Random Statements About Something NOBODY Cares About, the resurrection

[Trevor]

Not political, just funny... Laura Ingram's show accidentally does a real-life version of "Who's on First" when a guest brings up the Netflix show "you."

https://twitter.com/search?q=%22Laura%20Ingraham%22&src=trend_click&pt=1460636795297693707&vertical=trends

I admit, I had measles once 

[RCMerchant]

My stepson Jim (Tara Sue's boy) died of a heart attack in the Phillipines yesterday. He was 35.

[LilCerberus]

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[Alex]

 Sorry to hear that RC.

[indianasmith]

My stepson Jim (Tara Sue's boy) died of a heart attack in the Phillipines yesterday. He was 35.

Dang, that is awfully young.  I am so sorry.

[LilCerberus]

Everytime someone says omicron, I can't help thinking about some short film some local kids made spoofing Omikron The Nomad Soul.....

[RCMerchant]

I woke up Friday morning, smoked a cigarette while still lying in bed. And I felt a fart coming on. But I farted anyway, and let out a wet one. And then when I stood up, I s**t my pants. I took a shower, put on clean drawers, and went to feed the dog. When I bent over to pick up her bowl- I did it again!

[RCMerchant]

Lesbian vampires are just like regular vampires except they prefer they're victims be on their periods.





( I was gonna post this on 'Bad Jokes' but I couldn't find it.)

[Trevor]

I woke up Friday morning, smoked a cigarette while still lying in bed. And I felt a fart coming on. But I farted anyway, and let out a wet one. And then when I stood up, I s**t my pants. I took a shower, put on clean drawers, and went to feed the dog. When I bent over to pick up her bowl- I did it again!

My long lost brother! 

[LilCerberus]

Sssso....
Nazi symbolism is the hot new trend in K-Pop.........

[Alex]

1200 posts until krakenhood. I wonder how many years it would take me to write that many?

[Trevor]

1200 posts until krakenhood. I wonder how many years it would take me to write that many?

I think it took me about five years writing about four or five posts daily.

I used to contribute about 20 posts a day when we could still access Internet at work through cables and not wifi.

[Alex]

1200 posts until krakenhood. I wonder how many years it would take me to write that many?

I think it took me about five years writing about four or five posts daily.

I used to contribute about 20 posts a day when we could still access Internet at work through cables and not wifi.

Well, I've been here around 7 years now lol although I only average around 3 1/3 posts per day.

[ER]

1200 posts until krakenhood. I wonder how many years it would take me to write that many?

I think it took me about five years writing about four or five posts daily.

I used to contribute about 20 posts a day when we could still access Internet at work through cables and not wifi.

Well, I've been here around 7 years now lol although I only average around 3 1/3 posts per day.

Remember, at 10,000 posts you're still a Kraken, with or without the initiation rites. You dont have to get in the car with them when the Rev and Trevor show up at your house holding duct tape and a blindfold.

[Rev. Powell]

1200 posts until krakenhood. I wonder how many years it would take me to write that many?

I think it took me about five years writing about four or five posts daily.

I used to contribute about 20 posts a day when we could still access Internet at work through cables and not wifi.

Well, I've been here around 7 years now lol although I only average around 3 1/3 posts per day.

Remember, at 10,000 posts you're still a Kraken, with or without the initiation rites. You dont have to get in the car with them when the Rev and Trevor show up at your house holding duct tape and a blindfold.

You can ignore me all you want, but I highly recommend doing whatever Trevor asks. You do not want him to "loose the underpants."