Invent A Bad Movie Title Part 2

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Origami with Nancy Reagan (Educational Short, 1981)
Shallow Crreek Witch
Tip-toeing Through Graveyards
Ménage à trois on the Moon

[Dr. Whom]

Das Reboot

[Alex]

Porn Stars Sing The Blues.

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Tales of the Three-Breasted Woman
Bloodbath at the Swimming Pool
Frankenstein's Meatballs
Too Scared to Swim

[Trevor]

Das Reboot

[claws]

Porn Stars Sing The Blues.

Porn actor John Leslie had his own blues band, the John Leslie Blues Band

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1970s porn star Andrea True didn't sing the blues but disco and had a bit of success.

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[ER]

From the tedious mind of famed director Angus DeWitt's screenplay-writing urologist came the most unnecessary and annoying 26-film series in motion picture history.... The Alphabet Assault!


Andy's Assignation Angers An Antelope

Betty's Belligerence Bullies Brad

Curlow's Cantankerousness Cuts Curtis

Dafni Defeats Drow Duo Drinking Dewar's

Elvis Empties Elivira's Entropy

Freida Forgets Fergus' Fritos

Gregor Gulps Greg's Gallstones

Hyram Hits Hilda's Hymen*
*In 3-D.

Isabell Irritates Issac's Irises

Jerome Jinxed JarJar

Kay Killed Karate Kid Kenny

Linda's Lynx Licked Leonides

Matthew Mayes' Munitions Mixup

Niles Nodded, Neal Nabbed Nellie's Nethers

Opie Oopsed Onto Otis's Orifice

Paul Petered Patricia

Quentin Queried Quietly

Regina Realized Results Ran Roughshod, Rogering Rex's Rear

Sam Sent Smeagle Sailing Sewerward

Trixie Tongued Toni's Toes

Ulysses Ululated Uselessly

Vera's Virginity Veered

William Went Wee-wee While Wailing Welsh Warbles

Xavier X-rayed Xala Xalier Xalti

Yeltson Yakked, Yekaterinburg Yodled, Yeezus Yawned

Zara Zipped Zack's Zenis, Zack Zzzzz'd


(Note: Angus DeWitt's urologist lived the remainder of his life in Aunt Fanny's Home For the Self-Indulgently Insane.)

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Honor of my Wife (Lifetime Movie based on the slapping incident at the 2022 Oscars)
Help! My Husband is German
Our Teacher Knows Karate
One-Pot Love

[bob]

An Ice Hole
A Big Ice Hole
A Big Hairy Ice Hole
A Big Stinky Ice Hole
Why Did You Throw My Dog into a Big Stinky Ice Hole?

[Dr. Whom]

Porn Stars Sing The Blues.

Porn actor John Leslie had his own blues band, the John Leslie Blues Band

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1970s porn star Andrea True didn't sing the blues but disco and had a bit of success.

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You're the first person I know to watch porn for the sound track

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You're the first person I know to watch porn for the sound track

Some of the best music can be found on porn soundtracks. Even Tarantino knows that  

It is more, well, stimulating than elevator music 

[LilCerberus]

You're the first person I know to watch porn for the sound track

Some of the best music can be found on porn soundtracks. Even Tarantino knows that 

It is more, well, stimulating than elevator music 

True.
One of the things I used to like about Eccentric Cinema (R.I.P.) was the downloads page...
Some of the eurotrash theme songs ranged from corny to classy, & sometimes made good buffer music when I was at WRIR...

[bob]

A Complete History of Music Used in Porn

[Dr. Whom]

You're the first person I know to watch porn for the sound track

Some of the best music can be found on porn soundtracks. Even Tarantino knows that  

It is more, well, stimulating than elevator music 

As someone who has Alex Puddu's Golden Age of Danish Pornography in his playlist, I have to agree (those are fake 70s style soundtracks though)

[LilCerberus]

Shark Cooties