Wish Corruption Game

RCMerchant · July 24, 2018, 01:01:40 AM

Quote from: Pacman000 on July 23, 2018, 02:39:15 PM
Granted! But now you have no excuse for being late to work.

I wish they'd reconnect my water.

Granted- but it's Flint, Michigan water

I wish I had a glass on limeade right now.

Svengoolie 3 · July 24, 2018, 01:31:28 AM

Granted. Your ugly feet are now replaced by a lovely set of dainty reindeer hooves.

I wish I had a working red lantern power ring....

Pacman000 · August 29, 2018, 12:32:12 PM

Ok. But you become what you hate.

I wish for an industrial water purification system.

Leah · January 20, 2019, 11:54:27 PM

Granted, but it cost an arm and a leg

I wish it would snow here.

Rev. Powell · January 21, 2019, 10:18:06 AM

Quote from: El Misfit on January 20, 2019, 11:54:27 PM
Granted, but it cost an arm and a leg

I wish it would snow here.

Granted, but you won't be able to find bread or milk at the supermarket until it's all melted.

I wish the Rams win Super Bowl LIII.

Alex · February 01, 2019, 01:08:32 PM

Granted, but you never buy one.

I wish the webcomics I read would actually get updated regularly like they used to be.

Pacman000 · February 26, 2019, 07:06:47 PM

Granted! But they're behind a paywall.

I wish we were having steak for dinner.

Alex · February 27, 2019, 12:58:05 AM

Quote from: Pacman000 on February 26, 2019, 07:06:47 PM
Granted! But they're behind a paywall.

I wish we were having streak for dinner.

I think you may have corrupted your own wish there, or do you really want a naked man running onto sports pitches for dinner?

Pacman000 · February 27, 2019, 08:36:57 AM

Quote from: Dark Alex on February 27, 2019, 12:58:05 AM
Quote from: Pacman000 on February 26, 2019, 07:06:47 PM
Granted! But they're behind a paywall.

I wish we were having streak for dinner.

I think you may have corrupted your own wish there, or do you really want a naked man running onto sports pitches for dinner?

Fixed now.

Alex · February 27, 2019, 10:37:32 AM

Granted, but while you eat a very hairy naked man runs about in full view of you.

I wish I could think of something to wish for.

Rev. Powell · February 27, 2019, 12:44:56 PM

Granted, but all you can think of is to wish for the annihilation of all forms of life on Earth.

I wish I had a genie who would grant me unlimited wishes.

Pacman000 · February 27, 2019, 01:16:52 PM

Quote from: Rev. Powell on February 27, 2019, 12:44:56 PM
Granted, but all you can think of is to wish for the annihilation of all forms of life on Earth.

I wish I had a genie who would grant me unlimited wishes.

Granted! But they're all answered in The Monkey Paw fashion.

I wish every forum had this smilie:

ER · November 21, 2019, 01:18:35 PM

Granted, but all life on the planet goes extinct, so no one is there to see it.

I wish no one would ever get paper cuts again.

Alex · November 21, 2019, 02:24:42 PM

Granted, but flys, wasps and butterflies all come with razor-sharp wings.

I wish the next person to post a wish of this thread would have a wish that comes true.

ER · May 07, 2020, 09:59:58 AM

Quote from: Alex on November 21, 2019, 02:24:42 PM
Granted, but flys, wasps and butterflies all come with razor-sharp wings.

I wish the next person to post a wish of this thread would have a wish that comes true.

Granted! I now have perpetual happiness, but people keep getting mad at me for wearing a non-stop smile.

I wish all pickpockets would get pickpockets.