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So I was looking through the forums for the best place to shameless promotion something of mine and realized that people did different threads for each promotion, I figured this could be a one click spot for people to pimp out their blog entries, articles, short film, website, podcast, etc.

Anyway I have 3 things to promote today... two are blog entries I wrote last week that have been getting a decent amount of love

My blog entry about 10 f**ked up movies to show at parties made it on IMDb's Hit List this week - http://saintmort.blogspot.com/2011/07/even-sound-wont-save-you.html (http://saintmort.blogspot.com/2011/07/even-sound-wont-save-you.html)

My other blog entry about 10 movies that ruined everyday activities made it on slashfilm this week -
http://saintmort.blogspot.com/2011/08/why-my-childhood-was-less-than-normal.html (http://saintmort.blogspot.com/2011/08/why-my-childhood-was-less-than-normal.html)

And finally if anyone lives in the Los Angeles arena I'll be making my LA stand up debut at Michael Bar & Grille at the Geekscape Presents: Geekscape and the Raiders of the Lost Geek comedy show. It's a free show, free parking and 1/2 off Appettizers so there's better reasons than me to come!
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=156146777794270 (http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=156146777794270)

how about you guys? What do you have to promote?

Sounds cool...

Currently I'm looking for a *pen name*

I just finished my 4th script "Dancing Swords" which is based upon a sidestory/flashback story (or whatever it's called) in my first unplublished book "Lifelines"; although in the book the flashback story wasnt as detailed... and I've also adjusted the content so Dancing Swords isnt as dark as my book.


The other scripts:

3rd script: "Revenge Taste Very Sweet, My Love" is a giallo like slasher story that's inspired form a public domain movie "Breakout from Oppression (1978?)" [I question the year since the ending is a frame-by-frame copy of Friday the 13th] and Jeffrey Dahmer attempt to make a zombie slave.

2rd script: "Missing Persons" inspired from the ending of Pieces and a short scene from Day of the Dead. The story takes place about 30 years after the Zombie Invasion when man has finally figured a way to control the zombie ambush by wearing a "Lifeline Device" it's a specially designed neckband that cuts the person head off after being dead for at least 10 mins. In the story, a psycho has a device that activates the Lifelines. My script was ok but I felt it need more so I rewritten the story into my first book "Lifelines"

1st script: "The Next Mission". It's Blade Runner, Mad Max, Apocalypse Now, and Pulp Fiction put into the blender.

Secretly coordinated by General James, Richard Lancer is on his Next Mission. What is it? Richard has no clue. Because the person in charge, Major Sid is under a 'Classified Class 10,' which a brain bomb is implanted in one's head, and if that person tell any secrets the bomb will explode. What Richard does know it is down the great old Mississippi River, and that's something that he does not like. Why? For starters is a dividing line between the A-Bee's and us. For the second part, it's in a "BOAT!"

(I have no plans in reworking The Next Mission so if anybody would like to read the script; pm me with your email address and I'm happy to send it to you)

Now that you got me thinking about it, I have nothing to promote.  My life is rather vacant and pointless.  I think I'll go have a good cry.

http://closetshipper.deviantart.com/gallery/?q=slam+kasey
The eternally vicious rivalry between Slam Wallaby & Kasey Kockroach, whom have devoted their entire existences to trying to kill or humiliate each other for absolutely no reason beyond "it's fun".

http://www.wisconsininternetnews.com

My on-line newspaper, as in I own it.

Quote from: Kaseykockroach on August 09, 2011, 03:45:01 PM
http://closetshipper.deviantart.com/gallery/?q=slam+kasey
The eternally vicious rivalry between Slam Wallaby & Kasey Kockroach, whom have devoted their entire existences to trying to kill or humiliate each other for absolutely no reason beyond "it's fun".

This artwork as f**king incredible!

Someone move this thread to a different board...

my soundcloud account
http://soundcloud.com/user2316397

a halloween themed dnb mix I made
http://soundcloud.com/user2316397/defchris-halloween-dnbmix-2010

Killer Klowns, Tremors, and Gremlins...Doodled at about five in the morning, in about 2 minutes. ^^;
http://fav.me/d469o0s

I sell good quality Indian Arrowheads on EBay at very reasonable prices . . .

Sellername indianasmith1 .  Auctions usually close Sunday night.

Not to be a dick, but shouldn't the title say "shameless self promotion" rather than "selfless promotion?" I don't believe the thread is altruistic in nature.

I was gonna mention that and I forgot.  Isn't selfless self promotion an ontological impossibility?

Arcade oddity reviews (and some tips/tricks for NES games):
http://www.youtube.com/user/crazyclimber80 (http://www.youtube.com/user/crazyclimber80)

Here's a doodle of mine

(http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/225/d/a/doodle_fun_by_doggettxxx-d46gqu4.jpg)

I'll sell it for £5.

Not really my s**t, but I'm a mod on a kaiju forum that I enjoy quite a bit. It really needs some new members though I think to kick up some discussion. So if your interested in talking about Kaiju films like Godzilla, Gamera, Etc check it out http://s4.zetaboards.com/KaijuGalaxy/index/

I loved the NES game The Guardian Legend.  Like Metroid, the lead character is female.  This is my picture of the android Alyssa, taking her pet "Blue Lander" (a character that makes numerous appearances in the game) for a walk.
(http://i964.photobucket.com/albums/ae125/retrorussell/tgl.jpg)

Quote from: retrorussell on August 17, 2011, 04:17:19 AM
I loved the NES game The Guardian Legend.  Like Metroid, the lead character is female.  This is my picture of the android Alyssa, taking her pet "Blue Lander" (a character that makes numerous appearances in the game) for a walk.
(http://i964.photobucket.com/albums/ae125/retrorussell/tgl.jpg)

Nice boobs sketch.

Quote from: The Burgomaster on August 17, 2011, 02:28:07 PM

Nice boobs sketch.


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:bouncegiggle: Thanks.  I originally was going to have the creature steal her top and have her angrily chasing it.  As far as manga/anime type characters go she's actually pretty modestly chested.  If you want her falling out all over the place I guess I could oblige.. perv.  :teddyr:

Just got accepted into the Online Film Critics Society. I'm hoping my reviews will be appearing on Rotten Tomatoes next to Roger Ebert before the year is over.

My electronic project Ashbed's 'Stage 3' album is available for sale digitally on cdbaby, i tunes, etc. Check it out:
http://cdbaby.com/cd/ashbed

If anyone likes Indian Arrowheads, I have 68 nice points on EBay right now, and only one of them has a bid!  Take your pick, from field grade to highly collectible!!


http://www.ebay.com/sch/indianasmith1/m.html?item=160694496100&sspagename=STRK%3AMESELX%3AIT&_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649&_trksid=p4340.l2562

http://closetshipper.deviantart.com/gallery/
Latest junk

I can draw good pictures!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/rcmerchant/sets/72157602368690216/with/1536371597/

http://fav.me/d4iyfpt
I love being a troll sometimes. ^^

Here's a recent song I did for fun. It's total early Swans / Godflesh worship.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrszLSUcDr8

Does anyone have any connections in the Christian publishing industry?  I REALLY want to see my novel in print at some point!!

