Make A Random Statement About Something Nobody Should Care About

[LilCerberus]

Who was that weird guy that came on right before & right after the debates on the fox network last night?

[ER]

It weirds me out when someone calls flip-flops "thongs."

[ER]

I just watched the first new episode of Black Mirror, the one about social media standing becoming a sort of new credit rating, and it was a little too realistic, and disturbing in a way that most bleak dystopian visions aren't. Black Mirror is a smart show.

[LilCerberus]

The price of obamacare is about to go through the roof, coverage is about to shrivel up, and veterans are being made to give back their paychecks!

Can somebody tell me what's wrong with this picture?

[LilCerberus]

I just found out you can't get a copy of Triumph Of The Will on ebay because It's "Nazi propaganda"...

[Flangepart]

My brain hurts when I watch the news. Please tell me I'm not alone in that.

[LilCerberus]

I'm leaving WRIR.

[Alex]

Had a dream where some street preacher was trying to save my soul. Being a little confused by this I told him I was an engineer and therefore didn't have one.

[LilCerberus]

Janet Reno, who spent more time & money trying to crush Bill Gates than she did trying to catch terrorists, has died.

[Flangepart]

Flingwtaddle Wombat Garamellon Garpatchio Zingleberry and Poottowards, Attorneys at law.

[AoTFan]

I'm leaving WRIR.

Er... the online radio station?

[AoTFan]

Meanwhile, the local Hucks is still selling Reese's Pumpkin Peanut Butter Cups at full price. 

[javakoala]

Meanwhile, the local Hucks is still selling Reese's Pumpkin Peanut Butter Cups at full price. 

Those vicious bastards!

[Newt]

I won a bat detector kit in a draw from the Canadian Wildlife Federation!  This should greatly enhance my vampire hunting capabilities.

[Trevor]

I won a bat detector kit in a draw from the Canadian Wildlife Federation!  This should greatly enhance my vampire hunting capabilities.

Nice: this is the bat I use