Honorary Kracken

[ER]

I think krakens on this site should have the power, once per quarter-year, to collectively nominate a member as an honorary kraken, bestowed in recognition of that person's:

A. Contributions to the art of paper mache
B. Service to the poor of Ulaanbaatar
C. For that person's noteworthy longtime participation on Bad Movies Dot Org (not less than five years)
D. That member's heroic prevention of at least one unnecessary elective surgery.

Honorary krakens would not get the B-MOVIE KRAKEN designation next to the onscreen avatar, but would receive the key to the kraken restroom, and the right to refer to oneself two (2) times per year as "A Fellow Big Dawg."

Idea submitted.

I think I meet 3 out of 4 of that criteria.  I don't think I'll ever make it to a real Kraken.  Maybe I can be another cryptid?  I think I'm elusive enough.

Wanna be a B-movie Pegasus? An undead B-movie Pegasus? 

I'm OK with that as long as I get to majestically burst out of Medusa's severed head neck hole  .

We'll all gaze up, "Hey, what's Paquita doing?" and turn to stone looking at Medusa. 

[RCMerchant]

What the f**k is so cool about being a kraken? It don't mean s**t!  
If you wanna be a kraken so bad- I vote ya in- there ya go. Do you feel better now? Or will you feel better when you earn it?

[Allhallowsday]

What the f**k is so cool about being a kraken?...

Not a gosh darn thing.  It is fun, though. 

[RCMerchant]

I could give a f**k less.



If I post here until the day I die will that make me a Grand Cyclops or something?
Boy, I can't wait until that happens!  I might jerk off! And have meat and beans for dinner!

[Svengoolie 3]

I could give a f**k less.



If I post here until the day I die will that make me a Grand Cyclops or something?
Boy, I can't wait until that happens!  I might jerk off! And have meat and beans for dinner!

Yeah i'm gonna need a lot of  water and soap after the image you just gave me there.... 

[RCMerchant]

I'm glad I made somebody happy! 

[RCMerchant]

All it really means is you have lotsa time to waste sitting in a chair in front of a computer screen and getting nothing done. I do it all the time. Were all wasting our lives and are gonna die!






http://youtu.be/3-5kCoeew8A

Ain't it groovy?

[ER]

I'm glad I made somebody happy!  

Well you didn't make me happy. I had a bet going to see how long before you said something negative about all the honorary kraken talk, and for the record I lost because I thought it'd be sooner. Nice going.  


(And I still think it's some kind of high-powered mystery cult, like the Freemasons and Eagle Scouts, and krakens just don't admit it.)

[RCMerchant]

You had a bet going? On what I will say? With who? You yourself and I?  

[Allhallowsday]

I could give a f**k less...
If I post here until the day I die will that make me a Grand Cyclops or something?
Boy, I can't wait until that happens!  I might jerk off! And have meat and beans for dinner!

I would not be surprised... "jerk off". 

All it really means is you have lotsa time to waste sitting in a chair in front of a computer screen and getting nothing done. I do it all the time. Were all wasting our lives and are gonna die!...
Ain't it groovy?

Speak for yourself;  y'know when you are truly hammered you are often MEAN.   

[RCMerchant]

 ^ I can get mean when I'm NOT hammered too! So can you.
So you can climb off your high horse, John.
Or give it a carrot or whatever.

I do know that there are folks here who HAVE been here much longer than ER who are not 'Krackens' and know a hell of a lot more about ' B MOVIES' and are not -or care- about this 'Kracken' s**t.
And are not so worried about with being the best at everything.
And yes- I am usually drunk or high or both when I post.

[Allhallowsday]

^ I can get mean when I'm NOT hammered too! So can you.
So you can climb off your high horse, John.
Or give it a carrot or whatever.

I do know that there are folks here who HAVE been here much longer than ER who are not 'Krackens' and know a hell of a lot more about ' B MOVIES' and are not -or care- about this 'Kracken' s**t.
And are not so worried about with being the best at everything.
And yes- I am usually drunk or high or both when I post.

Alright, alright, I don't want to escalate... probably 'cause I'm sober!     I think the subject is just silly, but it makes me laugh, not p!ss on it.   

[Allhallowsday]

You had a bet going? On what I will say? With who? You yourself and I?  

[RCMerchant]

I am sorry I get so p**sed about such minor s**t. But you shouldn't lobby for yourself so much. It's egotistical. " I been here for 5 years! I'm so great! Make me a Kraken!"  
Gimme a break.
I reckon that is mean. Like you, me, or ER are never "mean"?  
All 3 of us in question are "mean" at times. It's stupid to call names or take sides because we are all MEAN sometimes- and if you or ER or myself or Sven or who the f**k ever denies it is full of s**t.

Or else I'm just crazy. Which is very possible.

[Allhallowsday]

I am sorry I get so p**sed about such minor s**t. But you shouldn't lobby for yourself so much. It's egotistical. " I been here for 5 years! I'm so great! Make me a Kraken!"  
Gimme a break.
I reckon that is mean. Like you, me, or ER are never "mean"?  
All 3 of us in question are "mean" at times. It's stupid to call names or take sides because we are all MEAN sometimes- and if you or ER or myself or Sven or who the f**k ever denies it is full of s**t.

Or else I'm just crazy. Which is very possible.

She started this thread as a joke.  Why don't you read the first post again?  Put a cork in it and go to bed.