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« on: June 06, 2017, 09:54:10 PM »

It did it again, it stole thirteen hours of my life with little payback. I should have learned, but, no, I blundered in again, waiting patiently as this silly soap opera masquerading as quality limped along through another languid pointless "season." And would someone PLEASE give Kevin Spacey some prune juice?

Seriously, save yourself some time and watch a better show. At least the British original of a generation ago was actually good, and still managed to wrap its tales up in three brief series.

I'd give this year's edition a D+.

When thoughts Of the last bitter hour come like a blight
Over thy spirit, and sad images Of the stern agony, and shroud, and pall,
And breathless darkness, and the narrow house,
Make thee to shudder and grow sick at heart;--
Go forth, under the open sky, and list
To Nature's teachings...
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« Reply #1 on: June 10, 2017, 03:39:08 PM »

Loved the first season. Second was a disappointment, but had some moments. Third was actually kind of bad, and I gave up watching it. It's rare for me not to finish a series if I've watched one complete season. ("The Simpsons" is the only other series I can think of where I did that).

"...the movie that reveals how Richard Nixon manipulated a 'very elite, very illegal and well-funded command of special agents' to assassinate Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, and Jim Morrison. Only they didn't get to Jim Morrison in time. What REALLY happened is that Jim Morrison faked his death in 1971, became a Catholic monk, moved into a monastery in Spain, died in 1974, and was buried in an unmarked grave."-Joe Bob on BEYOND THE DOORS
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