Blend two movies

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Blend two movies, add synopsis:

The E.T. Thing (1982)

A research team in Antarctica helps a friendly alien return to his home planet.

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Trongeist (1982)

A computer hacker is pulled into a portal inside his computer, where his only chance of escape is with the help of a Tangina security program.

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Tootsie the Barbarian (1982)

Conan, an unsuccessful Barbarian, disguises himself as a woman in order to destroy savage warlord and sorcerer, Thulsa Doom.

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A Scarface Story (1983)

In the 1980s, a determined Cuban immigrant attempts to convince his cartel that a Red Ryder Range 200 Shot BB gun really is the perfect weapon to kill enemies.

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Christine's Vacation (1983)

The Griswold buy a strange car with an evil mind of its own for a cross-country drive to the Walley World theme park.

[zombie no.one]

Driving Miss Scissorhands

- old woman has her hands replaced by scissors and finds she can no longer drive,so she hires a chauffeur to taxi her around, in exchange for free haircuts.


Backdraft To The Future

- a bunch of firefighters travel through time in their DeLorean truck, to put out blazes that haven't started yet.


Faster, Uncle Buck! Kill! Kill!

- a guy is sent to babysit his brother's kids, and ends up trying to force them to reveal the whereabouts of his brother's hidden fortune

[Cult_Moody_Movies]

Breakin Beyond the Stars!

A breakdancer must unite a team of oddballs and outcasts to defend the Earth against alien invaders in the ultimate galactic dance off.

[Cult_Moody_Movies]

Splash - A Cruel Picture

A young idealistic mermaid is thrown into a world of sex trafficking and takes revenge on her land dwelling abusers. 

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Indiana Jones and the Terminator of Poon (1984)

A soldier is sent from 2029 to 1935 to stop Indiana Jones, who is about to sleep with a young woman the soldier is supposed to impregnate in order to save the future. Or something like that.

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A Karate Kid on Elm Street (1984)

A bullied teenager learns karate after he becomes the target of the spirit of a martial arts master with a bladed glove.

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Beverly Hills Amadeus (1984)

A freewheeling European composer pursuing a career in America finds himself dealing with the very different culture of Beverly Hills.

[zombie no.one]

The Stepford Robocop

a new dimension in law enforcement hits the streets of Stepford, Detroit. but this new officer's somewhat mechanical behaviour makes citizens question if all is really as it seems.

[Alex]

Dirty Harry & The Hendersons.

A tough-as-nails cop is adopted by a family when they find him wandering in the woods. Can they protect each other from a hunter determined to track the policeman down?

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Fatal Dancing (1987)

Spending the summer at a Catskills resort, Alex "Nuts" Forrest has a one-night stand with the camp's dance instructor, Johnny Castle.

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Three Men and a Baby from Eastwick (1987)

Jack and his friends, Peter and Michael have their wishes granted, a baby, when a mysterious and flamboyant man arrives in their lives.

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Moonraiser (1987)

Loretta Castorini, a bookkeeper from Brooklyn, New York, finds herself in a difficult situation when she resurrects her fiancé's dead brother with a mysterious puzzle box.

[Trevor]

The Wild Zombie Holocaust Geese

A flock of wild geese are eaten by rabid zombies and their remains take on humanity by flocking and biting them to death. 😳

[Cult_Moody_Movies]

A Karate Kid on Elm Street (1984)

A bullied teenager learns karate after he becomes the target of the spirit of a martial arts master with a bladed glove.

Fun Fact:

[Cult_Moody_Movies]

Fatso Blob -

A space gelatinous blob monster has to go on a diet from human flesh after his brother dies at an early age.

[M.10rda]

Moonraiser (1987)

Loretta Castorini, a bookkeeper from Brooklyn, New York, finds herself in a difficult situation when she resurrects her fiancé's dead brother with a mysterious puzzle box.

These have all been good but this one wins it. I honestly want to see Nicolas Cage make this one.

RONNY: Chrissy, over by the wall, bring me the big meathook.
CHRISSY: No, Ronny.
RONNY: Bring me the big hook!
CHRISSY: I won't do it, Ronny!

Ronny unleashes an unearthly shriek, crawls into a hole in the wall, leaving a trail of gore behind him.

CHRISSY: This is the most tormented man I have ever known. I'm in love with this man, but he doesn't know that, 'cause I never told him, 'cause he could never love anybody since he lost his girl and his skin.

[Alex]

Apollo Creed 13.

Rocky Balboa returns when the son of his former rival/best friend gets into trouble when a mission to hold the first boxing match in space goes wrong.

[bob]

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Moonraiser (1987)

Loretta Castorini, a bookkeeper from Brooklyn, New York, finds herself in a difficult situation when she resurrects her fiancé's dead brother with a mysterious puzzle box.

These have all been good but this one wins it. I honestly want to see Nicolas Cage make this one.

RONNY: Chrissy, over by the wall, bring me the big meathook.
CHRISSY: No, Ronny.
RONNY: Bring me the big hook!
CHRISSY: I won't do it, Ronny!

Ronny unleashes an unearthly shriek, crawls into a hole in the wall, leaving a trail of gore behind him.

CHRISSY: This is the most tormented man I have ever known. I'm in love with this man, but he doesn't know that, 'cause I never told him, 'cause he could never love anybody since he lost his girl and his skin.