The Dark Thoughts Thread

[Alex]

Ever wondered which of the sailors in Cher's video for If I Could Turn Back Time is really Indy?

[ER]

Last night where I was staying I either vividly dreamed the sheet was being slowly pulled down off me, or it really was being pulled off me, but when I sat up, freaked out, it fell downward anyway, so I couldn't tell if it actually had been. But after that I could not get back to sleep. Place like I was had probably had OD deaths in it and all kinds of creepy stuff.

[Alex]

I just applied to join a group and was asked if I was a robot. I replied, "Well, I might be one but programmed not to know that I was one so I can't really answer this one honestly."

They've let me in any way, so I guess my momentary existential crisis wasn't a problem for them.

[Alex]

Alice Cooper has suggested that Johnny Depp and Amber Heard remake The War of the Roses with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie playing their lawyers.

I suspect the movie would actually be a minor hit based on the amount of interest during the court case between them.

[Zapranoth]

That totally sounds like something Alice Cooper would think up.

[ER]

Some years ago my son asked if I ever noticed Miss Piggy and Yoda sounded alike, so I told him Miss Piggy had been Yoda in a past life.

[ER]

I haven't been able to figure it out but there has to be some occult reason stores keep bottles of French and Russian salad dressing on the shelves, since clearly no one ever buys them.

[Alex]

We are the architects of our own destruction, taking steps along a path that has an inevitable end just because it is easier to walk it than be inconvenienced on a different route.

[RCMerchant]

I haven't been able to figure it out but there has to be some occult reason stores keep bottles of French and Russian salad dressing on the shelves, since clearly no one ever buys them.

I like Russian dressing!
I don't eat salad, though. On a BLT or a burger, it's great!

[Trevor]

Some years ago my son asked if I ever noticed Miss Piggy and Yoda sounded alike, so I told him Miss Piggy had been Yoda in a past life.

Clever you are 

[Alex]

I was reading an article on how to survive a shark attack. The first line says "Stay calm." I am willing to be no one would remain calm in that situation, the reason being is that a bloody shark is attacking you.

[ER]

Despite it being filled with every form of hi-tech camera, including infrared, being rigged with sound, smell, and motion detectors, despite it being guarded 24 hours a day, not one ghost has been detected in the Tower of London. Hey, if casting bubble-bursting doubt on what is supposedly the most haunted site on the planet isn't a dark thought, I don't know what is.

[Alex]

A fool will cling onto his beliefs long past the point where they have been disproven, desperately hanging on to any shred of evidence, no matter how flimsy much like someone drowning hanging onto anything to stay afloat rather than just face the truth that he is just a fool.

[Trevor]

We have had two earthquakes today in my area of South Africa: I wobder why. 😳

[ER]

Spiders like to climb into closed umbrellas, and it's not impossible that when you open the umbrella above your head and the spider drops on you, you'll mistake it for an errant raindrop as it crawls toward your collar.