     My blog, which is mainly about the "home in my head", Lorain, Ohio, but which also currently contains a work-in-progress, THE LEGION OF NIGHT....



http://pointingthecannon.blogspot.com/2010/05/why-this-title.html

My HubPages blog:

http://fatfreddyscat.hubpages.com/

Home to my series of B-Movie reviews, a bunch of hard rock/heavy metal CD reviews and rants, plus the occasional "random slice of life" about whatever pops into my head.

366 Weird Movies 2012 Yearbook (https://www.createspace.com/4278356)

Kindle Edition (http://www.amazon.com/Weird-Movies-2012-Yearbook-ebook/dp/B00CRR3Y6Q)

I can draw-when Im sober.I aint been sober since November.  :drink: :bluesad:

Making an RPG Based off of the webcomic Slightly Damned. Though the game is essentially pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-beta 0.00000000000000000001


...Yeah the beta is pretty bad.

If anyone here knows how to make sprites I can only kindly ask that you may please HELP ME, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HELP ME!!!



...If you don't mind.

Quote from: indianasmith on May 31, 2013, 10:32:57 PM
Does anyone have any connections in the Christian publishing industry?  I REALLY want to see my novel in print at some point!!

I had these same aspirations. I began writing a novel for early teens (christian/sci-fi/fantasy) but soon realized that not even my wife seemed that interested in it. That's when you know you were never meant to be a writer.  :bouncegiggle:

I made a blogger devoted to solving the questions of how many woman James Bond has slept with as well as how many people he has killed.

http://jamesbondkillcount.blogspot.com/

The next viewing in the RetroDaze Public Domain Theater will take place on June 13th, 2013 at 9:30PM EST.

We will be giving away up to three (3) $50.00 Amazon.com electronic Gift Cards to random attendees.

(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m58/Vaporman87/TheaterAd4_zpsa538538f.png)

Here is a little video snippet/ad for the theater.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLBzYFWoT4E

All you need to do is register, log in, click on "Theater" in the navigation area, and click on "Buy Ticket" (Pssst! They're free).

Awf to the ol' nooz & infotainment tent on WRIR 97.3fm @wrir #wrir @973fm #973fm

samples?

Voice Samples
http://www.radio4all.net/index.php/contributor/3717

Youtube
http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL237DD523F8E60B95&feature=mh_lolz

Staged Reading, Peter Muldoon, 3rd act
http://otarp.com/downloads/itsaMystery.mp3

Internet Movie Database (IMDB)
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm5583187/

Tonight is MOVIE NIGHT. Though, the film being shown will actually be Encounter With The Unknown. Doomsday Machine has been moved to next Thursday night.

Be there or be square!

visit http://www.retro-daze.com, register or log in, click on "Theater", then click on "Buy Ticket" (it's FREE).

You must be in the theater before 9:30 PM EST, as the "theater doors" will close after that time.

A couple toons:
(http://i964.photobucket.com/albums/ae125/retrorussell/3-30-13001_zpsac8d9946.jpg)
(http://i964.photobucket.com/albums/ae125/retrorussell/pokerchick001.jpg)

We didn't get to premier Doomsday Machine last week, as the riffing was not complete in time (we instead watched Encounter with the Unknown). However, it is ready to go this week and we hope to see some of you there - tomorrow (Thursday, June 20th) at 9:30 PM EST.

A reminder, the next movie viewing is tonight at 9:30 PM EST.

Visit www.retro-daze.com (register or log in), click on "Theater", then click on "Buy Ticket" (which doesn't cost anything). Then, you're in.

See you there hopefully!

Ermmm..... I have six pairs of new underpants.  :buggedout:

Bought yesterday.

Honest.  :smile:

Just did this song today.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Q6ESbywh3U&feature=youtu.be

Quote from: RCMerchant on December 10, 2011, 11:59:22 PM
I can draw good pictures!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/rcmerchant/sets/72157602368690216/with/1536371597/

YES you can... I think you draw really good. Keep it up, they have a 70's horror feel to them. :thumbup:

Quote from: Trevor on June 21, 2013, 06:02:22 AM
Ermmm..... I have six pairs of new underpants.  :buggedout:

Bought yesterday.

Honest.  :smile:

WHY?

Quote from: BoyScoutKevin on July 27, 2013, 01:00:14 PM

Quote from: Trevor on June 21, 2013, 06:02:22 AM
Ermmm..... I have six pairs of new underpants.  :buggedout:

Bought yesterday.

Honest.  :smile:

WHY?

The thread title did say Pimp Yo **** so I did.  :wink:

Forgot to mention I was asked to write an article for the premier issue of this 'zine - http://theundergroundfilmstudio.co.uk/film-panic/. It's sold out now.

My DeviantART account, with plenty of weird stuff: http://cqmorrell.deviantart.com

Also, myself partaking in the Cayenne Pepper Challenge. My mouth HATED me as soon as I finished. http://youtu.be/H6juXdk9Wbs

in addition to the longer articles that I am continuing to post on HubPages, I've also started a profile on the "micro-blogging" site Bubblews, where I'll be posting shorter pieces, mainly capsule movie reviews and basic music nerdism:

http://www.bubblews.com/account/72086-fatfreddyscat/posts

http://www.ofcs.org/the-ofcs-presents-the-best-in-film-noir-part-5/

I voted and wrote a couple of the capsules in the Online Film Critics Society poll of the Greatest Film Noirs.

My latest album Abuse/Control is now available on iTunes.
https://itunes.apple.com/ca/album/abuse-control/id717190316?uo=4" target="itunes_store">Abuse / Control - Ashbed</a>

My 5th Cracked article The 5 Most Insane Acts of Fan Dedication Ever.

:teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr:


http://www.cracked.com/article_19314_the-5-most-insane-acts-fan-dedication-ever.html

So my 7 Mind-Blowing Easter Eggs Hidden in Famous Publications article in January made  the top 50 things on Cracked in terms of most hits in 2013 as it's standing tall at #31. I'm feeling pretty good about this.  :teddyr:

http://www.cracked.com/top-50.html

I crochet as a hobby & have a Storenvy store:

http://www.storenvy.com/stores/182244-anxiety-closet

Also my friends & I have a blog together, although it's undergoing renovations at the moment.
http://dirtysprocket.com/

Prismacolor pencil drawings.


(https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/p480x480/1511088_10201852431298515_8913764136521934380_n.jpg)


(https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/p480x480/1010142_10201852422178287_5446166361746019889_n.jpg)

I have a comic book-type character I was planning on doing a story on sometime, an anthropomorphic cat in a human world.
(http://i964.photobucket.com/albums/ae125/retrorussell/002_zps4fdb117d.jpg)
(http://i964.photobucket.com/albums/ae125/retrorussell/001_zps7ddef0c9.jpg)

http://jossweightman.bandcamp.com/album/oort-clout (http://jossweightman.bandcamp.com/album/oort-clout)

Longest album I've ever put out, fans of experimental electronic music of old and new I think will like this. For those of you that don't have 4 quid I have put free 320kbps mp3s here (http://josso.co.uk/ots/dl/ots015.zip)  :tongueout: it can also be streamed for the time being here (https://soundcloud.com/josso/sets/oort-clout).

