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Invent A Bad Movie Title Part 2

Started by Trevor, January 08, 2022, 08:36:59 PM

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zombie no.one

Easy PC, Japanese Sea

Police Constable Easy goes on a special mission to thwart a bunch of pirates operating in the Sea of Japan.

Quote from: Trevor on September 03, 2024, 01:02:12 PM
Quote from: zombie no.one on August 30, 2024, 10:52:54 AMThe Mild Drizzle

I'd pay to see that one 😳😅

would you pay me to make it first?  :teddyr:

where I live I wouldn't need any money for the 'drizzle' special fx
Quotethe movie was cringe, corny, cheesy and "what the biscuits" is with this atrocious acting and childish corny thing of a movie???

Alex

The time Asylum accidentally made a good movie but no one watched it anyway.
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

pacman000

IF: Out of Control

A company designs an Interactive Fantasy computer simulation, & things go wrong.
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LilCerberus

"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

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claws

Quote from: LilCerberus on September 08, 2024, 05:27:43 PMSnakes In Space

Fed your title to ChatGPT and this is what I got:

Snakes in Space

Genre: Sci-Fi, Thriller, Action

Director: [Fictional name] Alex Ryder

Cast:
- Captain Mara Steele: (Lead Scientist) - [Fictional Actress Name]
- Lt. Ethan Cross: (Co-Pilot) - [Fictional Actor Name]
- Dr. Olivia Nguyen: (Biologist) - [Fictional Actress Name]
- Commander Jaxon Kane: (Mission Leader) - [Fictional Actor Name]

---

Synopsis:

In the year 2098, humanity has successfully ventured far beyond Earth, colonizing distant planets and establishing research stations in the farthest reaches of the galaxy. The Genesis-9, an advanced research spaceship, is sent on a high-priority mission to investigate an asteroid belt teeming with rare minerals. But on their way back, the crew encounters an abandoned space station floating in a decaying orbit around a mysterious planet.

Curiosity gets the better of them, and they dock to investigate. As they explore the eerie, desolate facility, they discover the remnants of an unrecorded alien experiment—a bioengineered species of hyper-evolved snakes created to withstand the harshest conditions of space. These genetically enhanced serpents were designed to be perfect predators, capable of rapid reproduction and incredible survival instincts.

Without warning, the creatures are awakened from stasis and begin to wreak havoc on the ship, rapidly spreading through air vents and oxygen tubes. With the station in lockdown and the ship's crew trapped inside, Captain Mara Steele and her team must navigate the claustrophobic corridors of their spacecraft, battling both the deadly snakes and the increasing dangers of the deteriorating space station.

As the snakes become more intelligent and aggressive, the crew discovers that the creatures are not merely animals—they are part of a larger alien conspiracy. With oxygen running low and systems failing, the team must outsmart the snakes and uncover the truth behind the experiment before it's too late.

Snakes in Space is a heart-pounding, tension-filled sci-fi thriller where the silence of space is broken only by the slithering of death. With stunning visual effects, intense action sequences, and a race against time, this film explores both the terror of isolation in space and the primal fear of deadly creatures lurking in the dark.

As the final showdown unfolds, survival depends on not just brute force but understanding the creatures' cunning evolution—before humanity's next great step into space becomes their last.

Tagline: *In space, no one can hear you hiss

 :buggedout:  :bouncegiggle:
Is it October yet?

claws

Quote from: zombie no.one on August 30, 2024, 10:52:54 AMThe Mild Drizzle

ChatGPT:

The Mild Drizzle

Genre: Drama, Comedy, Slice of Life

Director: [Fictional name] Claire Davenport

Cast:

    Eleanor "Ellie" Rhodes: (A bookstore owner) - [Fictional Actress Name]
    Daniel Marks: (A widowed gardener) - [Fictional Actor Name]
    Maggie Taylor: (Ellie's best friend) - [Fictional Actress Name]
    Mr. Thompson: (The grumpy neighbor) - [Fictional Actor Name]

Synopsis:

In the quaint, sleepy town of Hallow Creek, where nothing extraordinary ever happens, the weather seems to match the mood—perpetually overcast, with a light, constant drizzle. For the townspeople, this mild drizzle is just a part of everyday life, quietly shaping their slow and steady routines.

