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Started by ER, October 20, 2019, 10:42:26 AM

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ER

October 20, 2019, 10:42:26 AM
The aliens landed the day after my brother died. At first I thought it was sad he missed this history-making event, then I envied him.
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

Alex

#1
October 20, 2019, 11:21:57 AM
Twas the first step on an endless journey. One stretching out to infinity. As so many things do it started in blood, death and betrayal.
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

indianasmith

#2
October 20, 2019, 03:06:02 PM
I will never forget the day that a former student drove a dagger deep into my heart.  I thought: "Dude, I gave you credit for the bonus question!"
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

ER

#3
October 20, 2019, 07:48:07 PM
"Hey, I ordered Szechuan, not Cantonese!" I griped, pointing at the chopped-up fingers arranged around the broccoli garnish and sesame duck sauce on my plate.
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

ER

#4
October 21, 2019, 09:59:18 AM
In dog Heaven Spuds MacKenzie lit a cigarette and asked Lassie, "Did I rock your universe, baby?"

"You realize I'm a male, right?" answered Lassie.
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

ER

#5
October 22, 2019, 01:24:55 PM
"I wonder why the trees shoot at us every fall?" asked the curious deer.

"Maybe cause we poop on them all year," answered his friend.
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

indianasmith

#6
October 22, 2019, 05:58:43 PM
"I'm still not entirely sure I believe in ghosts," I told my wife.
"But I died last year," she replied.
"Are you sure?" I asked.
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

pacman000

#7
October 25, 2019, 06:16:48 PM
"That's OK," said Spuds; "I'm actually female. What about Rinty & Nanette? He missed her; she died traveling to America, but THEY WERE SIBLINGS!"

zelmo73

#8
December 06, 2019, 12:02:11 AM
A singularity; neither beginning nor end. Nay, merely a pause between universes; where space-time condenses before expanding yet again into an oscillating infinity. Dude!  :teddyr:
First rule is, 'The laws of Germany'
Second rule is, 'Be nice to mommy'
Third rule is, 'Don't talk to commies'
Fourth rule is, 'Eat kosher salamis'
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The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and says "Make me one with everything!"

Allhallowsday

#9
December 06, 2019, 10:12:53 PM
He could see through the dark it was snowing hard; the sound continued.   The door was opened.  The cabin was filled with the howling wind. 
If you want to view paradise . . . simply look around and view it!

Alex

#10
December 07, 2019, 03:05:48 AM
It was the teeth that finally broke him. Clacking and gnashing away. Always ready to chomp and grind his flesh if he got too close.
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

indianasmith

#11
December 07, 2019, 07:59:57 AM
John stayed up all night long, pacing back and forth, wondering where the sun had gone.
Finally, after eight long hours, it dawned on him.
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

ER

#12
December 08, 2019, 02:41:31 PM
Too far gone to taste his own psycho-physical corruption, the old baronet shambled forth to find a prostitute. The younger the fresher; so more pleasing.
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

Alex

#13
December 08, 2019, 05:29:01 PM
As it shot across the sky, the Tyrannisaurous Rex thought "Oh! What a pretty burning rock."
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

pacman000

#14
January 21, 2021, 11:37:47 PM
Then the lot fell on Princess Hannath, so she went to the dark cave. Angry, the Dragon shouted, "Come on! Princesses don't have much meat!"
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