5 Mind-Blowing Easter Eggs Hidden in Famous Publications

http://www.cracked.com/article_21169_5-mind-blowing-easter-eggs-hidden-in-famous-publications.html (http://www.cracked.com/article_21169_5-mind-blowing-easter-eggs-hidden-in-famous-publications.html)

https://www.facebook.com/the19THmovie?ref=br_tf (https://www.facebook.com/the19THmovie?ref=br_tf)

http://the19th.tv (http://the19th.tv)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3790218/ (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3790218/)

www.facebook.com/runbyjjmcmoon (http://www.facebook.com/runbyjjmcmoon)

My novel, THE TESTIMONIUM, is now available as an EBook on Amazon and Barnes & Nobles websites!

Quote from: indianasmith on September 07, 2014, 08:39:57 AM
My novel, THE TESTIMONIUM, is now available as an EBook on Amazon and Barnes & Nobles websites!

The way of the future, indy.

What's all this e- stuff I keep hearing about?  There's e-books, e-readers, e-trade, e-bay, e-bola...I guess I'm just old fashioned but I find it all very confusing.

A drawing of my anthropomorphic cat character hitting the sack:
(http://i964.photobucket.com/albums/ae125/retrorussell/00d9339d-6cfb-4456-abea-4b599462ec6d_zps80ca7e72.jpg)
Leaving a party with his human friend:
(http://i964.photobucket.com/albums/ae125/retrorussell/001_zpsfe8fb7eb.jpg)
And some artwork on the old Atari 2600 game SURROUND's art mode (game 14):
(http://i964.photobucket.com/albums/ae125/retrorussell/Surround1977Atari_1_zps4495ea09.png)
(http://i964.photobucket.com/albums/ae125/retrorussell/Surround1977Atari_zps980a0050.png)
(http://i964.photobucket.com/albums/ae125/retrorussell/Surround1977Atari_3_zps047e378d.png)
(http://i964.photobucket.com/albums/ae125/retrorussell/Surround1977Atari_2_zps3fbae416.png)

^ seems like a much better use for whatever that paper was being used for before. I'm rubbish at pixel art, if I was any good I would have made a platformer or rpg yonks ago

I guess I have an e-label but most people just call them netlabels, check my signature below

Little project I'm doing: every day in October I'm uploading drawings of monster movie archetypes as anime-ish girls.

http://cqmorrell.deviantart.com/gallery/51367303/31-Nights-of-Halloween-2014 (http://cqmorrell.deviantart.com/gallery/51367303/31-Nights-of-Halloween-2014)

The Great Carbuncle!
<iframe src="https://www.indiegogo.com/project/the-great-carbuncle-a-legend-of-the-crystal-hills--3/embedded/1775095" width="222px" height="445px" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe>

http://igg.me/at/greatcarbuncle/x/1775095 (http://igg.me/at/greatcarbuncle/x/1775095)

https://jossweightman.bandcamp.com/album/subspace-horizon

:cheers:

It's experimental electronic / breakcore / glitch / IDM or whatever you want to call it.

! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwsKnIZwYqg#)

A video of the Costume parade at G-Fest 2015.

(Well-most of it.  Thanks to some camera difficulties I missed the first few contestants, and I've edited out some of the down time between each showing)

(http://366weirdmovies.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/366_Weird_Movies_2014_Yearbook.jpg)\

https://www.createspace.com/5552735 (https://www.createspace.com/5552735)

My book just got a great review!  It's not up on the UNRV site yet, but I got an early copy and posted it to my blog:

http://lewisliterarylair.blogspot.com/ (http://lewisliterarylair.blogspot.com/)

I posted the first chapter of the edited version of HIM... Please check it out and tell me what you think :)

https://www.wattpad.com/156519688-him-he-only-has-eyes-for-you (https://www.wattpad.com/156519688-him-he-only-has-eyes-for-you)

I also want to inform everybody that this weekend all 4 of my posted stories on Amazon are going to be FREE! Please take a copy! Please post me a review too...

You can find my stories here:

http://www.amazon.com/-/e/B00UGQG4VW (http://www.amazon.com/-/e/B00UGQG4VW)

Save Max!
Save Coney Island tv!
Save The Carbuncle!
This is serious!

https://www.generosity.com/emergencies-fundraising/help-max-beat-prostate-cancer-support-fund/x/1775095/ (https://www.generosity.com/emergencies-fundraising/help-max-beat-prostate-cancer-support-fund/x/1775095/)

https://www.generosity.com/fundraising/coney-island-tv-drama-series-demo-trailer/x/1775095/ (https://www.generosity.com/fundraising/coney-island-tv-drama-series-demo-trailer/x/1775095/)

https://fundanything.com/en/campaigns/thegreatcarbuncle16/ (https://fundanything.com/en/campaigns/thegreatcarbuncle16/)

I now have three novels in print, all listed on Amazon.  All I need are sales!!


http://www.amazon.com/The-Testimonium-Lewis-Ben-Smith/dp/1632130440/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1411331078&sr=8-1&keywords=THE+TESTIMONIUM (http://www.amazon.com/The-Testimonium-Lewis-Ben-Smith/dp/1632130440/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1411331078&sr=8-1&keywords=THE+TESTIMONIUM)


http://www.amazon.com/Redemption-Pontius-Pilate-Lewis-Smith-ebook/dp/B00XUTWOPW/ref=sr_1_2?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1455254657&sr=1-2 (http://www.amazon.com/Redemption-Pontius-Pilate-Lewis-Smith-ebook/dp/B00XUTWOPW/ref=sr_1_2?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1455254657&sr=1-2)

http://www.amazon.com/Matthews-Autograph-Lewis-Ben-Smith-ebook/dp/B018RF9YCO/ref=pd_sim_351_1?ie=UTF8&dpID=51Yu6vbzKPL&dpSrc=sims&preST=_AC_UL160_SR106%2C160_&refRID=15TJDDWH85R4MNPYHJZE (http://www.amazon.com/Matthews-Autograph-Lewis-Ben-Smith-ebook/dp/B018RF9YCO/ref=pd_sim_351_1?ie=UTF8&dpID=51Yu6vbzKPL&dpSrc=sims&preST=_AC_UL160_SR106%2C160_&refRID=15TJDDWH85R4MNPYHJZE)

I'm nearing my 600th YouTube video (mostly arcade game-related).  Every 100 videos I will do a "flashback" celebration, looking at events/music/movies/tv/etc. from the year of the game in the video.  This was my 500th.
! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGEISY7Z6pU#)

This is my way-cool blog where I review movies 'n' music 'n' other random stuff.

http://hubpages.com/@fatfreddyscat (http://hubpages.com/@fatfreddyscat)

I'm a bit late to the whole Youtube thing, but I'm getting started.

