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Started by RCMerchant, June 27, 2022, 03:00:36 PM

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ER

Quote from: zombie no.one on October 07, 2022, 09:24:04 AM
Quote from: ER on October 06, 2022, 05:32:48 PM
There is a species of dwarf anteater in Madagascar which never urinates, owing to the ability of its bladder to continuously reabsorb urine back into the body. (Lotta unique life forms in Madagascar.)

I'll go true...

it's cousin, the dwarf pant-wetter, is not so highly evolved

Dwarf pant-wetter, ha!

Nah, sorry, made that up.
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

zombie no.one


ER

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An important aspect of the ritual that created a man as High King in ancient Ireland was the High King publicly copulated with a wild mare atop the Hill of Tara.

(C'mon, something like that can't be true, right?)
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

Alex

Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

ER

Quote from: Alex on October 09, 2022, 03:02:07 PM
True.
Really, Alex? Really?  You come across something as twisted as that and your mind goes, "Hmmm, I think Irish people are so messed up that must be true....."

Yes, blast you, it's true. Well done, you believer in the worst in others.  :bouncegiggle:
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

Alex

Quote from: ER on October 09, 2022, 03:22:27 PM
Quote from: Alex on October 09, 2022, 03:02:07 PM
True.
Really, Alex? Really?  You come across something as twisted as that and your mind goes, "Hmmm, I think Irish people are so messed up that must be true....."

Yes, blast you, it's true. Well done, you believer in the worst in others.  :bouncegiggle:

I know something of mythology and history. Your not the only one who knows a bit about Ireland.
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

indianasmith

When I was a kid, I got several pieces of a rubber fishing worm stuck in my sinuses after sticking them up my nose to shoot across the room at my sister, then snorting instead of blowing.  Mom and Dad freaked and took me to the hospital.  In the waiting room, I sneezed and spewed bits of rubber worm all over the ER, so my parents took me home!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Trevor

Quote from: indianasmith on October 09, 2022, 11:27:48 PM
When I was a kid, I got several pieces of a rubber fishing worm stuck in my sinuses after sticking them up my nose to shoot across the room at my sister, then snorting instead of blowing.  Mom and Dad freaked and took me to the hospital.  In the waiting room, I sneezed and spewed bits of rubber worm all over the ER, so my parents took me home!

Easy: true.  :teddyr:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Alex

Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

indianasmith

You guys know me too well!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Alex

During an exercise, while administering first aid to a "casualty", I slipped and put him in hospital for real
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

Trevor

Quote from: Alex on October 10, 2022, 09:57:13 AM
During an exercise, while administering first aid to a "casualty", I slipped and put him in hospital for real

Well, I once slapped the snot out of a dummy during first aid training so I'm going  to say yes  :wink:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

ER

On the same day in February 1995 I got my first driver's license, my first car, and had almost all my clothing amorously removed, also for the first time.
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

Alex

Quote from: Trevor on October 10, 2022, 10:02:24 AM
Quote from: Alex on October 10, 2022, 09:57:13 AM
During an exercise, while administering first aid to a "casualty", I slipped and put him in hospital for real

Well, I once slapped the snot out of a dummy during first aid training so I'm going  to say yes  :wink:

Indeed it was true. I wasn't allowed to remove my rifle, and it slipped, smacking him in the forehead.
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

Allhallowsday

Quote from: ER on October 10, 2022, 04:51:02 PM
On the same day in February 1995 I got my first driver's license, my first car, and had almost all my clothing amorously removed, also for the first time.

True.
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