Descriptions of Bad Movies that don't exist

[zombie no.one]

I asked A.I.

Sharknado vs. Octopusquatch

Description: In this low-budget disaster of a B-movie, a freak storm brings together two unlikely creatures: a half-octopus, half-Sasquatch mutant and a genetically modified flying shark. As the creatures battle it out over a small, unprepared coastal town, a ragtag team of scientists and surfers must stop the carnage before the world is torn apart by bad CGI and even worse acting. Featuring dialogue that makes no sense, laughable special effects, and a climax that involves a laser-powered surfboard, this film is so bad it's almost brilliant—almost.

AI having a dig at "bad CGI"... how meta is that

[pacman000]

This fantasy movie feels like an RPG session. That is, I think someone wrote the script by rolling dice & looking at a chart of options.

[lester1/2jr]

"Imagine "Demon With A Glass Hand" if it ended up being an ad for Wheaties or something."

(note: reading old reviews and this was actually one of mine. I can't remember what I meant, if I ever even knew.)

[lester1/2jr]

Why would 14 random high school students who all understood Esperanto happen to be at this same waterpark in Los Angeles?

[LilCerberus]

Hell hath no fury like a gunbunny scorned

[pacman000]

"It's a Wonderful Life", but with Mr. Potter as the "good guy" & George Bailey as the "bad guy." The characters don't change their attitudes; the filmmakers just decide they prefer Potterville for some reason.

[LilCerberus]

The tale of a gunfighter so obscure, that he hasn't even heard of himself.

[pacman000]

Characters enter a fantasy world that might be a dream or a spirit world, probably to cut down on traveling matte work; for 90% of the runtime everyone's semi-transparent.

[lester1/2jr]

In the future, people are judged by how boring they are

[Trevor]

In the future, people are judged by how boring they are

I think that movie was made about me 😳😄😆

[pacman000]

A magic lantern show put to film. Lots of slides with sliding parts.

[lester1/2jr]

A mortician falls in love with a woman who falls in love with one of the corpses the mortician is preparing * for a Mormon funeral.

(*She visits him at work sometimes. )

[LilCerberus]

A hitman vs a serial killer in a feud to see which one's having a bigger midlife crisis.... Meanwhile, Mormons & Jehovah's Witnesses to see who can gang save the most of the neighbors...

[pacman000]

A documentary about stop motion characters animating real people.

[Trevor]

A hitman vs a serial killer in a feud to see which one's having a bigger midlife crisis.... Meanwhile, Mormons & Jehovah's Witnesses to see who can gang save the most of the neighbors...

I'd watch that 😃