I posted a video today. It's an ode to Peter Dinklage. And I include some weird movies that he could remake.

If you can view it and you find it at least mildly amusing or informative, feel free to share it with anyone you think might have fun with it.

Yes, I'm pimping myself.

! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6uJD6x_o7E#)

Quote from: javakoala on March 04, 2016, 06:25:28 PM
I'm a bit late to the whole Youtube thing, but I'm getting started.

I posted a video today. It's an ode to Peter Dinklage. And I include some weird movies that he could remake.

If you can view it and you find it at least mildly amusing or informative, feel free to share it with anyone you think might have fun with it.

Yes, I'm pimping myself.

! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6uJD6x_o7E#)

It's good and funny (and disturbing). I would go ahead and make the video public if I were you. You can disable comments if you're afraid of trolls. Did you know that in Peter Dinklage's first role he played a dwarf actor cast in a stereotypical dream sequence?

Quote from: Rev. Powell on March 04, 2016, 09:37:38 PM

Quote from: javakoala on March 04, 2016, 06:25:28 PM
I'm a bit late to the whole Youtube thing, but I'm getting started.

I posted a video today. It's an ode to Peter Dinklage. And I include some weird movies that he could remake.

If you can view it and you find it at least mildly amusing or informative, feel free to share it with anyone you think might have fun with it.

Yes, I'm pimping myself.

! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6uJD6x_o7E#)

It's good and funny (and disturbing). I would go ahead and make the video public if I were you. You can disable comments if you're afraid of trolls. Did you know that in Peter Dinklage's first role he played a dwarf actor cast in a stereotypical dream sequence?

Living In Oblivion. Great movie. The scene where Buscemi and Dinklage discuss Dinklage's role is awesome!



[Little person Tito is not happy with the dream sequence]

Tito: Why does my character have to be a dwarf?

Nick: He doesn't have to be.

Tito: Then why is he? Is that the only way you can make this a dream, to put a dwarf in it?

Nick: No, Tito, I...

Tito: Have you ever had a dream with a dwarf in it? Do you know anyone who's had a dream with a dwarf in it? No! I don't even have dreams with dwarves in them. The only place I've seen dwarves in dreams is in stupid movies like this! "Oh make it weird, put a dwarf in it!". Everyone will go "Woah, this must be a f**kin' dream, there's a f**kin' dwarf in it!". Well I'm sick of it! You can take this dream sequence and stick it up your ass!

Oh, god, I love that movie.

And thank you for the positive comments on the video. I'm holding off making it public until I can get about 5 videos uploaded. Nothing more sad than a channel premiere with one or two videos.

Plus, I'm waiting to see if I get any copyright strikes. Youtube policy is "you're guilty until proven innocent, but only if your accuser says you are -- and they won't".

My press credentials were approved for the Fantasia Film Festival in Montreal.

This means that, if I'm lucky, I will get the chance to interview Takashi (AUDITION, ICHI THE KILLER) Miike face to face! (Through an interpreter, of course).

And don't forget, guys, that I have THREE novels available on Amazon right now, and that my Amazon Sales Rank SUCKS!!
So if you can spare the coin, buy or download them.  Heck, after you do that, READ THEM TOO!!!   :teddyr:

https://www.amazon.com/s/ref=dp_byline_sr_book_1?ie=UTF8&text=Lewis+Ben+Smith&search-alias=books&field-author=Lewis+Ben+Smith&sort=relevancerank (https://www.amazon.com/s/ref=dp_byline_sr_book_1?ie=UTF8&text=Lewis+Ben+Smith&search-alias=books&field-author=Lewis+Ben+Smith&sort=relevancerank)

Wow, I've gone four whole years without being pregnant.

Quote from: indianasmith on July 08, 2016, 03:37:56 PM
And don't forget, guys, that I have THREE novels available on Amazon right now, and that my Amazon Sales Rank SUCKS!!
So if you can spare the coin, buy or download them.  Heck, after you do that, READ THEM TOO!!!   :teddyr:

https://www.amazon.com/s/ref=dp_byline_sr_book_1?ie=UTF8&text=Lewis+Ben+Smith&search-alias=books&field-author=Lewis+Ben+Smith&sort=relevancerank (https://www.amazon.com/s/ref=dp_byline_sr_book_1?ie=UTF8&text=Lewis+Ben+Smith&search-alias=books&field-author=Lewis+Ben+Smith&sort=relevancerank)

That's because the people who shop Amazon wouldn't recognize good writing, if it fell out of the sky and hit them in the head. Your books are on my list to read. It is just that I have a half dozen books ahead of them on my list of books I need to read. And here's to better sales.

I thank you for that and I do hope you enjoy them when you get the time to read them.
The problem with Amazon is that they list 100,000 new titles a month.  It's easy to get overlooked.

! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEvU_DMmtHU#)

An animation I did.  Its possibly the first in a series.  I've got some ideas for others, but its about  rotoscoping animals, particularly reptiles.

Quote from: bob on November 22, 2013, 11:08:44 AM
My 5th Cracked article The 5 Most Insane Acts of Fan Dedication Ever.

:teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr:

http://www.cracked.com/article_19314_the-5-most-insane-acts-fan-dedication-ever.html (http://www.cracked.com/article_19314_the-5-most-insane-acts-fan-dedication-ever.html)

Wow, that's cool!  I used to visit Cracked all the time.  Admittedly though, sometimes when I go there nowadays a web script for some of the ads gums up my browser, but still.  Articles are pretty cool!

Pretty good article!  Thought the Superman one was the craziest.  To be honest, the thing with DragonQuest and Japan didn't really surprise me a whole hell of a lot because, well, it's Japan. 

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvcj7kwq891qankvno1_500.jpg)

Well, since we're promoted this..

This is my old Youtube video account, where you can see the five videos that are still uploaded.

https://www.youtube.com/user/mallan625 (https://www.youtube.com/user/mallan625)

Most of them are just music videos I made by putting an mp3 and editing movie clips, but here's a very short I made for a Digital Arts class..

! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvOXIWny-oI#)

I used to goof around with Photoshop alot, doing pics and stuff for whatever idea would pop into my head, and restoring old photos.  If you have any old photos you'd like me to take a look at and try to fix/clean up, let me know! 

Only catch is I may use them for my Upwork profile later. 

Oh, yeah, I've got an Upwork profile.  Been trying to find some freelance work on there, but not much luck so far.  Course, I haven't put a lot of effort into it so far, cause I've been busy with other things and, part of me feels I need to step back and learn some more stuff before I try to jump into that pile (whether it be trying to do a job in Photoshop or Data Entry or Customer Service).  For starters, I'm working with a new version of Photoshop (Elements 14, as opposed to regular Photoshop 7.0), so, in some ways it's like learning stuff all over again..

Anyhoo.. getting off subject.  Check out my movies if you want!  Got another one I'm trying to start on (which, I need to figure out Adobe Premiere Elements for.)

