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Cocaine Bear

Started by bob, December 11, 2022, 10:38:57 AM

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bob

Kubrick, Nolan, Tarantino, Wan, Iñárritu, Scorsese, Chaplin, Abrams, Wes Anderson, Gilliam, Kurosawa, Villeneuve - the elite



I believe in the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

WingedSerpent

Movie looks like it might be fun.
At least, that's what Gary Busey told me...

HappyGilmore

Me and like 10 friends from work are buying tickets for opening night.  :cheers: :bouncegiggle:
"The path to Heaven runs through miles of clouded Hell."

Don't get too close, it's dark inside.
It's where my demons hide, it's where my demons hide.

Archivist

I'm very curious about how they will tell this story. I didn't learn of the original cocaine bear until the last few years. Funny stuff.
"Many others since have tried & failed at making a watchable parasite slug movie" - LilCerberus

Archivist

Here's the trailer. This movie is going to be a hoot!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuWEEKeJLMI
"Many others since have tried & failed at making a watchable parasite slug movie" - LilCerberus

bob



just look at the cast in this

   
Keri Russell
O'Shea Jackson Jr.
Christian Convery
Alden Ehrenreich
Jesse Tyler Ferguson
Brooklynn Prince
Isiah Whitlock Jr.
Kristofer Hivju
Hannah Hoekstra
Margo Martindale
Ray Liotta
Kubrick, Nolan, Tarantino, Wan, Iñárritu, Scorsese, Chaplin, Abrams, Wes Anderson, Gilliam, Kurosawa, Villeneuve - the elite



I believe in the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

Cult_Moody_Movies

Waiting to hear feedback before investing in it.

Dr. Whom

Quote from: Cult_Moody_Movies on February 16, 2023, 05:49:17 PM
Waiting to hear feedback before investing in it.

Same here, I'm not convinced by the trailer
"Once you get past a certain threshold, everyone's problems are the same: fortifying your island and hiding the heat signature from your fusion reactor."

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.

Gabriel Knight

Saw the trailer, the bear looks insanely bad. Most modern video games have better animations than that. And the overall concept is beyond stupid, even for a B movie. I'll wait to catch it randomly in cable in a few years, thanks.
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Cult_Moody_Movies

Quote from: Dr. Whom on February 17, 2023, 01:54:52 AM
Same here, I'm not convinced by the trailer

A title too good that it doesn't live up to the hype. cough, Snakes on a Plane, cough.

Alex

Following 3 million dollars worth of cocaine being found dumped at sea, Cocaine Shark is now on its way.
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

Rev. Powell

The real cocaine bear who inspired this movie (he didn't go on a rampage, he just died of cocaine overdose) is stuffed and on display in a mall in Lexington, KY. Never took a trip to see him but I bet a lot of people will now.

I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

RCMerchant

Yeah! I'd watch this!  :teddyr:
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
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claws

Is it October yet?

bob

Quote from: Alex on February 18, 2023, 04:52:16 AM
Following 3 million dollars worth of cocaine being found dumped at sea, Cocaine Shark is now on its way.

Kubrick, Nolan, Tarantino, Wan, Iñárritu, Scorsese, Chaplin, Abrams, Wes Anderson, Gilliam, Kurosawa, Villeneuve - the elite



I believe in the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.