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sprite75

October 13, 2021, 12:23:43 PM
...PENIS!  The male reproductive organ!  Also called a schlong, a tallywhacker, a....

QuoteAnytime I think there's a chance we're not living in a simulation, something happens to blow that out of the water. Today, it was 90-year-old Star Trek actor and Priceline "negotiator" William Shatner going to actual space.

The nonagenarian, who many fellow olds remember as Captain James T. Kirk from both the Star Trek films and TV series, became the oldest person to go into space on Wednesday when he boarded Amazon founder Jeff Bezos' dick-shaped rocket for a 10-minute flight.
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Trevor

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October 13, 2021, 01:59:50 PM
I believe he cried when he got out of the landing craft.
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

RCMerchant

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October 14, 2021, 09:00:58 AM Last Edit: October 14, 2021, 09:05:03 AM by RCMerchant
I'm glad he got to go.  :cheers:
Bless his heart.

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Trevor

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October 14, 2021, 09:53:00 AM
Quote from: RCMerchant on October 14, 2021, 09:00:58 AM
I'm glad he got to go.  :cheers:
Bless his heart.



Me too but Sprite is right: that Jeff Bezos ship does look like a you know what.  :wink:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

RCMerchant

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October 14, 2021, 10:02:40 AM
I don't care if it was fired off by Dr. Frankenstein.
Capt. Kirk went to space.
As far as it being shaped like a dick- it could be shaped like a large intestine!
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
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LilCerberus

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October 14, 2021, 01:20:36 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on October 14, 2021, 10:02:40 AM
I don't care if it was fired off by Dr. Frankenstein.
Capt. Kirk went to space.
As far as it being shaped like a dick- it could be shaped like a large intestine!

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#6
October 14, 2021, 04:24:06 PM
this is one of those instances when life imitates art
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October 15, 2021, 12:56:26 PM
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

ralfy

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October 10, 2022, 09:54:06 PM
"William Shatner: My Trip to Space Filled Me With 'Overwhelming Sadness' (EXCLUSIVE)"

https://variety.com/2022/tv/news/william-shatner-space-boldly-go-excerpt-1235395113/

QuoteI continued my self-guided tour and turned my head to face the other direction, to stare into space. I love the mystery of the universe. I love all the questions that have come to us over thousands of years of exploration and hypotheses. Stars exploding years ago, their light traveling to us years later; black holes absorbing energy; satellites showing us entire galaxies in areas thought to be devoid of matter entirely... all of that has thrilled me for years... but when I looked in the opposite direction, into space, there was no mystery, no majestic awe to behold . . . all I saw was death.
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