In case anyone wants to know what my voice sounds like, I uploaded the four interviews I conducted at Fantasia Festival to YouTube.

http://youtu.be/Z8oqr1cvpds (http://youtu.be/Z8oqr1cvpds)

http://youtu.be/f5sgEq9DD3E (http://youtu.be/f5sgEq9DD3E)

http://youtu.be/anCn4GuR1Gk (http://youtu.be/anCn4GuR1Gk)

! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RkG-LYUW0U#)

I enjoy making karaoke versions of songs/tv themes (with the highlighted lyrics) that no one else has done (to my knowledge).  My latest is the theme to WACKY RACES.  I even put a clip of Muttley's laugh in it!  Sorry I can't post it; Photobucket is being a d*ck.

Any George R. R. MArtin fans here?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vSVSHGvF4c (http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vSVSHGvF4c)

I've never murdered anybody. That's pretty hot!

Put up some stuff one eBay for sale!  Mostly Manga books and some girls' toys (mint in box).

You can check it out here http://www.ebay.com/usr/mallan627 (http://www.ebay.com/usr/mallan627)

I'll be putting up some comic books and a lot of nine Walking Dead TPB's something soon as well.

All proceeds go to a good cause: me trying to support myself as I still have been unable to find a "regular" job. :bluesad:

IF anyone's interested, I've got volume 1-9 of  The Walking Dead Trade Paperbacks up for auction.

(http://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/gzMAAOSwPCVX8bTY/s-l1600.jpg)

http://www.ebay.com/itm/122204360763?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649 (http://www.ebay.com/itm/122204360763?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649)

And a lot of 4 ReAction retro-style Terminator 2 action figures, including the Liquid Metal form of the T-1000

(http://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/-HUAAOSwB09YFThg/s-l1600.jpg)

http://www.ebay.com/itm/122204384971?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649 (http://www.ebay.com/itm/122204384971?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649)

Starting today - Election Day - and till the end of the week my 4 e-books are going to be free on Amazon!!!!!

The Lighthouse

The Bear Trap

Don't Feed the Fish Belly Button Lint

Love Hurts

https://www.amazon.com/-/e/B00UGQG4VW (https://www.amazon.com/-/e/B00UGQG4VW)


I know the election was crazy and we are going to see the end (Trump or Hillary will win); anyway why not ease the stress and enjoy a short story on me :)


Also I'm giving away my HIM book during the week of Cyber Monday. If you really, really want the read the book now it'll cost you 5.99... It's not a bad price, too... :)

https://www.amazon.com/-/e/B00UGQG4VW (https://www.amazon.com/-/e/B00UGQG4VW)

I'm editing some old-school video game cartridges/boxes into funny ones.  Some of them turned out pretty well.  This is probably my favorite:
(http://i964.photobucket.com/albums/ae125/retrorussell/donkey%20kong_zpsqj6p8ao2.jpg)

HIM is now on paper!!!!

http://www.lulu.com/shop/richard-staschy/him/paperback/product-22948620.html (http://www.lulu.com/shop/richard-staschy/him/paperback/product-22948620.html)

The book is 430 pages and the price is 25.00. If you know somebody that loves a good book about a serial killer and zombies - well this book would make an awesome Christmas gift for them... :)

Hey gang, just a not-too-subtle reminder - I have not one but THREE novels in print right now.
All of them are on Amazon (search Lewis Ben Smith), or if you want a personalized, autographed copy, just shoot me a PM.
Check them out!!!*

https://www.amazon.com/s/ref=dp_byline_sr_book_1?ie=UTF8&field-author=Lewis+Ben+Smith&search-alias=books&text=Lewis+Ben+Smith&sort=relevancerank (https://www.amazon.com/s/ref=dp_byline_sr_book_1?ie=UTF8&field-author=Lewis+Ben+Smith&search-alias=books&text=Lewis+Ben+Smith&sort=relevancerank)



*and when I say "Check them out," what I mean is: Click on the link, read the reviews, say "I gotta get me some of this!" and start buying multiple copies!!!

Not sure what the story is.
I mean I haven't actually seen it yet.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt5134236/ (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt5134236/)

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01MY0QL0G/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1482633655&sr=8-1&keywords=run+by+jj+mcmoon (https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01MY0QL0G/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1482633655&sr=8-1&keywords=run+by+jj+mcmoon)

I made a website.  Sadly, it's not about B-Movies:  https://websitering.neocities.org/ (https://websitering.neocities.org/)

Mostly it's just links to sites on Archive.org & Bible Verses. 

After 8 years of writing, I suddenly got two very nice writeups from major sites that have more than tripled my traffic overnight:

https://boingboing.net/2017/01/19/guide-to-weird-movies.html (https://boingboing.net/2017/01/19/guide-to-weird-movies.html)

http://www.avclub.com/article/move-beyond-bad-movies-encyclopedia-weird-ones-248722 (http://www.avclub.com/article/move-beyond-bad-movies-encyclopedia-weird-ones-248722)

Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 20, 2017, 10:40:57 AM
After 8 years of writing, I suddenly got two very nice writeups from major sites that have more than tripled my traffic overnight:

https://boingboing.net/2017/01/19/guide-to-weird-movies.html (https://boingboing.net/2017/01/19/guide-to-weird-movies.html)

http://www.avclub.com/article/move-beyond-bad-movies-encyclopedia-weird-ones-248722 (http://www.avclub.com/article/move-beyond-bad-movies-encyclopedia-weird-ones-248722)

Happy for You!  (Unless the added attention forces you to pay more in server fees.)

I'm making a video game in Game Maker: Studio that I'm going to sell on Steam.

It's very early in development but I will be sharing free demos on this forum.

Any help would be appreciated.

I don't have an official title yet but since it's a Metroidvania style game I'll be calling it VANIAMANIA until I come up with a real title.

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/mark-of-the-ghoul-bowman-body-halloween-cartoon#/ (https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/mark-of-the-ghoul-bowman-body-halloween-cartoon#/)

I was too young to see this guy's show back when it was on, but his ads for Popkin's Furniture used to crack me up...

My new novel, THEOPHILUS: A TALE OF ANCIENT ROME releases on April 11!!!

I'm working right now on an independent film as a PA. A featured extra didn't show up, so they sent me to wardrobe and now I'm onscreen (assuming my footage is not cut, fingers crossed). About 15 seconds of screen time with no dialogue, but I do make a gesture. More info when the film is released (probably a year from now). I have no desire to be an actor, BTW, I'm on set to write an article about the experience.

I am the featured author this week on the "Waxing Poetic" blog!

http://poeticlyblessed.blogspot.com/ (http://poeticlyblessed.blogspot.com/)

Quote from: indianasmith on March 29, 2017, 07:59:40 PM
I am the featured author this week on the "Waxing Poetic" blog!

http://poeticlyblessed.blogspot.com/ (http://poeticlyblessed.blogspot.com/)

Too cool, Indy! Your books are really enjoyable and it's good to see opportunities come up to let people know about them. Congratulations.

Well, ethics aside, I have a new video up on Youtube. I'll see how long it stays up. Things are looking good so far.

