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« Reply #15 on: January 22, 2020, 04:07:34 AM »

Anything with Steven Segal in it that has the words "Mercenary", "Justice" or "Kill" in the title.

Fixed that for you.

I did like Under Siege.

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« Reply #16 on: January 22, 2020, 08:37:24 PM »

segal gives me the creeps... Thumbdown
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« Reply #17 on: January 22, 2020, 09:47:21 PM »

Anything with Steven Segal in it that has the words "Mercenary", "Justice" or "Kill" in the title.

Fixed that for you.

I liked him in Machete
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« Reply #18 on: February 03, 2020, 11:29:58 PM »

"Thunder Ninja Kids in the Golden Adventure"

Godfrey Ho milked out another "Ninja" film by using footage from previous film ..inserting into a film about Gangsters and ...spies..I think?

Anyway, no kids show up at all on screen.

That's the best summary I can offer. 

Seriously.
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« Reply #19 on: February 04, 2020, 01:14:37 AM »

ghost brides of dracula. this was THAT bad that i couldn't get past the first 15 minutes. and i gave it the valiant try THREE times, still couldn't do it. AVOID!!!
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« Reply #20 on: February 09, 2020, 11:34:59 PM »

I know I brought it up before, but the 2010 King of Fighters movie ... if you're any way a fan of the game series, keep far away.
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« Reply #21 on: February 11, 2020, 10:01:16 PM »

Winslow The Christmas bear.  

We made it 30 minutes in before we had to turn it off.

If you see a copy on any format, instantly burn it.
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« Reply #22 on: February 12, 2020, 06:28:17 AM »

Well, of course we should mention AFTER LAST SEASON. A fierce candidate for the worst movie ever made.
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« Reply #23 on: February 12, 2020, 03:43:21 PM »

Anything with Steven Segal in it that has the words "Mercenary", "Justice" or "Kill" in the title.

Fixed that for you.

I did like Under Siege.
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« Reply #24 on: February 12, 2020, 06:34:36 PM »

Anything with Steven Segal in it that has the words "Mercenary", "Justice" or "Kill" in the title.

Fixed that for you.

I did like Under Siege.
UNDER SIEGE 2 is a work of misunderstood genius

(ok maybe not , but it is hilariously crap, imo. worth a watch or three...)

One of the early scripts for Predator 2 was based on a comic book story and was to star Segal playing a cop who was also Arnies brother. I weep for the loss of that masterpiece.
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« Reply #25 on: February 13, 2020, 08:22:23 AM »

Anything with Steven Segal in it that has the words "Mercenary", "Justice" or "Kill" in the title.

I have a South African made film with two of those words in the title: this is a DTV film which is actually quite good.

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« Reply #26 on: February 13, 2020, 11:21:26 AM »

Demi More's "reimagining" of The Scarlet Letter. Traumatizingly awful.
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« Reply #27 on: February 14, 2020, 06:23:21 PM »

Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas is up there. It's one of the worst Christmas movies of all time, more than Santa Claus Conquers the Martians. It's an insult to movie making, story telling, and research.
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« Reply #28 on: February 26, 2020, 09:05:48 AM »

Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas is up there. It's one of the worst Christmas movies of all time, more than Santa Claus Conquers the Martians. It's an insult to movie making, story telling, and research.

I actually read the user reviews since it's one of the worst voted movies in the entire site (and that's saying something). Damn, it really feels like nothing but crappy propaganda.
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« Reply #29 on: March 04, 2020, 02:15:40 AM »

Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas is up there. It's one of the worst Christmas movies of all time, more than Santa Claus Conquers the Martians. It's an insult to movie making, story telling, and research.

I actually read the user reviews since it's one of the worst voted movies in the entire site (and that's saying something). Damn, it really feels like nothing but crappy propaganda.

All I needed to know to avoid this movie was "Kirk Cameron"   
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