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« on: September 19, 2007, 10:50:02 AM »



That's gonna leave a mark.
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


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« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2007, 12:27:47 PM »

Proof of why NASA needs to tighten their alcohol regulations. 
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« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2007, 01:24:48 PM »

Remember kids, Rockets can hurt the moon.
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« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2007, 02:48:55 PM »

Advertising concept art for the new "monocle telescope".
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« Reply #4 on: September 19, 2007, 03:14:05 PM »

HOW much gunpowder did you load into the cannon?!?!
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« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2007, 04:32:59 PM »

It may look like a rocket in a moon, but its a pop can in a pizza!
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« Reply #6 on: September 19, 2007, 05:37:23 PM »

It's all funny 'til someone gets an eye put out.

Then it's freakin hilarious.  TeddyR
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« Reply #7 on: September 19, 2007, 07:54:08 PM »

Now all the orbiting satellites are gonna call me "Crater face".


Oh wait . . . they already do.
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« Reply #8 on: September 19, 2007, 09:49:17 PM »

Scientific evidence that the moon bleeds seminal fluids.  Details at 11.
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« Reply #9 on: September 20, 2007, 05:26:33 AM »

If you get a foreign object in the eye, try to flush it out with clean water or saline solution. Use an eyecup or small, clean glass positioned with its rim resting on the bone at the base of your eye socket.
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« Reply #10 on: September 20, 2007, 08:54:32 AM »

I always thought it was supposed to be when the moon hits your eye not the other way round.
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« Reply #11 on: September 20, 2007, 09:23:16 PM »

The Russian Space Agency still wouldn't apologize for letting Lindsay Lohan pilot the spacecraft on their latest "space tourist" money grab.

China fulfills its plan to go to the moon. The moon was later diagnosed with lead poisoning.

Came back because I'm too stupid to spell "moon" correctly the first time, came back a second time to fix "wouldn't".
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« Reply #12 on: September 21, 2007, 05:39:53 PM »

The Joker's vain and evil plot to have his face on the moon was ruined by Batman, with the aid of his special bat rocket.
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« Reply #13 on: December 30, 2007, 07:53:02 PM »




Good news is we landed on the Moon.
Bad news is we killed it.

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« Reply #14 on: December 31, 2007, 06:06:26 PM »


The reason NASA had to opt for a staged moon landing.
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