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Started by kornula, January 11, 2020, 12:36:08 AM

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RCMerchant

#15
January 22, 2020, 04:07:34 AM Last Edit: January 22, 2020, 04:12:37 AM by RCMerchant
Quote from: Alex on January 22, 2020, 02:12:41 AM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 21, 2020, 04:23:35 PM
Quote from: Alex on January 21, 2020, 12:02:11 PM
Anything with Steven Segal in it that has the words "Mercenary", "Justice" or "Kill" in the title.

Fixed that for you.

I did like Under Siege.

"Thank you!" says  the Amazing Colossal Head.
Why does Segal look like Dracula drained the blood of a herd of elephants?


Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
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chefzombie

#16
January 22, 2020, 08:37:24 PM
segal gives me the creeps... :thumbdown:
don't EVEN...EVER!

bob

#17
January 22, 2020, 09:47:21 PM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 21, 2020, 04:23:35 PM
Quote from: Alex on January 21, 2020, 12:02:11 PM
Anything with Steven Segal in it that has the words "Mercenary", "Justice" or "Kill" in the title.

Fixed that for you.

I liked him in Machete
Kubrick, Nolan, Tarantino, Wan, Iñárritu, Scorsese, Chaplin, Abrams, Wes Anderson, Gilliam, Kurosawa, Villeneuve - the elite



I believe in the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

kornula

#18
February 03, 2020, 11:29:58 PM
"Thunder Ninja Kids in the Golden Adventure"

Godfrey Ho milked out another "Ninja" film by using footage from previous film ..inserting into a film about Gangsters and ...spies..I think?

Anyway, no kids show up at all on screen.

That's the best summary I can offer. 

Seriously.

chefzombie

#19
February 04, 2020, 01:14:37 AM
ghost brides of dracula. this was THAT bad that i couldn't get past the first 15 minutes. and i gave it the valiant try THREE times, still couldn't do it. AVOID!!!
don't EVEN...EVER!

cqmorrell

#20
February 09, 2020, 11:34:59 PM
I know I brought it up before, but the 2010 King of Fighters movie ... if you're any way a fan of the game series, keep far away.

kornula

#21
February 11, 2020, 10:01:16 PM
Winslow The Christmas bear.  

We made it 30 minutes in before we had to turn it off.

If you see a copy on any format, instantly burn it.

Gabriel Knight

#22
February 12, 2020, 06:28:17 AM
Well, of course we should mention AFTER LAST SEASON. A fierce candidate for the worst movie ever made.
Check my crappy and unpopular reviews and ratings:

https://www.imdb.com/user/ur85652268/?ref_=nv_usr_prof_2

zombie no.one

#23
February 12, 2020, 03:43:21 PM Last Edit: February 12, 2020, 03:46:18 PM by zombie no.one
Quote from: Alex on January 22, 2020, 02:12:41 AM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 21, 2020, 04:23:35 PM
Quote from: Alex on January 21, 2020, 12:02:11 PM
Anything with Steven Segal in it that has the words "Mercenary", "Justice" or "Kill" in the title.

Fixed that for you.

I did like Under Siege.
UNDER SIEGE 2 is a work of misunderstood genius

(ok maybe not , but it is hilariously crap, imo. worth a watch or three...)

Alex

#24
February 12, 2020, 06:34:36 PM
Quote from: zombie no.one on February 12, 2020, 03:43:21 PM
Quote from: Alex on January 22, 2020, 02:12:41 AM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 21, 2020, 04:23:35 PM
Quote from: Alex on January 21, 2020, 12:02:11 PM
Anything with Steven Segal in it that has the words "Mercenary", "Justice" or "Kill" in the title.

Fixed that for you.

I did like Under Siege.
UNDER SIEGE 2 is a work of misunderstood genius

(ok maybe not , but it is hilariously crap, imo. worth a watch or three...)

One of the early scripts for Predator 2 was based on a comic book story and was to star Segal playing a cop who was also Arnies brother. I weep for the loss of that masterpiece.
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

Trevor

#25
February 13, 2020, 08:22:23 AM
Quote from: Alex on January 21, 2020, 12:02:11 PM
Anything with Steven Segal in it that has the words "Mercenary", "Justice" or "Kill" in the title.

I have a South African made film with two of those words in the title: this is a DTV film which is actually quite good.

We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

ER

#26
February 13, 2020, 11:21:26 AM
Demi More's "reimagining" of The Scarlet Letter. Traumatizingly awful.
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

Leah

#27
February 14, 2020, 06:23:21 PM
Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas is up there. It's one of the worst Christmas movies of all time, more than Santa Claus Conquers the Martians. It's an insult to movie making, story telling, and research.
yeah no.

Gabriel Knight

#28
February 26, 2020, 09:05:48 AM
Quote from: El Misfit on February 14, 2020, 06:23:21 PM
Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas is up there. It's one of the worst Christmas movies of all time, more than Santa Claus Conquers the Martians. It's an insult to movie making, story telling, and research.

I actually read the user reviews since it's one of the worst voted movies in the entire site (and that's saying something). Damn, it really feels like nothing but crappy propaganda.
Check my crappy and unpopular reviews and ratings:

https://www.imdb.com/user/ur85652268/?ref_=nv_usr_prof_2

kornula

#29
March 04, 2020, 02:15:40 AM
Quote from: Gabriel Knight on February 26, 2020, 09:05:48 AM
Quote from: El Misfit on February 14, 2020, 06:23:21 PM
Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas is up there. It's one of the worst Christmas movies of all time, more than Santa Claus Conquers the Martians. It's an insult to movie making, story telling, and research.

I actually read the user reviews since it's one of the worst voted movies in the entire site (and that's saying something). Damn, it really feels like nothing but crappy propaganda.

All I needed to know to avoid this movie was "Kirk Cameron"   
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