I have a channel called Deranged Visions. Very sporadic posting, but I think I have found my spark again. Anyway, you can see the real Javakoala as a talking head in a few of the videos. And, yes, I know I stumble a little -- Okay, A LOT!!!

So, instead of doing a theme, I decided to do a slight mix of Night Flight and a drive-in/grindhouse experience. Yeah, me and a easy dozen others, I know. But I hope I can convey a little something of what it was like watching movies when I was a kid. Except some of these won't be lite films.

The first one is A Scream in the Streets. Sleazy exploitation/sexploitation mixed with a bad cop drama about a murderous rapist on the loose. I will post the link here, but not link the video itself. Insanely NOT SAFE FOR WORK. It is stunning what passed for a hard-R rating back then in the drive-in/grindhouse circuit. But it is no worse than what you'd see in Game of Thrones, except it ain't classy, and the camera lingers WAAAAAY too long sometimes.

Give it a watch, and tell me if you find the clip from Hercules to be funny, or am I the only one?

https://youtu.be/930ZfbvlhUw (https://youtu.be/930ZfbvlhUw)

As of right now, I have 4 drive-in/Night Flight-ish postings on Youtube. Yes, there are feature-length films included. I've tried my best to find obscure or no-longer-available films.

I have a few insane flicks I intend to post soon that aren't even in English. I mean, one is just a monster in a Gestapo outfit who runs around stabbing people. That's about all there is to it.

I also intend to do a series called Deranged Visions in the Classroom. Those episodes will be educational films. Yes, I intend to do a show featuring the highway safety films. I find them frightening, and I'm a lifelong, old-school gorehound. The only thing scarier than the highway safety films are the STD films. Or maybe the geriatric sex videos we watched in in college for our Sex Ed class.

I have needed to do this as a form of therapy. No personal stories, but I will say I needed to "get my groove back", so to speak. I love gathering the materials for these shows as I get to do a little bit of research into the films, as well as raid the stuff at https://archive.org/ (https://archive.org/)

So, check it out. Give me suggestions. Hell, give me a list of hard-to-find titles, and I'll see what I can do.

I made a web form for old search engines:

https://websitering.neocities.org/DinoSearch/ (https://websitering.neocities.org/DinoSearch/)

Most of these engines are defunct; the form links to the Internet Archive & lets you check for saved searches.

Examples:

AltaVista: https://web.archive.org/web/20000423083152/http://www.altavista.com/cgi-bin/query?q=movies (https://web.archive.org/web/20000423083152/http://www.altavista.com/cgi-bin/query?q=movies)
HotBot: https://web.archive.org/web/19990903220513/http://www.hotbot.com/?MT=movies (https://web.archive.org/web/19990903220513/http://www.hotbot.com/?MT=movies)
Excite: https://web.archive.org/web/20000303145808/http://search.excite.com/search.gw?search=movies (https://web.archive.org/web/20000303145808/http://search.excite.com/search.gw?search=movies)

(http://366weirdmovies.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/366_Weird_Movies_2016_Cover.jpg)

https://www.amazon.com/dp/1546930299/ref=sr_1_11?ie=UTF8&qid=1496593813& (https://www.amazon.com/dp/1546930299/ref=sr_1_11?ie=UTF8&qid=1496593813&)

More funny game box art.  I thought it was kind of funny, anyway..
(https://orig00.deviantart.net/8683/f/2017/317/b/3/donkey_kong_zpsqj6p8ao2_by_retrorussell-dbtmczf.jpg)

A friend of mine who got screwed by Disney & lost his mother a few hours shy of her 101st birthday...
https://www.amazon.com/dp/0933862326/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_dp_T2_6wRpzb6S99P9A (https://www.amazon.com/dp/0933862326/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_dp_T2_6wRpzb6S99P9A)

http://www.facebook.com/KeithyBritches/ (http://www.facebook.com/KeithyBritches/)

http://igg.me/at/mgFNjcZxO5Y/emal/1775095 (http://igg.me/at/mgFNjcZxO5Y/emal/1775095)

My article about PAYDAY, the film I worked on, is finally up on PopMatters: https://www.popmatters.com/pa-days-guy-with-a-website-works-on-set-chase-dudley-payday-2508105122.html (https://www.popmatters.com/pa-days-guy-with-a-website-works-on-set-chase-dudley-payday-2508105122.html)

Quote from: Rev. Powell on November 10, 2017, 06:45:00 PM
My article about PAYDAY, the film I worked on, is finally up on PopMatters: https://www.popmatters.com/pa-days-guy-with-a-website-works-on-set-chase-dudley-payday-2508105122.html (https://www.popmatters.com/pa-days-guy-with-a-website-works-on-set-chase-dudley-payday-2508105122.html)

Cool! I'm gonna check it out!  :cheers:

Quote from: RCMerchant on November 10, 2017, 06:55:03 PM

Quote from: Rev. Powell on November 10, 2017, 06:45:00 PM
My article about PAYDAY, the film I worked on, is finally up on PopMatters: https://www.popmatters.com/pa-days-guy-with-a-website-works-on-set-chase-dudley-payday-2508105122.html (https://www.popmatters.com/pa-days-guy-with-a-website-works-on-set-chase-dudley-payday-2508105122.html)

Cool! I'm gonna check it out!  :cheers:

Thanks! Hope you enjoy the article. When the movie's out I'm going to pimp it.

Why, Rev, that's a good article, you write well, my man. Congrats, and I hope the movie makes a splash.

Quote from: Rev. Powell on November 10, 2017, 09:13:56 PM

Quote from: RCMerchant on November 10, 2017, 06:55:03 PM

Quote from: Rev. Powell on November 10, 2017, 06:45:00 PM
My article about PAYDAY, the film I worked on, is finally up on PopMatters: https://www.popmatters.com/pa-days-guy-with-a-website-works-on-set-chase-dudley-payday-2508105122.html (https://www.popmatters.com/pa-days-guy-with-a-website-works-on-set-chase-dudley-payday-2508105122.html)

Cool! I'm gonna check it out!  :cheers:

Thanks! Hope you enjoy the article. When the movie's out I'm going to pimp it.

I did!

Next step-director!  :thumbup:

https://websitering.neocities.org/

My silly little website turns one year old today!  :teddyr:

Hey, it's Christmas and I could use a few book sales . . .

https://www.amazon.com/s/ref=dp_byline_sr_book_1?ie=UTF8&text=Lewis+Ben+Smith&search-alias=books&field-author=Lewis+Ben+Smith&sort=relevancerank (https://www.amazon.com/s/ref=dp_byline_sr_book_1?ie=UTF8&text=Lewis+Ben+Smith&search-alias=books&field-author=Lewis+Ben+Smith&sort=relevancerank)

The perfect gift for the bookworm in your family!

