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Started by ER, February 12, 2020, 01:40:43 PM

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lester1/2jr

what do motorcycle gangs do when it rains?

claws

Hero Wars ad has been aggressively following me for two weeks now  :lookingup:

Alex

Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

LilCerberus

Quote from: Alex on July 12, 2020, 01:57:48 AM
Quote from: lester1/2jr on July 12, 2020, 12:41:59 AM
what do motorcycle gangs do when it rains?

Our leathers get wet.

Two types, those who find a roadhouse that serves coffee, or an underpass, and those who face the seering sting of raindrops slamming into their faces at eighty miles an hour!

Or they cold just go to the nearest hunting & fishing store & buy a rainsuit to have on hand............
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

Alex

Quote from: LilCerberus on July 12, 2020, 10:22:09 AM
Quote from: Alex on July 12, 2020, 01:57:48 AM
Quote from: lester1/2jr on July 12, 2020, 12:41:59 AM
what do motorcycle gangs do when it rains?

Our leathers get wet.

Two types, those who find a roadhouse that serves coffee, or an underpass, and those who face the seering sting of raindrops slamming into their faces at eighty miles an hour!

Or they cold just go to the nearest hunting & fishing store & buy a rainsuit to have on hand............

All the ones I know avoid that problem by simply sticking a helmet on.
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

LilCerberus

Quote from: Alex on July 12, 2020, 11:16:01 AM
Quote from: LilCerberus on July 12, 2020, 10:22:09 AM
Quote from: Alex on July 12, 2020, 01:57:48 AM
Quote from: lester1/2jr on July 12, 2020, 12:41:59 AM
what do motorcycle gangs do when it rains?

Our leathers get wet.

Two types, those who find a roadhouse that serves coffee, or an underpass, and those who face the seering sting of raindrops slamming into their faces at eighty miles an hour!

Or they cold just go to the nearest hunting & fishing store & buy a rainsuit to have on hand............

All the ones I know avoid that problem by simply sticking a helmet on.

But not all helmets have visors.
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

LilCerberus

A Colt and a Griswold & Gunnison look the same, but they're "not" the same!
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

Alex

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Quote from: LilCerberus on July 12, 2020, 09:41:45 PM
Quote from: Alex on July 12, 2020, 11:16:01 AM
Quote from: LilCerberus on July 12, 2020, 10:22:09 AM
Quote from: Alex on July 12, 2020, 01:57:48 AM
Quote from: lester1/2jr on July 12, 2020, 12:41:59 AM
what do motorcycle gangs do when it rains?

Our leathers get wet.

Two types, those who find a roadhouse that serves coffee, or an underpass, and those who face the seering sting of raindrops slamming into their faces at eighty miles an hour!

Or they cold just go to the nearest hunting & fishing store & buy a rainsuit to have on hand............

All the ones I know avoid that problem by simply sticking a helmet on.

But not all helmets have visors.

I don't know any bikers stupid enough to go riding in the rain without one. Hell, even Bally, who will take to the narrow winding country roads around here, doing wheelies and speeding wouldn't do that. A lot of his body is held together with pins from the accidents he has had. He's seen what most of his leg bones look like from them sticking outside of his skin and he still rides the same way, and he always insists on wearing a full face.
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

Allhallowsday

If you want to view paradise . . . simply look around and view it!

Alex

I appear to have upset a group of people by pointing out that not only do I put the toilet roll on the holder the opposite way round from them, but I also only do it because it upsets folks and that I view it as a first world problem anyway. 😂
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

LilCerberus

I wonder what would happen if I started putting fennel seed in my bird feeders......
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

Alex

Should trump lose this years election, will someone call him into an office and say "You're fired!"?
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

LilCerberus

Quote from: Alex on July 14, 2020, 10:48:32 AM
Should trump lose this years election, will someone call him into an office and say "You're fired!"?

Biden just quoted Mao by saying, "Women hold up half the sky."
Are people gonna look at Mao different?
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

Rev. Powell

Just read a review that began with "I did not much like this movie" and ended with "Highly recommended." Leave it to the professionals, guys.
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

claws

When people are bored and have too much time on their hand they usually post thread titles that end with "..."

Just an observation.