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Descriptions of Bad Movies that don't exist

Started by lester1/2jr, February 05, 2024, 05:18:31 PM

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zombie no.one

Quote from: claws on September 14, 2024, 01:40:41 PMI asked A.I.

Sharknado vs. Octopusquatch

Description: In this low-budget disaster of a B-movie, a freak storm brings together two unlikely creatures: a half-octopus, half-Sasquatch mutant and a genetically modified flying shark. As the creatures battle it out over a small, unprepared coastal town, a ragtag team of scientists and surfers must stop the carnage before the world is torn apart by bad CGI and even worse acting. Featuring dialogue that makes no sense, laughable special effects, and a climax that involves a laser-powered surfboard, this film is so bad it's almost brilliant—almost.

AI having a dig at "bad CGI"... how meta is that

pacman000

This fantasy movie feels like an RPG session. That is, I think someone wrote the script by rolling dice & looking at a chart of options.
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lester1/2jr

"Imagine "Demon With A Glass Hand" if it ended up being an ad for Wheaties or something."

(note: reading old reviews and this was actually one of mine. I can't remember what I meant, if I ever even knew.)

lester1/2jr

Why would 14 random high school students who all understood Esperanto happen to be at this same waterpark in Los Angeles?

LilCerberus

"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

pacman000

"It's a Wonderful Life", but with Mr. Potter as the "good guy" & George Bailey as the "bad guy." The characters don't change their attitudes; the filmmakers just decide they prefer Potterville for some reason.
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LilCerberus

The tale of a gunfighter so obscure, that he hasn't even heard of himself.
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

pacman000

Characters enter a fantasy world that might be a dream or a spirit world, probably to cut down on traveling matte work; for 90% of the runtime everyone's semi-transparent.
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lester1/2jr

In the future, people are judged by how boring they are

Trevor

Quote from: lester1/2jr on March 06, 2025, 01:10:37 PMIn the future, people are judged by how boring they are

I think that movie was made about me 😳😄😆
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

pacman000

A magic lantern show put to film. Lots of slides with sliding parts.
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lester1/2jr

#86
A mortician falls in love with a woman who falls in love with one of the corpses the mortician is preparing * for a Mormon funeral.

(*She visits him at work sometimes. )

LilCerberus

A hitman vs a serial killer in a feud to see which one's having a bigger midlife crisis.... Meanwhile, Mormons & Jehovah's Witnesses to see who can gang save the most of the neighbors...
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

pacman000

A documentary about stop motion characters animating real people.
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Trevor

Quote from: LilCerberus on April 05, 2025, 11:07:58 PMA hitman vs a serial killer in a feud to see which one's having a bigger midlife crisis.... Meanwhile, Mormons & Jehovah's Witnesses to see who can gang save the most of the neighbors...

I'd watch that 😃
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.