Random Statements About Something NOBODY Cares About, the resurrection

[Alex]

In the names of the gods, what the hell?

I just spent two days telling a woman that I was not interested in having casual sex with her. Even outright telling her that I simply did not find her attractive in any way did not dissuade her from her onslaught. I tried saying it in a circumspect manner, I tried less subtle hints, then I got downright brutal and it made no difference. I asked my co-worker what he thought of this person and his reply was "She's rats".

Anyway, about 10 minutes ago she seemed to relent and give up. Here is hoping she's taken the hint and will try elsewhere.

[claws]

^^

Wow, two days of non-stop effort? Most people would have gone to HR after the first ten minutes.

I remember your threesome story (and a few others), is there something in the water over there? 

[zombie no.one]

I had a threesome a while back... it was great, despite a couple of no-shows.

[Alex]

That would be better than the couple who asked me to join them for a threesome while I was working. She was nice looking, but he was ginger haired and I don't want to see that naked.

[Rev. Powell]

I had a threesome a while back... it was great, despite a couple of no-shows.

 

[claws]

I had a threesome a while back... it was great, despite a couple of no-shows.

I think your problem is location. The filthy twats desperate for sex reside where Alex lives (or works), apparently.

[Alex]

What can I say, women like a man in uniform. You should see them around firefighters. They get it ever worse than we do.