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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)


« on: October 20, 2019, 10:42:26 AM »

The aliens landed the day after my brother died. At first I thought it was sad he missed this history-making event, then I envied him.
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« Reply #1 on: October 20, 2019, 11:21:57 AM »

Twas the first step on an endless journey. One stretching out to infinity. As so many things do it started in blood, death and betrayal.
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A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!


« Reply #2 on: October 20, 2019, 03:06:02 PM »

I will never forget the day that a former student drove a dagger deep into my heart.  I thought: "Dude, I gave you credit for the bonus question!"
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)


« Reply #3 on: October 20, 2019, 07:48:07 PM »

“Hey, I ordered Szechuan, not Cantonese!” I griped, pointing at the chopped-up fingers arranged around the broccoli garnish and sesame duck sauce on my plate.
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)


« Reply #4 on: October 21, 2019, 09:59:18 AM »

In dog Heaven Spuds MacKenzie lit a cigarette and asked Lassie, “Did I rock your universe, baby?”

“You realize I’m a male, right?” answered Lassie.
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)


« Reply #5 on: October 22, 2019, 01:24:55 PM »

"I wonder why the trees shoot at us every fall?" asked the curious deer.

"Maybe cause we poop on them all year," answered his friend.
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« Reply #6 on: October 22, 2019, 05:58:43 PM »

"I'm still not entirely sure I believe in ghosts," I told my wife.
"But I died last year," she replied.
"Are you sure?" I asked.
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« Reply #7 on: October 25, 2019, 06:16:48 PM »

"That's OK," said Spuds; "I'm actually female. What about Rinty & Nanette? He missed her; she died traveling to America, but THEY WERE SIBLINGS!"
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Bad day at the construction site


« Reply #8 on: December 06, 2019, 12:02:11 AM »

A singularity; neither beginning nor end. Nay, merely a pause between universes; where space-time condenses before expanding yet again into an oscillating infinity. Dude!  TeddyR
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Either he's dead or my watch has stopped!


« Reply #9 on: December 06, 2019, 10:12:53 PM »

He could see through the dark it was snowing hard; the sound continued.   The door was opened.  The cabin was filled with the howling wind. 
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« Reply #10 on: December 07, 2019, 03:05:48 AM »

It was the teeth that finally broke him. Clacking and gnashing away. Always ready to chomp and grind his flesh if he got too close.
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« Reply #11 on: December 07, 2019, 07:59:57 AM »

John stayed up all night long, pacing back and forth, wondering where the sun had gone.
Finally, after eight long hours, it dawned on him.
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)


« Reply #12 on: December 08, 2019, 02:41:31 PM »

Too far gone to taste his own psycho-physical corruption, the old baronet shambled forth to find a prostitute. The younger the fresher; so more pleasing.
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« Reply #13 on: December 08, 2019, 05:29:01 PM »

As it shot across the sky, the Tyrannisaurous Rex thought "Oh! What a pretty burning rock."
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« Reply #14 on: January 21, 2021, 11:37:47 PM »

Then the lot fell on Princess Hannath, so she went to the dark cave. Angry, the Dragon shouted, “Come on! Princesses don’t have much meat!”
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