At the heart of the town is Ellie Rhodes, a 35-year-old bookstore owner who has lived in Hallow Creek all her life. Stuck in the monotony of her days, she spends most of her time lost in novels, dreaming of the adventures and excitement she reads about, but never experiences. Her tiny bookstore, "The Paper Puddle," reflects the calm, somewhat dreary atmosphere of her own existence.

Everything changes when Daniel Marks, a charming yet introspective widower in his 40s, moves to town and takes up work as the new groundskeeper for the local park. Daniel's arrival is marked by little fanfare, much like the town's quiet drizzle, but his presence begins to stir something in Ellie. Their paths cross during one of Hallow Creek's countless gray, misty mornings, and an unexpected friendship blooms between them.

"The Mild Drizzle" is a tender story about two people coming to terms with the rainy seasons of their own lives. Ellie, forever waiting for a grand moment of change, and Daniel, who is learning to cope with his grief, find solace in each other's company. Their connection grows as they bond over shared conversations, cups of tea, and the serene beauty of life's small moments.

As they both try to navigate their personal struggles, the mild drizzle of Hallow Creek becomes a metaphor for their journey—never a storm, but a constant, gentle force that reminds them life's most profound changes don't always come with thunder and lightning. Sometimes, the quiet moments, the ones we barely notice, bring the greatest transformations.

With a mix of heartwarming humor and subtle drama, "The Mild Drizzle" explores the beauty in the mundane, the quiet moments of connection, and the unexpected relationships that help us weather life's gentle rains.

Tagline: In a town where the rain never stops, love blooms slowly.

:bouncegiggle:
Is it October yet?

LilCerberus

"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

zombie no.one

Quotethe movie was cringe, corny, cheesy and "what the biscuits" is with this atrocious acting and childish corny thing of a movie???

Trevor

Quote from: claws on September 09, 2024, 05:45:19 PM
Quote from: zombie no.one on August 30, 2024, 10:52:54 AMThe Mild Drizzle

ChatGPT:

The Mild Drizzle

Genre: Drama, Comedy, Slice of Life

Director: [Fictional name] Claire Davenport

Cast:

    Eleanor "Ellie" Rhodes: (A bookstore owner) - [Fictional Actress Name]
    Daniel Marks: (A widowed gardener) - [Fictional Actor Name]
    Maggie Taylor: (Ellie's best friend) - [Fictional Actress Name]
    Mr. Thompson: (The grumpy neighbor) - [Fictional Actor Name]

Synopsis:

In the quaint, sleepy town of Hallow Creek, where nothing extraordinary ever happens, the weather seems to match the mood—perpetually overcast, with a light, constant drizzle. For the townspeople, this mild drizzle is just a part of everyday life, quietly shaping their slow and steady routines.

At the heart of the town is Ellie Rhodes, a 35-year-old bookstore owner who has lived in Hallow Creek all her life. Stuck in the monotony of her days, she spends most of her time lost in novels, dreaming of the adventures and excitement she reads about, but never experiences. Her tiny bookstore, "The Paper Puddle," reflects the calm, somewhat dreary atmosphere of her own existence.

Everything changes when Daniel Marks, a charming yet introspective widower in his 40s, moves to town and takes up work as the new groundskeeper for the local park. Daniel's arrival is marked by little fanfare, much like the town's quiet drizzle, but his presence begins to stir something in Ellie. Their paths cross during one of Hallow Creek's countless gray, misty mornings, and an unexpected friendship blooms between them.

