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WORST CHRISTOPHER LEE FILM, EVER!

Started by alandhopewell, May 25, 2016, 04:08:51 PM

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Quote from: AoTFan on June 21, 2016, 10:55:55 PM

I don't know the title, but didn't he have a role in like this really bad softcore film that he didn't even know it was sleazy because they filmed his scene separate from most of the other raunchy stuff?  

Remember reading that somewhere.

(shrugs)



MEATCLEAVER MASSACRE

QuoteActor 'Lee, Christopher' has said that he had no idea he was appearing in this film. He said that he was hired by a different producer to narrate an entirely different film, and that the producer apparently sold Lee's footage, without his permission, to the producers of this film, who then advertised it as "starring Christopher Lee".

AoTFan

Quote from: zombie #1 on June 22, 2016, 12:35:51 AM
Quote from: AoTFan on June 21, 2016, 10:55:55 PM

I don't know the title, but didn't he have a role in like this really bad softcore film that he didn't even know it was sleazy because they filmed his scene separate from most of the other raunchy stuff?  

Remember reading that somewhere.

(shrugs)



MEATCLEAVER MASSACRE
Wow, title of the first review on IMDB

You'd Be Better Off Taking a Meatcleaver to Your Own Face

:teddyr:

zombie no.one

hah, can think of a few other films where that would also apply...

I'm liking the fact that (according to a few reviews) there are no meat cleavers anywhere in the movie  :teddyr:

alandhopewell

 Then there's this, THE HOUSE OF THE LONG SHADOWS, which actually had the four surviving horror greats (Lee, Price, Cushing, and Carradine) in one film; actually, they only had one scene together, and the film starred DESI ARNAZ JR. , which says a lot in and of itself.

     This blew mass chunks.

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If it's true what they say, that GOD created us in His image, then why should we not love creating, and why should we not continue to do so, as carefully and ethically as we can, on whatever scale we're capable of?

     The choice is simple; refuse to create, and refuse to grow, or build, with care and love.

Neville

Due to the horrifying nature of this film, no one will be admitted to the theatre.

Trevor

Quote from: alandhopewell on June 24, 2016, 12:46:29 PM
Then there's this, THE HOUSE OF THE LONG SHADOWS, which actually had the four surviving horror greats (Lee, Price, Cushing, and Carradine) in one film; actually, they only had one scene together, and the film starred DESI ARNAZ JR. , which says a lot in and of itself.

     This blew mass chunks.

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My review is on this site  :teddyr:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Trevor

As Zetan in The Silent Flute / Circle of Iron:



I wrote a full review of it for this site and I still don't understand what the film was about or why Sir Chris was in it.  :question:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

bob

Quote from: Trevor on June 06, 2016, 01:53:18 AM
Safari 3000 with Sir Christopher as Barf Vader.



That helmet looks kind of cool.
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Ticonderoga 64

Starship Invasions certainly is the pits, however, I submit these truly awful examples:

Gremlins 2(1990) with Lee as Dr.Catheter..

http://youtu.be/Wqy-NTk9BhA


The Stupids(1996) as The Evil Sender..

http://youtu.be/SDFlRsDIAd4

alandhopewell

     Not a film, but still pretty bad....

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    "The Secret World", a syndicated nature / occult tv series hosted by Christopher Lee.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1963772/
If it's true what they say, that GOD created us in His image, then why should we not love creating, and why should we not continue to do so, as carefully and ethically as we can, on whatever scale we're capable of?

     The choice is simple; refuse to create, and refuse to grow, or build, with care and love.

Newt

Quote from: AoTFan on June 21, 2016, 10:55:55 PM

I don't know the title, but didn't he have a role in like this really bad softcore film that he didn't even know it was sleazy because they filmed his scene separate from most of the other raunchy stuff? 

Remember reading that somewhere.

(shrugs)



He mentioned that in his autobiography (that I just read).
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LilCerberus

I have to disagree on The Stupids.
I mean, The Stupids was a downright lousy movie, but Lee's appearance as the imaginary Sender was It's only redeeming quality.
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alandhopewell

     This  showing on COMET TV under the title, PANGA....

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     Sir Christopher doesn't get much screen time, but it wouldn't help, an'hoo.
If it's true what they say, that GOD created us in His image, then why should we not love creating, and why should we not continue to do so, as carefully and ethically as we can, on whatever scale we're capable of?

     The choice is simple; refuse to create, and refuse to grow, or build, with care and love.

Trevor

Quote from: alandhopewell on March 31, 2017, 02:15:21 PM
     This  showing on COMET TV under the title, PANGA....

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     Sir Christopher doesn't get much screen time, but it wouldn't help, an'hoo.

That POS was made in South Africa, unfortunately  :buggedout:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Chainsawmidget

QuoteI submit these truly awful examples:

Gremlins 2(1990) with Lee as Dr.Catheter..
You didn't just call Gremlins 2 a bad movie did you?  I loved that movie.  I thought that whole thing was great. 

Spider-Gremlin freaked the hell out of me when I was a kid.