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Alex
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« Reply #690 on: April 17, 2022, 09:30:17 AM »
Quote from: LilCerberus on April 16, 2022, 08:49:03 PM
If one is a brand, the how does the individual market themselves, especially in a town like this??????????

Like any brand. First, you must convince people that they want what you are offering. If they don't believe in the product you need to change so it offers more, or at least convince people that it does.
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« Reply #691 on: April 17, 2022, 01:17:06 PM »
I saw the worst Easter church sign in the history of Easter hurch signs yesterday in Tyler, TX.
It was even worse than the "Jesus Got'er Done!" sign I saw in Arkansas a few years ago!
This one said:

"Easter Comes Just Once A Year - How Often Do You?"

I mean, either they are talking VERY awkwardly about church attendance, or else this church has an unhealthy interest in its members' personal lives.
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« Reply #692 on: April 17, 2022, 02:16:31 PM »
Quote from: indianasmith on April 17, 2022, 01:17:06 PM
I saw the worst Easter church sign in the history of Easter hurch signs yesterday in Tyler, TX.
It was even worse than the "Jesus Got'er Done!" sign I saw in Arkansas a few years ago!
This one said:

"Easter Comes Just Once A Year - How Often Do You?"

I mean, either they are talking VERY awkwardly about church attendance, or else this church has an unhealthy interest in its members' personal lives.

It isn't entirely inappropriate given Easter's origins as a fertility celebration...
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« Reply #693 on: April 18, 2022, 03:49:44 PM »
just gonna leave this here
https://youtu.be/wlslwdB9Z4g
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« Reply #694 on: April 18, 2022, 06:38:41 PM »
I wonder what would happen if Elon Musk bought MySpace......
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« Reply #695 on: April 18, 2022, 06:47:10 PM »
^ It would have less members then it does now!
He's a mad doctor looking creeper.
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« Reply #696 on: April 18, 2022, 11:16:09 PM »
Quote from: indianasmith on April 17, 2022, 01:17:06 PM
I saw the worst Easter church sign in the history of Easter hurch signs yesterday in Tyler, TX.
It was even worse than the "Jesus Got'er Done!" sign I saw in Arkansas a few years ago!
This one said:

"Easter Comes Just Once A Year - How Often Do You?"

I mean, either they are talking VERY awkwardly about church attendance, or else this church has an unhealthy interest in its members' personal lives.
Do I want to know the double meaning here?  Question
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« Reply #697 on: April 19, 2022, 11:19:57 AM »
Quote from: pacman000 on April 18, 2022, 11:16:09 PM
Quote from: indianasmith on April 17, 2022, 01:17:06 PM
I saw the worst Easter church sign in the history of Easter hurch signs yesterday in Tyler, TX.
It was even worse than the "Jesus Got'er Done!" sign I saw in Arkansas a few years ago!
This one said:

"Easter Comes Just Once A Year - How Often Do You?"

I mean, either they are talking VERY awkwardly about church attendance, or else this church has an unhealthy interest in its members' personal lives.
Do I want to know the double meaning here?  Question

Trade "come" with "cum"....ya know, that thing that happens when your pee pee gets hard in your sleep.
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« Reply #698 on: April 19, 2022, 09:43:49 PM »
well, after six months of talking about it and setting up the appointment, I had my first colonoscopy screening this Monday.
The dreaded "prep" was not as bad as I'd feared, although the concoction they had me drink did its job in quick fashion.
As for the procedure itself, they knocked me out and I felt nothing and remembered nothing.
When I came to, the nurse asked if I was OK and I said: "I expected to wake up feeling like a convict who had dropped the soap in the shower, but I'm not sore at all!"
She LOL'd at that, and then the doctor came in and told me they had found and removed two polyps from my colon; one was small and insignificant; the other they are sending off to be checked - he said it didn't look cancerous but he wanted to play it safe.
And I have to do it all over again in 2 years.
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« Reply #699 on: April 20, 2022, 04:11:22 PM »
Who the heck is Mr Dorset?
And why do the annoying telemarketers hocking Easy Rest Adjustable Beds assume that's my name?
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« Reply #700 on: April 20, 2022, 11:04:20 PM »
^ Mr. Dorset is your doppelganger!  Buggedout
Obviously your doppelganger with back problems!
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Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
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« Reply #701 on: April 21, 2022, 12:51:53 AM »
Quote from: RCMerchant on April 20, 2022, 11:04:20 PM
^ Mr. Dorset is your doppelganger!  Buggedout
Obviously your doppelganger with back problems!



I remember sneaking in to see that when I was 11: scared me for a long time.
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« Reply #702 on: April 22, 2022, 02:27:28 PM »
For some reason, I can't seam to find out why the English Transitional Revolver is called "Transitional"....
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« Reply #703 on: April 22, 2022, 03:16:42 PM »
On this day every year, people who "Care More Than You" celebrate the birthday of The Unicorn Killer.....
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« Reply #704 on: April 24, 2022, 12:29:42 PM »
It's raining. Supposed to thunderstorm this afternoon.
I have the windows open and I can hear a woodpecker tapping a tree.
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"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
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