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Started by M.10rda, November 23, 2023, 07:31:52 PM

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Dr. Whom

Fallen Angels (1995)

As a Wong Kar Wai fan, I had my doubts about putting it in this category, but my main criterium for putting in the bad vs good movies is the question: is it worth your time? And I don't think this is.

This is just weird people behaving erratically in nighttime Hong Kong. Of course, you have the various Wong Kar Way tropes, and the whole thing is very well made, but it is almost as if he decided to make a pastiche of his style and turned up all his trademark quirks to eleven. I'd be less harsh on it if it was the only thing Wong Kar Wai had made, but compared to the rest, this is just lazy.
"Once you get past a certain threshold, everyone's problems are the same: fortifying your island and hiding the heat signature from your fusion reactor."

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.

M.10rda

I like FALLEN ANGELS more than CHUNGKING EXPRESS and significantly more than IN THE MOOD FOR LOVE or 2048 or HAPPY TOGETHER... which probably just demonstrates my poor taste and judgment. Outstanding performances, though!

Dr. Whom

Quote from: M.10rda on August 12, 2025, 03:14:07 PMI like FALLEN ANGELS more than CHUNGKING EXPRESS and significantly more than IN THE MOOD FOR LOVE or 2048 or HAPPY TOGETHER... which probably just demonstrates my poor taste and judgment. Outstanding performances, though!

Exactly the opposite. Perhaps also because I find the antics of Takeshi Kaneshiro's character annoying rather than endearing (I have the same problem with manic pixie girls)
"Once you get past a certain threshold, everyone's problems are the same: fortifying your island and hiding the heat signature from your fusion reactor."

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.

zombie no.one

ANY WHICH WAY BUT LOOSE (1978)

Possibly the first film I remember watching, age about 4.

'Creaky and lacking in effort' would be a kind assessment of this creaky and lacking-in-effort effort.

although it's lighthearted, Clint is just a straight up thug here. almost in the opening scene he wanders into a bar, steals a guy's peanuts, then beats him senseless for objecting. Go Clint!

apparently the phrase "any which way but loose" was uttered in SMOKEY & THE BANDIT prior to this, so no surprise it belongs in that film's oeuvre. good ol boys in shirts driving trucks and stuff

4.5/10

M.10rda

Quote from: Dr. Whom on August 14, 2025, 02:07:27 PM
Quote from: M.10rda on August 12, 2025, 03:14:07 PMI like FALLEN ANGELS more than CHUNGKING EXPRESS and significantly more than IN THE MOOD FOR LOVE or 2048 or HAPPY TOGETHER... which probably just demonstrates my poor taste and judgment. Outstanding performances, though!

Exactly the opposite. Perhaps also because I find the antics of Takeshi Kaneshiro's character annoying rather than endearing (I have the same problem with manic pixie girls)

Yes, this math checks out. I love both Kaneshiro and the two MPGs in this film.  :twirl:

LilCerberus

Tonight's Stinker
Beyond the Rising Moon(1987) AKA OuterWorld
https://youtu.be/ob5iF5lkrgw?si=rhoTjJdfG_ush1wd

An ancient alien space craft has been discovered, so a big greedy corporation sends a female clone to kill the astronauts that found it & steal their data... In a goofy fight scene, she kills one simply by smacking his hand...
But on her way back from the mission, she decides not to go back to her boss & makes a run for it, so he activates a device in her brain that will kill her in a few days.... Not convenient, because that's where she stored the data....
She comes across a down on his luck freighter pilot who's about to lose his ship, so she sees off the repo men, & offers the pilot enough to pay off his debts....

The first half of the plot is predictable, but not terrible.... All the dialog has been dubbed in, the music is corny.... There are a few scenes that look like some CGI was added sometime after 2005, but it does have plenty of cool scale models....
Watchable...
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