No wonder it hurt soooo bad!

sprite75 · July 24, 2008, 09:42:00 PM

Should I tell my doctor about this?

CheezeFlixz · July 24, 2008, 09:55:38 PM

That would explain why it burned on the way out.

AndyC · July 25, 2008, 07:53:58 AM

OK, seriously, Martha Stewart's losing it.

Psycho Circus · July 25, 2008, 05:47:30 PM

Those craaazzeee japs!

Mr. DS · July 26, 2008, 08:38:50 PM

What happens when the Tinman from the Wizard Of Oz poops.

Psycho Circus · July 26, 2008, 08:41:40 PM

Someone's had too many "waxatives"

TheDope · August 07, 2008, 10:43:38 PM

Good news, honey - it definitely wasn't diarrhea.

Inferno · August 08, 2008, 05:29:23 PM

Where NOT to put scented candles in your bathroom.

AndyC · August 08, 2008, 09:52:12 PM

"And it seems to me you've lived your life like a candle in the john..."

SynapticBoomstick · August 08, 2008, 09:55:27 PM

When you discover giant frog eggs in your toilet, it's probably time to move out, that or call every seven-year-old in a five mile radius.

Psycho Circus · August 09, 2008, 05:26:38 AM

That pesky Jesus, he went and spiked my bread & fish again!