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LilCerberus

#195
March 17, 2016, 12:10:32 PM
Happy St. Patrick's day to all the good little Catholics & all the good little Irish, and a happy Lush day to all the drunks running around in green plastic derbys...
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

ER

#196
March 17, 2016, 01:47:48 PM
Quote from: LilCerberus on March 17, 2016, 12:10:32 PM
Happy St. Patrick's day to all the good little Catholics & all the good little Irish, and a happy Lush day to all the drunks running around in green plastic derbys...

My dear grandmother over in the stone-soiled eternally green land of Connaught blames Americans (we dwellers in this land of sin and vice and cable TV) for turning a saint's day into a drunken debauch. Talked to her a bit ago and she praised me for not using the day as an excuse for anything "untoward" and bid me to remember I am also half-Irish, and Ireland is a land of professed holiness, though these days under siege by the misguided. I thanked her for her kind words, assured her I would indeed shun all inebriation this august day of Padriag, and felt glad inside that she doesn't know I am seriously thinking of trying ayahuasca in the near future.
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

Flangepart

#197
March 17, 2016, 03:32:06 PM
Why is there no beer that 're-emerges' in a color other than green? Is it a dye problem, or just a question of mixing primary colors?
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

LilCerberus

#198
March 17, 2016, 11:05:23 PM
I bought a dill weed...
Looked hopeful, really stated to take off...
Then some varmint ate it...  :hatred:
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

ER

#199
March 18, 2016, 09:15:27 AM
The 10:15 meeting starts in thirty seconds....
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

Flangepart

#200
March 18, 2016, 12:10:07 PM
I absolutely, positively,deliberately refuse to be random! Look, a racoon! 
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

LilCerberus

#201
March 18, 2016, 09:23:11 PM
So, in addition to Sanger, I need to learn me up on Francis Galton, & this whole thing about the cow or the ox or whatever it was...
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

ER

#202
March 19, 2016, 05:37:47 PM
That "Puppy-Monkey-Baby" commercial scares the hell out of my kid.

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What does not kill me makes me stranger.

Gene Worm

#203
March 19, 2016, 07:12:17 PM
Quote from: ER on March 19, 2016, 05:37:47 PM
That "Puppy-Monkey-Baby" commercial scares the hell out of my kid.

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It scares the hell out of me too.
"Listen, you've got to get down below. There's something coming through, and it's the nastiest looking thing yet! Some of your buddies went down there a while ago, and I haven't seen them since."

LilCerberus

#204
March 19, 2016, 11:24:43 PM
I once tried to write a really dark, dystopian retelling of The Ballad Of Jed Clampett... These danged misanthropic hippies didn't get it.
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

Hammock Rider

#205
March 20, 2016, 03:24:12 PM
Jumping Kings and Making Haste Ain't my Cup of Meat

Flangepart

#206
March 21, 2016, 01:56:30 PM
And if you try to tell the story of Petticoat Junction without explaining why uncle Joe was slow...
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

Flangepart

#207
March 24, 2016, 12:40:23 PM
I do say...
             This color thingy...
                                 Is a lot of fun.
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

alandhopewell

#208
March 29, 2016, 03:58:34 PM
     Did you ever sit there, tapping the centers of your palms with your middle fingers, then remember....you don't have webshooters?
If it's true what they say, that GOD created us in His image, then why should we not love creating, and why should we not continue to do so, as carefully and ethically as we can, on whatever scale we're capable of?

     The choice is simple; refuse to create, and refuse to grow, or build, with care and love.

Trevor

#209
March 30, 2016, 03:08:19 AM
I think I'm getting old, finally.  :thumbdown:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.
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