Invent A Bad Movie Title Part 2

[Trevor]

TODAY WE KILL, TOMORROW WE EAT PIZZA 😉🍕

[zombie no.one]

Sausages Are Not The Only Food

[LilCerberus]

The Washington Contaminator

[LilCerberus]

Werewolf With Mange

[claws]

Sausages Are Not The Only Food

Title: Sausages Are Not the Only Food
Genre: Drama / Melodrama
Year: 1993

Synopsis:
In a sleepy Midwestern town obsessed with meat, 42-year-old Carl Brubaker runs the family sausage factory with the same passion his great-grandfather once did. But when his vegan daughter Melody returns from college with a new fiancé — a tofu influencer named Sky — Carl's life and values are thrown into disarray.

As the town prepares for its annual Meat Festival, tensions rise: factory workers threaten to strike unless gluten-free options are introduced, Melody stages a protest with interpretive dance, and Carl begins hearing the voice of his late grandmother warning him that sausages are not the only food.

Torn between legacy and progress, Carl must choose whether to save the factory or embrace quinoa. Featuring dramatic monologues about mustard, an emotionally overcooked dream sequence in a grocery aisle, and a haunting original ballad titled Soy of My Heart, this overwrought family drama asks the ultimate question: what's really on your plate... and in your soul?

Tagline:
Sometimes it takes losing everything... to discover tofu.

[zombie no.one]

AI?

a tofu influencer named Sky might get his own spinoff franchise