THINGS I'VE LEARNED FROM BAD MOVIES.

[jimpickens]

The Miz is the best action star of the modern era.

[LilCerberus]

The Miz is the best action star of the modern era.

Who?

[Ted C]

From "Raiders of the Lost Shark":

• Apparently every woman in Ontario wears a bikini under her street clothes. And a surprising number of people know about and want to visit and swim in private lakes in Canada.
• Any bump to the hull of a boat will knock at least one passenger overboard.
• You need to be waist-deep in a lake to collect a water sample in a test tube.
• Local police in Canada/Ontario are exceptionally useless.

[Alex]

People will always get into deep trouble by not understanding something and thus fearing it. Except for a single mother and her sole child.

[AoTFan]

Dogs are somehow immune to natural disasters/alien invasions/explosions, etc.

[Blair]

You will not be saved by the Holy Ghost.

You will not be saved by the god Plutonium.

In fact, YOU WILL NOT BE SAVED!

[Chainsawmidget]

In the event of a zombie outbreak, either the military is going to come in and save the day, or everybody is going to be eaten. 

[Ted C]

If you are a police officer or military person (active or veteran) who regularly carries a firearm, do not under any circumstances let anyone talk you into leaving it at home "just this once".

[jimpickens]

The Miz is the best action star of the modern era.

Who?

A pro wrestler in the WWE who stars in those awful Marine films that WWE Films churns out.

[FatFreddysCat]

If all the "polizotteschi" movies I've been watching lately are any indication, cops in '70s Italy all had rad porn mustaches, wore turtlenecks and bell bottoms, and kicked major amounts of ass!

[Svengoolie 3]

Indiana Jones and the temple of doom taught us you can kidnap a woman a knife point, drag her into extreme danger, subject her to absolute terror, even help people who want to lower her into lava then act like she owes you something later.

Also is you treat a woman like that she will kiss you instead of ramming her knee into your groin so hard your grandfather's jewels explode which she should have done.

Ferris bueller meets a giant mutant lizard taught us NYC cabs have headlights that can dazzle a 200' tall radioactive mutant fire breathing lizard.

Superman 4 taught us nuclear reactors have open hatches leading directly into the nuclear corp and you can send a sudden surge of electricity thru a city that makes electric lights 3x brighter without triggering current regulators, fuses, circuit breakers or destroying electronics.

Star trek into darkness taught us that no one needs starships or doctors thanks to interstellar instant teleportation and magic blood.

Land of the lost taught us a T.Rex's GI tract has breathable air all thru it and a T.Rex anusn is large enough to a large full grown man to pass thru without harm.

[Allhallowsday]

Mummies can do that, y'know. 

[LilCerberus]

Revolvers: The Crazy Person's Fidget Spinner

[Trevor]

Also is you treat a woman like that she will kiss you instead of ramming her knee into your groin so hard your grandfather's jewels explode which she should have done.

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[Svengoolie 3]

The blob remake taught us a giant mindless protoplasmic monster will somehow know and be able to choose to eat it's creator instead of peolle who are somewhat closer when it has a choice.