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Started by Doggett, December 29, 2008, 05:50:25 PM

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Javakoala


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Quote from: Javakoala on January 18, 2009, 02:33:41 PM
Quote from: Cthulhu on January 18, 2009, 02:09:40 PM
Come on! We can't let this thread die!
Here's a horrible trailer for a horrible movie:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SpTg1DU9qs
Best part: at the end, the dramatic voice says:blahblahblah..rated: PG!!! (the horror)

Oddly enough, this boring thing was released in 3D.  It shows up on Mill Creek's Tales Of Terror 50-movie set, and it is either a bad transfer or it still has the 3D elements in some of the scenes.  The print is so bad that even if it is the 3D version, using glasses would cause a headache as big as the movie itself does.  But, yeah, it was pretty gory.  Not surprisingly, there are a number of movies out there that were released as PG and GP that had a shocking amount of gore and violence in them.  "Blood and Lace" is a prime example of this.  Bloody, sleazy, sick and evil...and rated GP.  I wish I could find it on DVD, but it just isn't out there.
Yeah, I watched it yesterday and the beginning was..well, it was too BLUE for a 2-D movie. But there's barely any blood in it.
Btw, awesome trailers. Good to see grindhouse revived :teddyr:

hellbilly

Demons At The Door. The trailer is actually better than the movie  :bouncegiggle:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7j4XOoeDVKY

Classic bad VHS preview trailer for The Loch Ness Horror:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXNg-2c62aw

Panther Squad Trailer. 3 minutes of torture:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tc43O-WMCxA

Bad trailer, fun flick. One of my 80s favorites. Terror At Tenkiller:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoKvgdhMRIo

Javakoala

Quote from: hellbilly on January 18, 2009, 04:06:21 PM
Demons At The Door. The trailer is actually better than the movie  :bouncegiggle:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7j4XOoeDVKY


Bad trailer, fun flick. One of my 80s favorites. Terror At Tenkiller:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoKvgdhMRIo

What the hell is it with the Christian gore films?

And I went to college near Lake Tenkiller.  The scene where the two chicks are talking outside a red brick building was shot on the college campus where I went to school.  And, no that isn't in the trailer, but Hellbilly may remember what I'm talking about.  If you liked this turkey, check out "Blood Cult", "Revenge" and "The Ripper", as they were all made by the same bunch of folks.

Javakoala

"Blood Cult"  Yeah, try to figure out the shocking revelation. If you want it to be a surprise, don't show it, idiots!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lM6RjB4pnFU

The slightly better and funnier sequel, "Revenge"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZVAz9JZi-A

And the truly pointless "The Ripper".  And, yes, that really is Tom Savini, but he did NOT do the makeup for the film.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9nYZDUXaRw

hellbilly

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If you liked this turkey, check out "Blood Cult", "Revenge" and "The Ripper", as they were all made by the same bunch of folks.
I own the Blood Cult DVD set. "Revenge" is the only one I happen to watch more often.

The Forbidden Dance:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0uLH8MnHzU



Raffine

Herschell Gorden Lewis' SHE-DEVILS ON WHEELS: A personal favorite:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0SjqEhKMis

PIN DOWN GIRLS:  At four minutes this trailer must qualify for some kind of epic status. I'm guessing there is absolutely no reason to watch the film - all the best stuff's right here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJgodLFs89A&feature=channel_page


If you're an Andy Milligan fan there's no hope for you.

RCMerchant

We need some Al Adamson...
DRACULA vs. FRANKENSTEIN...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGspm80jaZg

Ray Dennis Steckler...
The INCREDIBLY STRANGE CREATURES WHO STOPPED LIVING and BECAME MIXED UP ZOMBIES...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMMkrdy1_0I

...andof course...Jerry Warren...

WILD WORLD of BBBATWOMAN aka SHE WAS A HIPPY VAMPIRE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VK17XdAzN4
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

Doggett

                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Raffine

QuoteDracula AD 1972 (1972) This film is pure genius 
Well, the pre-title sequence is one of the best and most exciting scenes in any of the Hammer horror films.  :smile:

If you're an Andy Milligan fan there's no hope for you.

ds21

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Making the world a little more random since 1989.

Doggett

Quote from: ds21 on January 20, 2009, 01:53:33 PM
Cristopher Lee!!!!   :buggedout: :buggedout: :bouncegiggle:

And "he's waiting to freak you out. Right out of this world."
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

ds21

Quote from: jimmybob on January 01, 2009, 07:07:25 PM
http://www.youtube.com/v/JjOKf-f-PHA&hl=en&fs=1

Horrible. Just horrible. It's scary how terrible the movie is.

-Jimmybob

I love how the monkey sound is ripped from System Shock 2...;)

Where can I find this movie?  It looks like pure horrible gold.
I am David
David I am

Making the world a little more random since 1989.

hellbilly