Four Truths And A Lie

[Olivia Bauer]

4 is the lie

You may want to start explaining what number five is all about then.
It raises many, very alarming questions.

[Allhallowsday]

"Murder holes"...?    "Murder holes"...? 

1. I was jumped and beaten by four guys walking home from school. 
2. I once farted so loud it interrupted the class instructor. 
3. My name was published in Time magazine about 40 years ago.
4. I have been buying and selling Halloween for 45 years. 
5. I attended a meeting near the top of the World Trade Center shortly before September 11, 2001.

[bob]

"Murder holes"...?    "Murder holes"...? 

1. I was jumped and beaten by four guys walking home from school. 
2. I once farted so loud it interrupted the class instructor. 
3. My name was published in Time magazine about 40 years ago.
4. I have been buying and selling Halloween for 45 years. 
5. I attended a meeting near the top of the World Trade Center shortly before September 11, 2001.

4 because I have no idea what that is supposed to mean 

[Allhallowsday]

4 because I have no idea what that is supposed to mean 

No, that's the truth.  It's not rocket science, people collect all kinds of things. 

[pacman000]

ER, do you have a pet crow? Or crows?

Do you have bird houses around your property which crows frequently live in?

[pacman000]

"Murder holes"...?    "Murder holes"...? 

1. I was jumped and beaten by four guys walking home from school. 
2. I once farted so loud it interrupted the class instructor. 
3. My name was published in Time magazine about 40 years ago.
4. I have been buying and selling Halloween for 45 years. 
5. I attended a meeting near the top of the World Trade Center shortly before September 11, 2001.

5. You tend to talk about things which bother you, & that would bother anyone.

[Alex]

4 is the lie

You may want to start explaining what number five is all about then.
It raises many, very alarming questions.

I suspect they are there to pour boiling oil down on any invading army. I myself prefer to use hot lead

[ER]

Ha! Alex has it right. In castles murder holes are open places in the walls where invaders could be attacked from above with missile weapons or coals or boiling water or pitch.

When my house was built around a hundred years ago, for some reason it included these little hatches above the attic that look down over the front door and several windows, and when we'd play up there as kids in our grandparents' time,  my cousin Jared and I, we'd say they were murder holes, and we'd drop hot water and rocks and things down onto pretend foes. The tradition lives on to this day!

[ER]

ER, do you have a pet crow? Or crows?

Do you have bird houses around your property which crows frequently live in?

I wish. Crows are cool birds. When I lived in Maine I saw a few ravens and it's a shame we don't have them down here.

[ER]

#2, right, John?

[Allhallowsday]

#2, right, John?

  Nope, it's true.   

[Allhallowsday]

"Murder holes"...?   "Murder holes"...?  

1. I was jumped and beaten by four guys walking home from school.  
2. I once farted so loud it interrupted the class instructor.  
3. My name was published in Time magazine about 40 years ago.
4. I have been buying and selling Halloween for 45 years.  
5. I attended a meeting near the top of the World Trade Center shortly before September 11, 2001.

5. You tend to talk about things which bother you, & that would bother anyone.

What's this?  Who are you?  Thanks for the insult.  I don't understand your remark but #5 is true.  

[ER]

1. I once explained to a nun that Bored of the Rings had a character named Dildo Buggers.
2. A friend of mine rode the Concorde and saw the curvature of the planet.
3. I can honestly say I wish ill-fortune on no one here.
4. I innocently huffed paint thinner one time as a kid because I liked how it smelled.
5. I think in general denim jackets aren't a bad look on many people.

[ER]

#2, right, John?

  Nope, it's true.   

Stupid me for doubting any man's fart story.

[indianasmith]

1. I once explained to a nun that Bored of the Rings had a character named Dildo Buggers.
2. A friend of mine rode the Concorde and saw the curvature of the planet.
3. I can honestly say I wish ill-fortune on no one here.
4. I innocently huffed paint thinner one time as a kid because I liked how it smelled.
5. I think in general denim jackets aren't a bad look on many people.

#4 is the lie