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Favorite nude scenes! (no vids/pics, just fairly clean descriptions)

Started by retrorussell, April 07, 2025, 12:52:50 AM

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retrorussell

Hey all.
This topic I would think has been raised before, but in case it hasn't..

Let's try to be pretty clean with descriptions of favorite nude scenes.  Pics/vids obviously shouldn't be used.  We can use our imagination well enough, I would think. :)

One of my favorites is in HUMANOIDS FROM THE DEEP (1980).  A guy with his girlfriend are on the beach in a tent.  Showing off his ventriloquist dummy (!) somehow gets her hot and bothered and she starts stripping completely (save for a headband).  And oh dear God.. what a bod!  After her boyfriend gets slashed open by a titular humanoid, she runs out of the tent onto the beach in her birthday suit.. well, Happy Birthday to me apparently!  It ain't my birthday but I'll take it!

Another is Michelle Johnson in BLAME IT ON RIO (1984).. she wouldn't have been quite legal in the US if it was filmed there, so maybe I should feel ashamed for panting like this.. but there's a particular scene where she wanted to take a nude photo to tease her friend's dad (played by Michael Caine) and once the "flash" (heh) is timed she yanks off her robe and sprawls out on a bed with nary a shred of fabric on her.. and yeah, her body is at least as incredible as the HUMANOIDS scene.  BIOR isn't a great film by any means but it showed up a lot on late-night cable in the 1980s, which of course was aweesome forbidden fruit for teens in the throes of puberty.

Chime in on your own scenes you fondly remember, or maybe share your thoughts on the clips I mentioned above!  The nude scenes can be of either men or women, and they don't have to be erotic in nature-- they can be funny too (like Graham Chapman in LIFE OF BRIAN).
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Rev. Powell

I did not know that about Michelle Johnson. Different times for sure...

For nude scenes I'd take LIFEFORCE. The scene that begins at 0:00 and ends when the end credits roll.
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Dr. Whom

Ah, Mathilda May. She certainly made a lasting impression.

There is also Linnea Quigley in Return of the Living Dead. And, if non-genre movies count, Béatrice Dalle in 37,2°C le matin.
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Trevor

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Trevor

I did not appear nude in the docco I was in last year 😳😳😉😉😉
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LordGraal

Stephen Fry in Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows.  I guess it's implied nudity really (except for an arse crack) but very funny.

Trevor

Emilio Estevez is nekkid from behind in NATIONAL LAMPOON'S LOADED WEAPON: my eyes 😳😳
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lester1/2jr


claws

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LilCerberus

Amanda Donohoe - Castaway
Emmanuelle Béart - La belle noiseuse
Cheech Marin - Nice Dreams
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LilCerberus

"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
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Trevor

I was going to say that Dame Joan Collins bared it all in THE STUD during the swimming pool scene but she does still have a few things on 😍
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Trevor

We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

LilCerberus

"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

LilCerberus

"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.