Me undies are covered with what needs to be pimped  :buggedout: :wink:

Hey if shillin and self promotions whatcha want Im totally down with that ;)

Well first off I have a thread over in the reviews section that deals with reviewing the radioactive, the cult and the adult which updates every Friday any comments or feedback there would be lovely:
http://www.badmovies.org/forum/index.php/topic,149518.0.html (http://www.badmovies.org/forum/index.php/topic,149518.0.html)

And secondly I have a youtube channel where these reviews (And more!) are hosted :)

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDBjuD7YtbV5Sk2dMfxV85g?view_as=subscriber (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDBjuD7YtbV5Sk2dMfxV85g?view_as=subscriber)

Any love in that direction would be enormously appreciated! there will be punch and pie!

 :) One of my sound jobs has finally seen the light of day! :)

http://youtu.be/XYehClpUp8Y (http://youtu.be/XYehClpUp8Y)

I'm selling a big lot of PS2 games and some other cool stuff.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/122937336046?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649 (https://www.ebay.com/itm/122937336046?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649)

I guess this goes here. Someone interviewtf'd me:

http://novelle.wtf/de/interviewtf-with-g-smalley-366-weird-movies/ (http://novelle.wtf/de/interviewtf-with-g-smalley-366-weird-movies/)

Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 30, 2018, 10:32:17 AM
I guess this goes here. Someone interviewtf'd me:

http://novelle.wtf/de/interviewtf-with-g-smalley-366-weird-movies/ (http://novelle.wtf/de/interviewtf-with-g-smalley-366-weird-movies/)

At the risk of sounding like a Level 6 kiss-ass, you rule sometimes, Rev. That was great.

http://soundcloud.com/algin-strickland/apv3-2-2018 (http://soundcloud.com/algin-strickland/apv3-2-2018)

http://theworkfm.org/ (http://theworkfm.org/)
http://www.facebook.com/TheWorkFM/ (http://www.facebook.com/TheWorkFM/)
https://soundcloud.com/algin-strickland/mercury-rising-3618-oscar-wrap-party (https://soundcloud.com/algin-strickland/mercury-rising-3618-oscar-wrap-party)

https://soundcloud.com/algin-strickland/apv3-9-2018

https://soundcloud.com/algin-strickland/thebigus-03-13-2018

Out now from my buddy at Stormspell Records:

Lucifer's Hammer, TIME IS DEATH

(https://usercontent1.hubstatic.com/13945424_f520.jpg)

Classy, melodic retro metal from Chile, for fans of early Maiden, Angel Witch, and the NWOBHM in general.

Review @ my blog: https://hubpages.com/entertainment/Lucifers-Hammer-Time-is-Death-Album-Review-2018 (https://hubpages.com/entertainment/Lucifers-Hammer-Time-is-Death-Album-Review-2018)

"Prisoners of the Night" on YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8asdDRd3pkI (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8asdDRd3pkI)

My 1,000th YouTube video was recently released.  As almost always, an arcade game review-- and as always with every 100th video comes a "flashback" episode where we travel back to an earlier year and look at news, sports, movies, tv, music and more!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wwga8pXZZAI&t=504s (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wwga8pXZZAI&t=504s)

New blog entry:
I dusted off W.A.S.P.'s Helldorado CD (1999) this past week for the first time in a good long while, and I said to myself "Self, this album would be a damn good candidate for a new blog"...and so it was done.

(https://usercontent1.hubstatic.com/13997878_f520.jpg)

https://spinditty.com/genres/Retro-Rock-Review-WASP-Helldorado-1999

https://websitering.neocities.org/minisearchenginereviews.htm

A few short reviews of a few lesser-known search engines.

https://www.facebook.com/keith.vanallen.10/posts/2084894898394385?comment_id=2085007308383144&notif_id=1530474023434230&notif_t=feed_comment (https://www.facebook.com/keith.vanallen.10/posts/2084894898394385?comment_id=2085007308383144&notif_id=1530474023434230&notif_t=feed_comment)

My gallery on DeviantArt with all the silly game box/movie poster artwork I've done, plus some pencil-drawn crap.
https://www.deviantart.com/retrorussell/gallery/ (https://www.deviantart.com/retrorussell/gallery/)

Bought some new undies for my trip next week.  :cheers:

New album review at my blog, of "Visions" by Carriage. Fans of Mercyful Fate/King Diamond, check these guys out.

(https://usercontent2.hubstatic.com/14094695_f520.jpg)

https://spinditty.com/genres/Carriage-Visions-Album-Review

My new author website is pretty rocking awesome!

www.lewisbensmith.com (http://www.lewisbensmith.com)

(https://usercontent1.hubstatic.com/14094700_f520.jpg)

New from my buddies at Stormspell Records:
Fourth album from the San Fran based, science fiction themed power metal squad. If you like Iced Earth, Iron Savior, Liege Lord, etc. -- give these guys a whirl.

(begin shameless plug) review at my blog:
https://hubpages.com/entertainment/Ancient-Empire-Eternal-Soldier-Album-Review (https://hubpages.com/entertainment/Ancient-Empire-Eternal-Soldier-Album-Review)
(end shameless plug)

"Eternal Soldier" lyric video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5Eh-bbgYHY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5Eh-bbgYHY)

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Quote from: retrorussell on July 01, 2018, 04:55:12 PM
My gallery on DeviantArt with all the silly game box/movie poster artwork I've done, plus some pencil-drawn crap.
https://www.deviantart.com/retrorussell/gallery/ (https://www.deviantart.com/retrorussell/gallery/)

Poca-Hentai?  That's just wrong!  :)

I'm on tumblr now!

Follow me at https://mikesphotorestore.tumblr.com/

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Quote from: AoTFan on November 16, 2018, 09:13:17 PM


Poca-Hentai?  That's just wrong!  :)

Heh.. that is one of my best.  :)
This is my first pod/web/vidcast.  I look at how to get the Golden Hammer in the NES classic WRECKING CREW.  Goofy experimentation with cheesy effects abounds.
! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RX2rT_rn1vk#)

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I drew this in 2001.

(https://i.imgur.com/jkM4ZIN.jpg) (https://lunapic.com)

I was still drawing for the Lawton Depot. I drew for them for 10 years.
But I was just going crazy on the side, just drawing because I loved it.

Have you ever thought about doing some sort of compilation book of your artwork?

Quote from: Dark Alex on December 27, 2018, 06:46:44 PM
Have you ever thought about doing some sort of compilation book of your artwork?

I have no money.

Fund WRWK 93.9fm
https://theworkfm.org/gofundus-wishlist-for-10k/

Old, like almost a decade old now, I think - but if there are any Blue Oyster Cult fans, I made a flash Eric Bloom soundboard way back when:
http://jignarania.com/bloomboard.htm (http://jignarania.com/bloomboard.htm)

If you are ever seeking to support a worthy charity, the Marine Corps Scholarship Foundation is a good one I've given to since I first learned of it in 2011. Since 1962 the MCSF has awarded scholarships to children of USMC service personnel, past and present, "especially sons and daughters of Marines who have fallen in combat." Ninety-five cents of every dollar donated to this foundation goes directly into the scholarships themselves.

http://www.mcsf.org/ (http://www.mcsf.org/)

I have been challenged to "significantly increase" my sales from Q1 2018 as a precondition to my next novel being accepted getting a contract for publication.   So if you have ever thought about purchasing one of my books . . . this would be a good time!!!

