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Started by Trevor, June 19, 2023, 09:56:08 PM

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indianasmith

SAVING PRIVATE RYAN:
Everybody you like dies.
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Trevor

We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Alex

Top Gun.

Despite breaking enough laws to end up facing the death penalty, a pilot with daddy issues becomes the hero.
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

ER

The Passion of the Christ: The main character dies.
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

Alex

Quote from: ER on June 29, 2023, 06:22:37 AM
The Passion of the Christ: The main character dies.

Is there an easter egg in the credits where he pops back up?
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

zombie no.one

Quote from: Alex on June 29, 2023, 06:38:32 AM
Quote from: ER on June 29, 2023, 06:22:37 AM
The Passion of the Christ: The main character dies.

Is there an easter egg in the credits where he pops back up?

I mean, there's layers to this joke!

Alex

Quote from: zombie no.one on June 29, 2023, 07:24:04 AM
Quote from: Alex on June 29, 2023, 06:38:32 AM
Quote from: ER on June 29, 2023, 06:22:37 AM
The Passion of the Christ: The main character dies.

Is there an easter egg in the credits where he pops back up?

I mean, there's layers to this joke!

I am so glad someone noticed lol.  :bouncegiggle:
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

ER

All Quiet on the Western Front. It goes all quiet on the Western Front.

How The West Was Won. The West gets won.

The Empire Strikes Back. The Empire strikes back.

South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut. It's South Park, but bigger, longer, and uncut.

Doctor Zhivago. The main character is Doctor Zhivago.

Friday the 13th. Don't blame Jason.

Camelot. Has zero camels.







What does not kill me makes me stranger.

ER

Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny. Indiana Jones dies.
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

Trevor

Quote from: ER on June 30, 2023, 11:30:59 AM
Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny. Indiana Jones dies.

Really? I heard differently.
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

zombie no.one


RCMerchant

I DRINK YOUR BLOOD (1970

uh- Huh!
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

Trevor

Quote from: RCMerchant on June 30, 2023, 01:01:38 PM
I DRINK YOUR BLOOD (1970

uh- Huh!

That one I must still see 😊🐢
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

bob

There Will Be Blood
.
there is in fact blood
Kubrick, Nolan, Tarantino, Wan, Iñárritu, Scorsese, Chaplin, Abrams, Wes Anderson, Gilliam, Kurosawa, Villeneuve - the elite



I believe in the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

Alex

Flash Gordon.

He saves everyone of us.
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.