The Brain That Wouldn't Die

[Draug]

1. "Jehovah's Witnesses surely have become more aggressive lately."

2. "Wait, you haven't heard the best offer yet. If you sign up for 5 insurances you get a free mutant baby."

3. "John already regretted inviting his new neighbour from Chernobyl over for some beers."

[Mr. DS]

Coneheads 2, The Chernobyl Visit. 

[Psycho Circus]

"You ain't gettin' to third base mister!....Date's over!"

[Saucerman]

The Fuller Brush salesman *really* needs to make this sale.

[Ed, Ego and Superego]

Bill this is stupid.  It would be eaiser if we carried the door with our HANDS. 

[AndyC]

Don't blame me. The infomercial promised clear skin with no side effects.

[SynapticBoomstick]

"Why do I have to be the shrieker bait?"

[the master]

the goonies 2 when the gang goes bad

[Psycho Circus]

Roger was allergic to peanut flavoured men...

[AndyC]

When Michael Berryman Attacks!

[Yaddo 42]

Bull from Night Court has really let himself go, and is pretty p**sed at his personal trainer.

[Silverlady]

       Oops ... sorry.   Thought this was the men's room ...!

[Leah]

now where's Sweet Tooth?

[retrorussell]

The latest Friday The 13th film's look for Jason unmasked didn't go well with the audiences at test screenings.

[Leah]

Opps, thought you were Bigfoot