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Started by Ash, February 16, 2007, 07:03:44 AM

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In Jarhead, Swofford pees himself during an artillery barrage while standing in the open and not ducking for cover. Don't remember that from the book.

Roy Scheider's character in All That Jazz has a childhood memory of peeing himself during an early performance onstage.

All I can think of off the top of my head.
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Trevor

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The only one that I can think of is the scene in Unforgiven where the writer (I think it's Saul Rubinek who plays him) pees himself in front of Gene Hackman.
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Jim H

If you watch Chinese movies much, it happens a LOT.  I can't name them off the top of my head, but I've seen it happen at least 10 times.  A couple that I can think of right now are Tiger on Beat (Chow Yun-fat p**ses himself) and Hard-Boiled (the baby, if that counts).  If I recall correctly, someone also did it in The Dragon Family.

There are many, many others.

BoyScoutKevin

Except for those already named, I can remember it only happening once in a film I saw. A character in "The 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain" does it.

Urinating on someone to show disrepect is more common, but even that is not too common. I can only remember this happening in . . .

"Greystoke"
"The Lost Son"
"Oklahoma Crude"
"Pirates"

And, of course, we all know we are talking about some people's sexual fetish here.

peter

In "Holy Grail", Brave Sir Robin has actually pooed himself, not peed himself -- "I soiled my armor!" is what he declares --
The most graphic instance of some character pooing himself with fear is in "Heavy Traffic", when this wannabe mobster is so afraid of The Godfather's vengeance that he doesn't notice his match burning all the way down to scorch his fingers & then he poos himself --
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tims

the little girl from the excorcist.  its disurbing

biff_debris

The cemetery worker who chases Mike in Phantasm, gets the silver sphere to the head, then -- relaxes his bladder on the floor.

fortunato

A girl urinates all over herself before getting dismembered in Pieces.
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Neville

Er... that's quite a lot of pee. Well, at least it's not as overused as the puking scene, which seems mandatory these days, specially after a naive character witnesses / performs a violent act.

I have another: Steve Martin, in "Gran Canyon". He is shot by a mugger and when he falls to the ground and twitches you can see his pants getting wet. I'm told this is normal, that in some coircumstances many people lose bladder control, but you don't get to see that in many movies.
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Dreggen

The Creature in Rawhead Rex pees himself all over a priest/minion.  Some kind of Demonic hazing ritual.

DistantJ

QuoteThe most disturbing scene of someone peeing themselves is in LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT when the killers force a girl to pee her pants just to humiliate her.

I was gonna mention that one, yeah...

What about in Friday the 13th: Part 2, when that girl is hiding underneath a bed or something from sack-head Jason, and a rat crawls under there with her, and she's trying so hard not to scream and then a load of p**s comes from under the bed (or whatever she was hiding under, gimme a break it's been a while) which gets Jason's attention.

Some people used to say it was the rat, but I dunno how a rat would pee that much! ...Or why they'd randomly make a rat p**s in a film.

I know it's not a B-Movie, but don't forget Chuck Sherman in American Pie! XD

Capt_Scrummy

This isn't a bad movie by any means (in fact, it's my favorite GOOD movie), but in "Magnolia", the kid on the quiz show pees himself on live TV.

In "Kung Fu Hustle", the main character gets beat up and peed on as a kid... Oh, the memories *sniff*

Evan

A funny Peeing scene is in the terrible "Thunder Ninja Kids: Hunt for the Devil Boxer". Two ghost kids are chasing a robber when he falls down and p**ses all over himself. When he runs away, the  little 8-year old ghost proclaims: He p**sed his pants! Classic Humor.

Ricky Wong

Quote from: Evan on April 07, 2007, 08:30:27 PM
A funny Peeing scene is in the terrible "Thunder Ninja Kids: Hunt for the Devil Boxer". Two ghost kids are chasing a robber when he falls down and p**ses all over himself. When he runs away, the  little 8-year old ghost proclaims: He p**sed his pants! Classic Humor.