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Random Thought Thread: The Sequel

Started by ER, February 12, 2020, 01:40:43 PM

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Rev. Powell

My friend Joe Badon is getting harassed on Twitter by people who think he's Joe Biden.  :bouncegiggle:
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

RCMerchant

#556
I been dog sick for the last 2 days. Sneezing, with a fever. I hadn't eaten or drank anything but water .  I feel better today.
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

ER

What does not kill me makes me stranger.

RCMerchant

Quote from: ER on March 01, 2021, 01:21:34 PM
I think opinionated people suck.

I bet you give a good BJ then... :tongueout:
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

ER

Quote from: RCMerchant on March 01, 2021, 01:24:11 PM
Quote from: ER on March 01, 2021, 01:21:34 PM
I think opinionated people suck.

I bet you give a good BJ then... :tongueout:
Aww, thanks, RC, but I'm sure you got good at it in prison yourself. :bouncegiggle:
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

RCMerchant

#560
I noticed that our newest member is Massagetherapist. No sh1t! Now there's a sneaky scammer name!


PS. ER, my dear- I never been in prison.
County Jail- waaaay too many times. Just wanted to clarify that.  :drink:
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

ER

What does not kill me makes me stranger.

RCMerchant

County jail sucks for one main reason- the food is awful. They got a thing called meatloaf that is some type of mystery meat that would make a vending machine sandwhich look good. And that's the best part of it. Not butter. Even with oatmeal. We never got butter. Or real meat.Except when we got hot dogs. No mustard or ketchup. Just a hot dog and and bread. I am not joking. Jail sucks. Jail food is horrifying.
That is why I eat lunch meat and peanut butter to this day. You could buy a jar of peanut butter from commissary. I used it on everything, just to make it edible.
I swear to any God that may or may not exist this is true.
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

ER

Ever had one of those weeks where you want to tell your employer to shove the job and ride their grandma into town while they're at it? Yeah. Trouble is, my employer is tetchy about a lack of enthusiasm and I'm close to a graceful permanent exit. But what a week it's been.
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

RCMerchant

#564
ER- It will be ok. I did tell my boss "f**k you!" because he said I couldn't have the afternoon off on Saturday- I was working overtime! I had a date! With a girl! So I walked out. I came in Monday and asked if I still had a job. They said yes. I was good at running f**king machines.
The point of this comment is- tell them 'f**k YOU'.
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

Alex

Pretty sure when I reach the point where I know I can quit my job and get my pension all it will take is one bad day, and I'll be quitting. 28 months left until I reach it.
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

ER

Quote from: RCMerchant on March 03, 2021, 12:02:35 PM
ER- It will be ok. I did tell my boss "f**k you!" because he said I couldn't have the afternoon off on Saturday- I was working overtime! I had a date! With a girl! So I walked out. I came in Monday and asked if I still had a job. They said yes. I was good at running f**king machines.
The point of this comment is- tell them 'f**k YOU'.

Thanks, RC!  :thumbup:
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

ER

Quote from: Alex on March 03, 2021, 12:49:08 PM
Pretty sure when I reach the point where I know I can quit my job and get my pension all it will take is one bad day, and I'll be quitting. 28 months left until I reach it.

Hang in there. You're so close you can almost see them in your rear view mirror.....

What does not kill me makes me stranger.

indianasmith

I'm just fortunate to have a job that I love so much I've never really wanted to tell them to stuff it!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

RCMerchant

#569
I like what I do lately, which is a whole lot of nothing. It's gets so boring I forget what day it is sometimes.

I used to drink a lot. I mean a real lot. Now that I'm retired, I smoke a lot of pot. Being as it's legal in Michigan, the price went way down, the quality went waaaay up.
I will smoke a couple of bowls and drink a milk glass of whiskey.
If they legalized weed in the 80's, I wouldn't be the shattered wreck of a man you see now!
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant