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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
« Reply #45 on: June 16, 2023, 08:18:55 AM »
Every time I save an earthworm from dying on a sidewalk I condemn a bird to hunger.
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« Reply #46 on: June 16, 2023, 09:08:58 AM »
Every time you smell a fart you are inhaling particles that have been up someone's ass.
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« Reply #47 on: June 16, 2023, 04:02:46 PM »
When one of your players goes for a BJ off a Mind Flayer with his dad present, something has gone wrong.
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
« Reply #48 on: June 17, 2023, 10:00:08 AM »
I bet your cat would sit and watch someone murder you.
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
« Reply #49 on: June 20, 2023, 05:11:56 AM »
You can't go home again.
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« Reply #50 on: June 21, 2023, 09:07:25 AM »
Quote from: ER on June 20, 2023, 05:11:56 AM
You can't go home again.
Sure you can. I'm home right now.
I left the other day! I went to the store!
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« Reply #51 on: June 21, 2023, 09:11:17 AM »
I guess being dead at the bottom of the sea is a pretty immersive Titanic experience.
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« Reply #52 on: June 21, 2023, 01:02:22 PM »
Quote from: RCMerchant on June 21, 2023, 09:07:25 AM
Quote from: ER on June 20, 2023, 05:11:56 AM
You can't go home again.
Sure you can. I'm home right now.
I left the other day! I went to the store!

Hee hee hee. . .

Reminds me of an old joke my friend Lee used to tell:
"My friends wife left him yesterday, but he's totally fine.  She just went to the post office and came right back."
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
« Reply #53 on: June 22, 2023, 08:39:38 PM »
Somehow finding out the people on the Titan likely died faster than the eye could blink in an underwater implosion gifts me with peace I didn't have thinking of them trapped in cold darkness slowly suffocating with their bodily wastes sliding around below them, and no access to YouTube to take them through their final hours.
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« Reply #54 on: June 23, 2023, 01:34:07 AM »
Quote from: ER on June 22, 2023, 08:39:38 PM
Somehow finding out the people on the Titan likely died faster than the eye could blink in an underwater implosion gifts me with peace I didn't have thinking of them trapped in cold darkness slowly suffocating with their bodily wastes sliding around below them, and no access to YouTube to take them through their final hours.

The sub apparently did have a toilet, so that is one issue they wouldn't have had to worry about had it been a slower death.
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
« Reply #55 on: June 23, 2023, 07:42:34 AM »
I've sometimes thought Iceland might be a nice place to live (so much so I recently mentioned it as a relocation site, darn now everyone knows...), but I been watching YouTube videos made by an American lady who has lived there for about a decade, and I don't know that I'd like it that much.

PRO:
The ground is made of cooled lava.
Houses are made of concrete.
It's never hot.
Safe society.
Sell a thousand copies of a book and you're a best-selling author.

CON:
The ground is made of cooled lava.
The grass is only green six weeks a year.
There are virtually no trees and no forests.
Hurricane-force winds are common.
85%-plus humidity year-round.
Virtually everyone lives in apartments instead of houses and almost no one has a yard.
Every appliance is half the size of those in the US, so often twice the work.
Indoor carpet is illegal due to green laws.
Bathing suits are not allowed in public pools, public pools are everywhere, and they have shower police to watch you stand naked in a pre-pool shower and wash certain body parts listed on a chart.
Bjork is considered sane and normal.
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« Reply #56 on: June 23, 2023, 07:56:43 AM »
You lost me at Bjork.
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« Reply #57 on: June 23, 2023, 03:20:04 PM »
Anyone who says they wouldn't change anything about their life has never known true pain.
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« Reply #58 on: June 29, 2023, 10:30:28 AM »
In The VVitch, Black Philip asks the girl "Wouldst thou like the taste of butter?"At the time (15th and 16th Century) the Catholic Church declared eating butter was a bigger sin than lying, blasphemy and impurity.
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« Reply #59 on: June 30, 2023, 01:00:05 PM »
Someday I'll die.  Smile I don't want to die, but i will finally know wtf is going on. Or maybe I won't. I dunno.
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Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
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