Blend two movies

[pacman000]

Gone With The General

The Buster Keaton classic with an extra 25 reels fleshing out his girlfriend & their tragic life after the war.

[claws]

Poltergeist II: The Golden Child

The Freeling family have a new house, but their troubles don't seem to be over when they find a young boy from Tibet with mystical powers hiding in their garage.

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Cobra Saves Christmas

A tough-on-crime street cop must protect Santa from a murderous cult.

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Who's the Woman in Red?

Charlotte, an incredibly beautiful Woman in Red, is hired to solve the kidnapping of a young heiress.

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Humanoids from the Blue Lagoon

Two Humanoid sea creatures swim to a deserted tropical island in the South Pacific. With no people to rape, the two build sandcastles on the beach.

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The Best Little Motel Hell in Texas

A town's Sheriff and regular patron of a historical whorehouse fights for survival when the owners bury him alive to create the "special meat" they are famous for.

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She-Devil in the Attic

A housewife is locked away under an attic by a wealthy romance novelist who is having an affair with the housewife's husband.

[claws]

The Black Swan Hole

A research vessel finds a missing ship, commanded by an unstable ballerina, on the edge of a black hole.

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To the Devil a Coal Miner's Daughter

An American occult novelist battles to save the soul of country music star Loretta Lynn from a group of Satanists.

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The Last Big Doll House on the Left

Two teenage girls heading to a rock concert get arrested, thrown into prison, and are abused by an evil warden. They escape, but are kidnapped and brutalized by a gang of psychopathic convicts.

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Fritz the Cat from Outer Space

Scientists help alien cat Fritz, stranded on Earth, to repair its damaged spacecraft in order to start a riot in Harlem.

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Pete's Last Dragon

An orphan boy and his magical dragon come to town to obtain the final level of martial arts mastery known as the Glow.

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Freaky Friday the 13th

A mother and her undead son find their personalities switched, leading to killing a group of teenage camp counselors.

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When a Stranger Calls the Ghostbusters

A psychopathic killer terrorizes the Ghostbusters, then returns seven years later to menace them again.

[Ticonderoga 64]

Dont Be Afraid Of The Dark Knight

Taste the Blood Of Fu Manchu

Race With the Devil Bat

The Alligator People Under the Stairs

[zombie no.one]

The Assassination Of Jesse James By The Coward Robocop

[Ticonderoga 64]

The Maltese Falcon and the Snowman
Rock and Roll High Plains Drifter
Abbott & Costello Meet Dr.Jekyll & Sister Hyde

[claws]

Up the Wolf Creek

Bob McGraw is in his 12th year of college, goofing his way through life, until he has to win a river rafting race in the Australian outback against a sadistic psychopathic local.

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The Twilight Saga: Two New Moon Junction

Bella temporarily abandons her posh vampire lifestyle and upcoming, semi-arranged marriage with Edward to have a lustful and erotic fling with a rugged drifter.

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Die Hard Ticket to Hawaii

In Hawaii, a New York City police officer tries to save his estranged wife taken hostage by a vicious drug kingpin during a Christmas party at the Polynesian Cultural Center in Laie.

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Beat Street Fighter

In the midst of a civil war in South East Asia, a general intensifies the climate of violence by kidnapping 63 UN delegates. To free the hostages, an aspiring DJ from the South Bronx and his best friend lead a group of breakdancers, who will have to use hip hop music and head spins to be successful.

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Hell of the Living Dead Comes to Frogtown

After a worldwide nuclear war, where 68% of the male population was wiped out and virile men becoming a rarity, a female reporter is assigned to help rescue a group of fertile women kidnapped by humanoid zombie frogs.

[claws]

Oliver Twister

An orphan meets two storm chasers on the streets of London. Together they create an advanced weather alert system by putting the orphan in the cross-hairs of extremely violent tornadoes.

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Bad Boys: Red Riding Hood or Die

A young girl joins two cops instead of visiting her sick grandmother, much to her family's displeasure.

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The Scary Garfield Movie

A year after disposing the body of Odie he accidentally killed, Garfield is stalked by a bumbling serial killer.

[The Burgomaster]

* The Man Who Loved Cat Ballou
* Roller Boogie Nights
* The Bride of Frankenstein Island
* Two Mules for Sister Act
* There Will be Bloodthirsty Butchers
* Thelma & Louise & Ted & Alice
* A Fish Called Wanda Nevada
* Rosemary's Baby Mama
* Enter the Dragonslayer
* The Osterman Weekend at Bernie's
* Ride the High Plains Drifter