Say something nice about a bad movie you don't like

claws · January 02, 2025, 01:49:55 PM

Evil Clutch (1988)

When an Italian movie can't find theatrical distribution in Italy in the 1980s (in a time when they threw everything at the screen), you know you are dealing with a special kind of bad

M.10rda · January 02, 2025, 07:32:01 PM

That's a "nice" comment?!?!?!

I love the idea for this thread, though. I could say something nice about EVIL CLUTCH, too, but I actually like it.

Okay... NOSFERATU (2024)! Simon McBurney does such a good job as "Herr Knock" aka Renfield that he had me convinced until the closing credits (as there are no opening ones) that he was Andy Serkis in old man prosthetics.

Okay, it's not really a bad movie and I could probably say a dozen nice things about it. I just didn't like it much. I'll think of a worse movie though that I like even less.

lester1/2jr · January 03, 2025, 01:56:25 AM

the Tall Man was really well made and the director, who made Martyrs, certainly knows what he's doing, but the theme/ point was a bad one and not true at all.

zombie no.one · January 03, 2025, 05:46:21 AM

SPECIES 4 has some reasonably good CGI.

LordGraal · January 03, 2025, 07:44:32 AM

The Shape of Things to Come (1979).

Some of the model work is quite good. They're just filmed very badly.

Trevor · January 03, 2025, 07:45:51 AM

Invictus (2009) had a great cast and director.
The Shining (1980) had some truly scary moments.
District 9 (2009) Sharlto Copley's performance was great as were the visual FX.
Von Ryan's Express had humor.

Trevor · January 03, 2025, 09:00:12 AM

Lost Horizon (1973)

The music and the cinematography were nice.

Rev. Powell · January 03, 2025, 04:26:27 PM

Sharknado

Cassie Scerbo was extremely hot in this AND seemed to be the only cast member who was really trying.

bob · January 03, 2025, 04:33:30 PM

Christa Ricci was the only person who didn't embarrass themselves in Bucky Larson

her performance is the only positive in this piece of s**t

zombie no.one · January 03, 2025, 05:50:55 PM

HOBGOBLINS ends.

M.10rda · January 03, 2025, 05:51:11 PM

I had no idea she was in BUCKY LARSON. She must've had a rough patch before WEDNESDAY and YELLOWJACKETS...

pacman000 · January 03, 2025, 05:53:43 PM

The Crater Lake Monster has a really cool stop motion dinosaur.

bob · January 03, 2025, 06:07:36 PM

Quote from: M.10rda on January 03, 2025, 05:51:11 PMI had no idea she was in BUCKY LARSON. She must've had a rough patch before WEDNESDAY and YELLOWJACKETS...

her, Don Johnson and Stephen Dorff are much better than being in this

Trevor · January 04, 2025, 12:46:24 AM

The poster for MARLOWE (2022) was great.

M.10rda · January 04, 2025, 09:06:17 AM

Quote from: bob on January 03, 2025, 06:07:36 PM
Quote from: M.10rda on January 03, 2025, 05:51:11 PMI had no idea she was in BUCKY LARSON. She must've had a rough patch before WEDNESDAY and YELLOWJACKETS...

her and Don Johnson ~~and Stephen Dorff~~ are much better than being in this

Fixed!