Who Was What-- Classic TV Edition

[RCMerchant]

Dr.Smith of 'Lost In Space' or Dr.McCoy of STAR TREK

Smith was a coward.-0
McCoy was not-1

Smith was a jerk.-0
McCoy was not.-2

Smith had no real purpose.-0
McCoy was a doctor,dammit.-3

Smith was funnier-1
McCoy was mostly dead serious. " He's dead Jim"-3

Of course you knew McCoy was gonna win!  

[Allhallowsday]

Dr.Smith of 'Lost In Space' or Dr.McCoy of STAR TREK

Smith was a coward.-0
McCoy was not-1

Smith was a jerk.-0
McCoy was not.-2

Smith had no real purpose.-0
McCoy was a doctor,dammit.-3

Smith was funnier-1
McCoy was mostly dead serious. " He's dead Jim"-3

Of course you knew McCoy was gonna win!  

What the hell was that?      

[RCMerchant]

^ Eh- they were both Doctors in sci-fi shows...!

[Svengoolie 3]

Sf series straight man. Mr. Spock from star trek vs The B9 robot from lost in space.

Mr.  Spock had legs and could get over uneven terrain. 1
The robot had treads and realistically couldn't get over most door ways. 0

Mr. Spock and hands capable of various jobs and operating controls. 1
The robot had simple pinchers not  really able to do a lot 0

Mr. Spock had to deal with klingons,  romulans, tholians,  a doomsday machine and a that amoeba. 0
The robot had to deal with Dr. Smith's constant  stupidity,  greed and cowardice. 1

Mr. Spock had cool eyebrows and ears. 1
The robot had a glass bubble head and lots  of flashing lights. 1

Mr. Spock had the Vulcan neck pinch. 1
The robot could throw lightning  1

Final scorev
Spock 4
Robot 3

[Svengoolie 3]

^ Eh- they were both Doctors in sci-fi shows...!

In the original bits smith was quite capable,  competent,  formidable and evil. He was at first not the sniveling cowards he became. He was quite willing to kill the Robinson to serve his purposes. After a while Harris began to realize a character like thatrmwould quickly get dull and gradually shifted him to the comic relief buffoon he became known as.

I kinda liked the reboot smith even tho I usually hate genderbending.

[RCMerchant]

Mr. Spock had to deal with klingons,  romulans, tholians,  a doomsday machine and a that amoeba. -0
The robot had to deal with Dr. Smith's constant  stupidity,  greed and cowardice. -1

Dr.Smith, to his credit, had to deal with Carrot People and a giant Cyclops, along with a lotsa other stupid monsters!

http://youtu.be/e94e4fGFO2Y

[Allhallowsday]

^ Eh- they were both Doctors in sci-fi shows...!

I mean your point system... 

[RCMerchant]

^ Eh- they were both Doctors in sci-fi shows...!

I mean your point system... 

McCoy got 3 out of 4-what? 

[Allhallowsday]

^ Eh- they were both Doctors in sci-fi shows...!

I mean your point system...  

McCoy got 3 out of 4-what?  

Put your eyeglasses on.  You gave both negative points.  

[Svengoolie 3]

Better 60's sf series:star trek vs voyage to he bottom of the sea.


Round 1.

Star trek had a great ship design.  1
Voyage had a great ship design. 1

Round 2.

Star trek had a diverse and inclusive crew.  1
Voyage had a snow white sausage fest. 0

Round 3.

Star  trek lasted 3 seasons. 0
Voyage lasted 4 seasons.  1

Round 4. Star trek had a terrible last season. 0
Voyage had terrible last seasons.  0

Round 5.

Star trek inspired millions to believe the human race can be better and still does. 1
Voyage was generally quickly forgotten. 0

Final score.
Star trek 3.
Voyage to the bottom of the sea 2.

[Svengoolie 3]

^ Eh- they were both Doctors in sci-fi shows...!

I mean your point system...  

McCoy got 3 out of 4-what?  

Put your eyeglasses on.  You gave both negative points.  

Objection noted.

[ER]

Who's Dumber?

Colonel Klink VS. Hoooooomer Simpson!
Begin!

Round One:
Colonel Klink worked for Nazi overlords: -1
Homer Simpson works for Mister Burns: -2
Winner: Colonel Klink

Round Two:
Colonel Klink had one dysfunctional eye: -1
Homer Simpson has one dysfunctional brain: -2
Winner: Colonel Klink

Round Three:
Colonel Klink was frequently outsmarted by the future host of Family Feud: -1
Homer Simpson is frequently outsmarted by his ten-year-old son: -1
Winner: Tie

Round Four:
Colonel Klink once mistook his own POW for Hitler: -1
Homer Simpson is a functional alcoholic:+1
Winner: Homer Simpson

Round Five:
Colonel Klink uses fear of the Russian Front to instill obedience in his troops: +1
Homer Simpson is not even respected by his own children: -2
Winner: Colonel Klink

Final Score: Colonel Klink: -3
Homer Simpson: -6

RESOLVED! Homer Simpson is twice as dumb as Colonel Klink!

Next time: Who resides deeper in TV Hell, Cousin Oliver, or Scrappy Doo!

[RCMerchant]

^ Eh- they were both Doctors in sci-fi shows...!

I mean your point system...  

McCoy got 3 out of 4-what?  

Put your eyeglasses on.  You gave both negative points.  

It's not a negative- it's a DASH.
Like "Yale-3, Harvard-6".

[ER]

People  have always wondered about Marylin on the munsters. The fact is she was a succubus. So of course she looked normal and attractive,  but you notice she never had an ongoing boyfriend?  Spot  helped with the bodies. What did yoiu think they were  feeding him?

Charming theory.

[Allhallowsday]

^ Eh- they were both Doctors in sci-fi shows...!

I mean your point system...  

McCoy got 3 out of 4-what?  

Put your eyeglasses on.  You gave both negative points.  

It's not a negative- it's a DASH.
Like "Yale-3, Harvard-6".

You are a pitchfork to my ass.