoomstick

#32
October 31, 2015, 03:05:12 PM
Active Stealth, it's an action movie with guerillas, stealth planes, Daniel Baldwin, and directed by Fred Olen Ray before I knew who that was.

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It's not the worst DVD that I own, all my Polonia movies are part of box sets so they don't count here, but it definitely stands out as the oddball of my collection.
Kleel's rule is harsh :-B

alandhopewell

#33
November 04, 2015, 04:52:08 PM
Quote from: LilCerberus on October 30, 2015, 12:15:09 PM
Do They hafta be DVDs, or can we go into some of the crappy VHS we own?

     Certainly!
If it's true what they say, that GOD created us in His image, then why should we not love creating, and why should we not continue to do so, as carefully and ethically as we can, on whatever scale we're capable of?

     The choice is simple; refuse to create, and refuse to grow, or build, with care and love.

LilCerberus

#34
November 04, 2015, 05:27:30 PM
VHS
The Wizard Of Mars (1965) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0059920
Repackaged as Alien Massacre, with a cartoon of a topless woman reminiscent the Galaxy Of Terror poster on the front of the box, and a very sketchy & inaccurate description on the back of the box, I must've passed by this one a dozen times at the bulk close out store before breaking down & buying it.

Lots & lots of walking & walking & walking.... Way more than Timbo Hines' WOTW.

It's like somebody got a hold of some real sets & props, a great editor, & a decent budget, and then put The Polonia Brothers in charge of one half & Larry Buchanan in charge of the other.

For some reason, every time Jerry Rannow's character Charlie has a line, he either get a close up, or the camera seems to center on him, as though everything he has to say is either hilarious or profound, but he just comes across as an office comedian everyone want to put down.
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

alandhopewell

#35
November 06, 2015, 02:22:46 PM
Quote from: LilCerberus on November 04, 2015, 05:27:30 PM
VHS
The Wizard Of Mars (1965) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0059920
Repackaged as Alien Massacre, with a cartoon of a topless woman reminiscent the Galaxy Of Terror poster on the front of the box, and a very sketchy & inaccurate description on the back of the box, I must've passed by this one a dozen times at the bulk close out store before breaking down & buying it.

Lots & lots of walking & walking & walking.... Way more than Timbo Hines' WOTW.

It's like somebody got a hold of some real sets & props, a great editor, & a decent budget, and then put The Polonia Brothers in charge of one half & Larry Buchanan in charge of the other.

For some reason, every time Jerry Rannow's character Charlie has a line, he either get a close up, or the camera seems to center on him, as though everything he has to say is either hilarious or profound, but he just comes across as an office comedian everyone want to put down.

     I posted in Recent Viewings about that one a few days ago; monotony squared.
If it's true what they say, that GOD created us in His image, then why should we not love creating, and why should we not continue to do so, as carefully and ethically as we can, on whatever scale we're capable of?

     The choice is simple; refuse to create, and refuse to grow, or build, with care and love.

LilCerberus

#36
November 06, 2015, 02:52:57 PM
Quote from: alandhopewell on November 06, 2015, 02:22:46 PM
Quote from: LilCerberus on November 04, 2015, 05:27:30 PM
VHS
The Wizard Of Mars (1965) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0059920

     I posted in Recent Viewings about that one a few days ago; monotony squared.

I can't find any reference to it. Do you have a link?
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

SecondClassCinema

#37
November 09, 2015, 04:20:18 PM
I spend a lot of time at flea markets rummaging through all of the stained garbage.  Came across this and thought "how could this go wrong?".  It's intolerably bad.



Don't let the name "M.C Kung Fu" get you excited either. Nothing but disappointment there.
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StinkerMadness

#38
November 11, 2015, 12:43:38 AM
I know it's not obscure, but Catwoman is clearly the worst DVD I own. I also possess Elektra and Driven. Yuck.

Raffine

#39
November 15, 2015, 10:48:48 PM
Any one of my Andy Milligan, Don Dohler, Nick Millard, or Polonia Brothers (RIP, John Polonia) DVDs.

Take your pick!

For the innocent, here's Millard's CRIMINALLY INSANE aka CRAZY FAT ETHEL in five minutes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcfV0Andg-c
If you're an Andy Milligan fan there's no hope for you.

The Burgomaster

#40
November 17, 2015, 06:26:54 PM
I'd say the Something Weird double feature of CARNIVAL OF BLOOD and CURSE OF THE HEADLESS HORSEMAN is the worst.  CURSE OF THE HEADLESS HORSEMAN is the worst movie I have ever seen because it is both terrible AND boring.  I love terrible movies.  But when a movie is terrible AND boring . . . wow . . . too much.

Runner up is probably Lucio Fulci's CONQUEST.  I couldn't watch the whole thing in one sitting.  I had to watch 15 - 20 minutes at a time.

For sheer volume of badness, I will say Al Adamson's HELL'S BLOODY DEVIL'S.  It's actually a pretty entertaining bad movie, but somehow I accidentally bought 3 copies of it over a period of about 2 years.
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alandhopewell

#41
November 18, 2015, 02:54:32 PM
Quote from: LilCerberus on November 06, 2015, 02:52:57 PM
Quote from: alandhopewell on November 06, 2015, 02:22:46 PM
Quote from: LilCerberus on November 04, 2015, 05:27:30 PM
VHS
The Wizard Of Mars (1965) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0059920

     I posted in Recent Viewings about that one a few days ago; monotony squared.

I can't find any reference to it. Do you have a link?

! No longer available
If it's true what they say, that GOD created us in His image, then why should we not love creating, and why should we not continue to do so, as carefully and ethically as we can, on whatever scale we're capable of?

     The choice is simple; refuse to create, and refuse to grow, or build, with care and love.

alandhopewell

#42
November 18, 2015, 02:59:02 PM
Quote from: The Burgomaster on November 17, 2015, 06:26:54 PM
I'd say the Something Weird double feature of CARNIVAL OF BLOOD and CURSE OF THE HEADLESS HORSEMAN is the worst.  CURSE OF THE HEADLESS HORSEMAN is the worst movie I have ever seen because it is both terrible AND boring.  I love terrible movies.  But when a movie is terrible AND boring . . . wow . . . too much.

Runner up is probably Lucio Fulci's CONQUEST.  I couldn't watch the whole thing in one sitting.  I had to watch 15 - 20 minutes at a time.

For sheer volume of badness, I will say Al Adamson's HELL'S BLOODY DEVIL'S.  It's actually a pretty entertaining bad movie, but somehow I accidentally bought 3 copies of it over a period of about 2 years.

     That's like accidentally kloinging yourself in the head with a  skillet repeatedly.

If it's true what they say, that GOD created us in His image, then why should we not love creating, and why should we not continue to do so, as carefully and ethically as we can, on whatever scale we're capable of?

     The choice is simple; refuse to create, and refuse to grow, or build, with care and love.

voltron

#43
December 03, 2015, 11:26:30 AM Last Edit: December 03, 2015, 11:31:04 AM by voltron
I have a few good (bad) ones.:
I Eat Your Skin
Graduation Day
Shriek Of The Mutilated / Garden Of The Dead
My top pick would probably be Unhinged (1980). Horrid HORRID piece of s**t.
Edit: I forgot about my copy of Terror At Tenkiller / The Last Slumber Party. The less said about those the better.
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JayJayM12

#44
December 11, 2015, 03:57:42 PM
Quote from: bob on October 28, 2015, 12:15:52 AM
either In the Army Now, Hackers, Bio-Dome or Jury Duty

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