Descriptions of Bad Movies that don't exist

[zombie no.one]

I asked A.I.

Sharknado vs. Octopusquatch

Description: In this low-budget disaster of a B-movie, a freak storm brings together two unlikely creatures: a half-octopus, half-Sasquatch mutant and a genetically modified flying shark. As the creatures battle it out over a small, unprepared coastal town, a ragtag team of scientists and surfers must stop the carnage before the world is torn apart by bad CGI and even worse acting. Featuring dialogue that makes no sense, laughable special effects, and a climax that involves a laser-powered surfboard, this film is so bad it's almost brilliant—almost.

AI having a dig at "bad CGI"... how meta is that

[pacman000]

This fantasy movie feels like an RPG session. That is, I think someone wrote the script by rolling dice & looking at a chart of options.