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« Reply #360 on: July 24, 2018, 01:01:40 AM » |
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Granted! But now you have no excuse for being late to work.
I wish they'd reconnect my water.
Granted- but it's Flint, Michigan water I wish I had a glass on limeade right now. |
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« Reply #361 on: July 24, 2018, 01:31:28 AM » |
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Granted. Your ugly feet are now replaced by a lovely set of dainty reindeer hooves.
I wish I had a working red lantern power ring....
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The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.
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Pacman000
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« Reply #362 on: August 29, 2018, 12:32:12 PM » |
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Ok. But you become what you hate.
I wish for an industrial water purification system.
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El Misfit
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« Reply #363 on: January 20, 2019, 11:54:27 PM » |
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Granted, but it cost an arm and a leg
I wish it would snow here.
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Rev. Powell
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« Reply #364 on: January 21, 2019, 10:18:06 AM » |
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Granted, but it cost an arm and a leg
I wish it would snow here.
Granted, but you won't be able to find bread or milk at the supermarket until it's all melted. I wish the Rams win Super Bowl LIII. |
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I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...
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« Reply #365 on: February 01, 2019, 01:08:32 PM » |
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Granted, but you never buy one.
I wish the webcomics I read would actually get updated regularly like they used to be.
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But do you understand That none of this will matter Nothing can take your pain away
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Pacman000
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« Reply #366 on: February 26, 2019, 07:06:47 PM » |
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Granted! But they're behind a paywall.
I wish we were having steak for dinner.
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« Reply #367 on: February 27, 2019, 12:58:05 AM » |
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Granted! But they're behind a paywall.
I wish we were having streak for dinner.
I think you may have corrupted your own wish there, or do you really want a naked man running onto sports pitches for dinner? |
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But do you understand That none of this will matter Nothing can take your pain away
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Pacman000
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« Reply #368 on: February 27, 2019, 08:36:57 AM » |
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Granted! But they're behind a paywall.
I wish we were having streak for dinner.
I think you may have corrupted your own wish there, or do you really want a naked man running onto sports pitches for dinner?   Fixed now. |
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Alex
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« Reply #369 on: February 27, 2019, 10:37:32 AM » |
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Granted, but while you eat a very hairy naked man runs about in full view of you.
I wish I could think of something to wish for.
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But do you understand That none of this will matter Nothing can take your pain away
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« Reply #370 on: February 27, 2019, 12:44:56 PM » |
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Granted, but all you can think of is to wish for the annihilation of all forms of life on Earth.
I wish I had a genie who would grant me unlimited wishes.
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« Reply #371 on: February 27, 2019, 01:16:52 PM » |
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Granted, but all you can think of is to wish for the annihilation of all forms of life on Earth.
I wish I had a genie who would grant me unlimited wishes.
Granted! But they're all answered in The Monkey Paw fashion. I wish every forum had this smilie: |
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ER
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
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« Reply #372 on: November 21, 2019, 01:18:35 PM » |
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Granted, but all life on the planet goes extinct, so no one is there to see it.
I wish no one would ever get paper cuts again.
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What does not kill me makes me stranger.
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« Reply #373 on: November 21, 2019, 02:24:42 PM » |
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Granted, but flys, wasps and butterflies all come with razor-sharp wings.
I wish the next person to post a wish of this thread would have a wish that comes true.
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But do you understand That none of this will matter Nothing can take your pain away
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ER
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
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« Reply #374 on: May 07, 2020, 09:59:58 AM » |
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Granted, but flys, wasps and butterflies all come with razor-sharp wings.
I wish the next person to post a wish of this thread would have a wish that comes true.
Granted! I now have perpetual happiness, but people keep getting mad at me for wearing a non-stop smile. I wish all pickpockets would get pickpockets. |
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What does not kill me makes me stranger.
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