Sean Connery

[Dr. Whom]

The MI5 swimsuit special calendar of 1973 was surprisingly popular

[akiratubo]

"I don't care how impressive it is, I'll mind you not to stare!

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[Jordan]

Here's two that I came up with on the fly:

"He's got Legs! He knows how to use them!"

"The gun is good..... Sean Connery's penis is evil."

[Neville]

My name is Borat, and this is Kazakhstan's Commando uniform.

[Justy]

OK Connor McCleod you have 10 seconds to get this gun out my hand
or your immortal life will have some very unpleasant memories.

[sideorderofninjas]

If Capone comes at you with a knife, you come at him wearings a bandoliered diaper...That's the San Fransisco way

[SynapticBoomstick]

The opposite of Priapism

[AndyC]

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the 1970s.

[indianasmith]

Andy, that was great!  Karma!!

[Dennis]

                    

Professor Dent, this is a Webley Mk. IX survival suit, modified for desert use, it will give you a really bad case of jock rash, so you gotta ask yourself, "Do I feel lucky?"

[paula]

Sean's first take on "Outland" before reading the script....

[schmendrik]

"Alright, dammit! THIS is what a Scotsman wears under his kilt! Now can we stop asking that stupid question?"

[whitelion43]

This is the last time I fall asleep drunk around Johnny Depp!!!