"The Mild Drizzle" is a tender story about two people coming to terms with the rainy seasons of their own lives. Ellie, forever waiting for a grand moment of change, and Daniel, who is learning to cope with his grief, find solace in each other's company. Their connection grows as they bond over shared conversations, cups of tea, and the serene beauty of life's small moments.

As they both try to navigate their personal struggles, the mild drizzle of Hallow Creek becomes a metaphor for their journey—never a storm, but a constant, gentle force that reminds them life's most profound changes don't always come with thunder and lightning. Sometimes, the quiet moments, the ones we barely notice, bring the greatest transformations.

With a mix of heartwarming humor and subtle drama, "The Mild Drizzle" explores the beauty in the mundane, the quiet moments of connection, and the unexpected relationships that help us weather life's gentle rains.

Tagline: In a town where the rain never stops, love blooms slowly.

:bouncegiggle:

😂😅🤣😄😀🐢
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

claws

Quote from: Rev. Powell on September 05, 2024, 09:19:48 AMERASERHEAD 2: THE TERRIBLE TWOS

One more:

Eraserhead 2: The Terrible Twos

Genre: Surreal Horror, Dark Comedy

Director: [Fictional name] Riley Masters

Cast:

    Henry Spencer: (The father) - [Fictional Actor Name]
    Mary X: (The mother) - [Fictional Actress Name]
    The Baby: (Now a toddler) - [Fictional Actor Name]
    The Man in the Radiator: (Returning) - [Fictional Actor Name]

Synopsis:

25 years after the surreal and nightmarish events of Eraserhead, Henry Spencer thought the horrors of fatherhood were behind him. But life has a strange way of pulling people back into their worst fears. In Eraserhead 2: The Terrible Twos, the story resumes in an even more bizarre and nightmarish realm of parenthood.

Henry's mutant baby, now an unsettlingly unnatural toddler, is going through the dreaded "terrible twos." The grotesque child has evolved into a more mobile and expressive creature, but its incessant screaming, erratic behavior, and unnatural growth spurts are beyond the comprehension of any normal parent. Mary X, now more distant and paranoid, becomes obsessed with finding ways to control their child, leaving Henry once again trapped in an overwhelming domestic nightmare.

As Henry's mind unravels, he starts experiencing a series of increasingly bizarre and surreal hallucinations—visions of his past, the haunting Man in the Radiator, and strange machinery slowly encroaching upon his everyday life. His apartment becomes an ever-shifting maze of mechanical noises, leaking pipes, and pulsating walls, mirroring the chaos of trying to raise an unpredictable, monstrous child.

The "toddler" wreaks havoc wherever it goes, creating bizarre messes, disassembling objects with uncanny precision, and developing a terrifying independence that only deepens Henry's anxiety. Every tantrum shakes the walls, every shriek echoes through Henry's mind, and every misstep seems to bring the child closer to some dark transformation.

In this sequel, the film blends dark humor with surreal horror, continuing the Lynchian legacy of Eraserhead while taking the exploration of fatherhood to even more nightmarish depths. "Eraserhead 2: The Terrible Twos" examines the terrors of raising a child who defies all reason, leaving Henry to confront not only his strange offspring but the unresolved fears and regrets of his own existence.

Tagline: Parenthood was never supposed to be this... mechanical.

Prepare for a journey into the most disturbing, dreamlike phase of fatherhood yet, as Henry faces the ultimate test: surviving the "terrible twos."

Sounds like a decent sequel  :thumbup:
Is it October yet?

pacman000

Sleep the Sleep of 1000 Years

Esoteric thriller set in a hospital for somnambulists. The hospital itself may be part of the protagonist's dream. Doctors may be harvesting chemicals from the sleepwalkers' brains to extend life. And other weird things happen.
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claws

A.I. came up with these:

Cyborgs vs. Clowns
Sharknado: The Musical
Lizard Apocalypse: A Love Story
Werewolf Accountant: Tax Season of Terror
Is it October yet?

LilCerberus

"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

LilCerberus

"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.