Random Thought Thread Part III: The Thinking

[ER]

If Yoko Ono came to my house, I'd drape a marble birdbath in scarlet velvet, align it toward true north, then fill it with freshly-squeezed pomegranate juice, because I think it'd make her feel welcome.

[RCMerchant]

If Jeffery Dahmer came to my house, I'd have the fridge stocked with frozen dicks, heads, and hands.

[Trevor]

If Jeffery Dahmer came to my house, I'd have the fridge stocked with frozen dicks, heads, and hands.

Reminds me of that scene in State of Grace where Gary Oldman keeps a pair of chopped off hands in his freezer for fingerprints.  

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SKDxqUpfH4

[RCMerchant]

If Jeffery Dahmer came to my house, I'd have the fridge stocked with frozen dicks, heads, and hands.

Reminds me of that scene in State of Grace where Gary Oldman keeps a pair of chopped off hands in his freezer for fingerprints.  

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SKDxqUpfH4

Holy sheep s**t!
I never even heard of that movie! Now I must see it! 

[Trevor]

Holy sheep s**t!
I never even heard of that movie! Now I must see it! 

Yikes, I just remembered I was still in college when I saw that: 1990! But it is very good and it's about the New York Irish gangsters The Westies. I believe that those were buggers you didn't mess with. 

[RCMerchant]

I was born in NYC! The Bronx!
I never paid no mind to gangs. Nobody in the Bronx ever even noticed me. I was a poor white boy. My only friend was a guy from Columbia who could barely speak English. But I had a Led Zep t shirt on at DeWitt Clinton High School. So we sat in Poe Park after school and got drunk and listened to heavy metal on a bench facing the main road right in front of Edgar Allen Poe's house. He had a boom box!

[Trevor]

right in front of Edgar Allen Poe's house. He had a boom box!

Wow, Edgar Allan Poe was really ahead of his time 

[ER]

I wonder if people wet the bed more often on nights when rain is falling on the roof?

[Allhallowsday]

I wonder if people wet the bed more often on nights when rain is falling on the roof?

Aren't you just glad that you don't do that at all? 

[Leah]

Soft rock is my most despised music genre. I absolutely can't stand it. A graveyard at night has more life in it than soft rock has.

[claws]

So we sat in Poe Park after school and got drunk and listened to heavy metal on a bench facing the main road right in front of Edgar Allen Poe's house. He had a boom box!

A longtime online friend was born in the Bronx. She lived there until the early 2000s and then moved to Houston. She would go to Poe Park very often. I think she lived not too far off. She showed me lots of pics of the park and house. I'd love to visit some day but I'm too afraid of flying.

[RCMerchant]

^ It was a nice place to sit. Drink and listen to music. 

[ER]

I was asked by someone who likes to shock if it's "too soon" to dress up for Halloween as a pair of Covid lungs, and I said I think it is. He said, "Spanish flu 1918 lungs?" I suggested something from Star Wars instead.

[RCMerchant]

^ Can't he just dress up as colon cancer? That way he won't have to wear a costume.

[claws]

They already did covid Halloween costumes in 2020