(It won't take a ton of sales, either, Q1 of 2018 was pretty slow!)

https://www.amazon.com/s/ref=dp_byline_sr_book_1?ie=UTF8&text=Lewis+Ben+Smith&search-alias=books&field-author=Lewis+Ben+Smith&sort=relevancerank (https://www.amazon.com/s/ref=dp_byline_sr_book_1?ie=UTF8&text=Lewis+Ben+Smith&search-alias=books&field-author=Lewis+Ben+Smith&sort=relevancerank)

Quote from: RCMerchant on December 27, 2018, 07:22:04 PM

Quote from: Dark Alex on December 27, 2018, 06:46:44 PM
Have you ever thought about doing some sort of compilation book of your artwork?

I have no money.

Actually... if you remember, RC, I offered to help with that. You were also going to send me some artwork to use in the Yearbook I publish annually but you never did. Not a problem, but if you decide you want to try let me know.

You can publish on-demand for no money down.

I should mention that, after ten years, I reached #366 on 366 Weird Movies. I posted a little confessional reflection here (https://366weirdmovies.com/from-366-to-infinity-whats-next/).

Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 11, 2019, 09:50:53 AM

Quote from: RCMerchant on December 27, 2018, 07:22:04 PM

Quote from: Dark Alex on December 27, 2018, 06:46:44 PM
Have you ever thought about doing some sort of compilation book of your artwork?

I have no money.

Actually... if you remember, RC, I offered to help with that. You were also going to send me some artwork to use in the Yearbook I publish annually but you never did. Not a problem, but if you decide you want to try let me know.

You can publish on-demand for no money down.

You should do it, RC, you're a good artist whose work  reminds me of Harvey Pekar or Gerald Scarfe.

Finally posted another comic: http://anthologyone.thecomicseries.com/comics/pl/974982 (http://anthologyone.thecomicseries.com/comics/pl/974982)

(http://anthologyone.thecomicseries.com/images/comics/164/41617a1547937566f522991297.jpg)

 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRlCnB38VyA#)

My first animation using Moho 12 (formally Anime Studio)

Space Roanoke #8

http://anthologyone.thecomicseries.com/comics/pl/975762 (http://anthologyone.thecomicseries.com/comics/pl/975762)

(http://anthologyone.thecomicseries.com/images/comics/164/41617a1548163800f1954507881.jpg)

I used the long holiday weekend to bang out my first three blog entries of 2019:

A look back at Bruce Dickinson's Accident of Birth:
(https://usercontent2.hubstatic.com/13595055.jpg)
https://spinditty.com/genres/Forgotten-Hard-Rock-Albums-Bruce-Dickinson-Accident-Of-Birth-1997

Revisiting KISS' Animalize:
(https://usercontent2.hubstatic.com/14361061.jpg)
https://hubpages.com/entertainment/Revisiting-KISS-Animalize

The strange saga of Warrior Soul's Chill Pill:
(https://usercontent2.hubstatic.com/14368191_f520.jpg)
https://spinditty.com/genres/Forgotten-Hard-Rock-Albums-Warrior-Soul-Chill-Pill

(http://anthologyone.thecomicseries.com/images/comics/164/41617a1548250874f214308146.jpg)

http://anthologyone.thecomicseries.com/comics/pl/976146 (http://anthologyone.thecomicseries.com/comics/pl/976146)

Should've used pens...

Holy crap, I've been posting here for damn near 4 years and I didnt know there was a selfless promotional thread!? well dont mind if I do!

You might have seen me in the "Movie Reviews" section over the last few years, but i've been publishing weekly reviews of some of the worst movies ever made for the sick sad enjoyment of my audience. I do cover the off cult classic too (more as a palette cleanse) but I try to be thorough. So if you ever wanted a deep dive of movies like "Alien Species" (1995), "A Robot Called Goldigger" (1993), or  "Nutbag" (2000) I might be of interest! here's my channel link!  :cheers:


https://www.youtube.com/TYTDReviews (https://www.youtube.com/TYTDReviews)

Rev- you can use any of my stupid cartoons. Give me your address. I got a whole mess of some of my older work from my son!

(https://i.imgur.com/YhY6TIY.gif) (https://lunapic.com)

I aint' doing anything with this s**t.
I really lost myself after Tara died. I never really did any art for almost 15 years. I still don't.

(https://i.imgur.com/k7dkoTz.jpg) (https://lunapic.com)

(https://i.imgur.com/GG7eRww.jpg) (https://lunapic.com)

(https://i.imgur.com/CoKSRfs.jpg) (https://lunapic.com)

(https://i.imgur.com/3220dEi.jpg) (https://lunapic.com)

A good friend and I host a radio show in Anchorage, Alaska:  Seeds of Cinema.  Every Sunday at 2pm (Alaska time) on

http://outnorthradio.com (http://outnorthradio.com)

A legendary local late night horror show host has had a few setbacks....

https://gofund.me/d63e1eb1

Did a little MS Paint job on Deviantart. 
Being a sucker for old game shows, I thought it might be kind of fun to have the Whammy-- the antagonist  from the show PRESS YOUR LUCK-- meet the antagonist from the original show SECOND CHANCE-- the Devil, in a sort of "passing of the torch" moment.  Both the Devil and the Whammy robbed the contestants of all winnings if the moving light marker (which moved MUCH faster on SECOND CHANCE than PRESS YOUR LUCK) was stopped on them and 4 such occurrences permanently ended the contestant's game. 

SECOND CHANCE ran for less than half a year on ABC daytime in 1977 but was pretty cool for its time.  Bill Caruthers, who created it, re-tooled it for PRESS YOUR LUCK 6 years later on CBS for 3 years (and much longer life on the USA Network).  PRESS YOUR LUCK has since found new life not only in repeats on Game Show Network and Buzzr, but a new series on ABC with Elizabeth Banks as host.

(https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/02cd2122-ddde-4a33-9039-4ac0f3ab0deb/dfy5win-309f6eaf-e07e-4223-9a4e-e697688c0a5a.jpg?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwiaXNzIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsIm9iaiI6W1t7InBhdGgiOiJcL2ZcLzAyY2QyMTIyLWRkZGUtNGEzMy05MDM5LTRhYzBmM2FiMGRlYlwvZGZ5NXdpbi0zMDlmNmVhZi1lMDdlLTQyMjMtOWE0ZS1lNjk3Njg4YzBhNWEuanBnIn1dXSwiYXVkIjpbInVybjpzZXJ2aWNlOmZpbGUuZG93bmxvYWQiXX0.MD7NUL6yHl-g9MUpnnyjWIytTj9k91vEkmF6aNenqdI)

My book, "The 366 Weird Movies Guide, Vol. 1" is out. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DGSSCJJL/

Never posted this.  Short animation I did of a raptor using Moho Studio
HD-dmhDdFaU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HD-dmhDdFaU
if you can't see the video