Post really bad film trailers here!!!!

[Doggett]

Despiser
This looks like a film to avoid.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=CEcgGEExCL8&feature=PlayList&p=15D31EA1B302372D&playnext=1&index=2

[Ash]

The Giant Gila Monster
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3b0NWljlPw

[peter johnson]

"Despiser" really is terrible -- I got rid of my copy of it never having been able to watch it all the way through -- It plays as if someone had a $20 budget, some friends, and access to computer graphics.  In one scene, a "supercomputer" is very clearly an ordinary TV set.  Now, all this would be okay if it were funny-horrible, but this one has almost no laughs to speak of, other than the very poor effects & props.
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"Giant Gila Monster", on the other hand, is pretty great B-stuff!  I own the Elvira special edition on VHS.  Just a great time all around --
peter johnson/denny crane

[darthchicken]

Despiser looks amazing...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQw5DLWXVEs
Here's one of those trailers that makes you not want to see the movie that it's advertising.

[Andrew]

I'm working on an interview with the writer/director/producer of "Despiser" right now.  We're mostly discussing what is probably his best-known film, Invader, but "Despiser" also came up.  The budget for "Despiser" was just $35,000.  That is a tiny amount of money to produce a film.

I actually have it on order from Amazon - if they would ever ship the darn DVD.

[Joe the Destroyer]

Actually, given the many horror films today that use effects like Despiser, it looks like that film may have gotten it right.  It looks like a truly good-bad movie with awful effects.  I might have to check that one out.

[Frogger]

I'm working on an interview with the writer/director/producer of "Despiser" right now.  We're mostly discussing what is probably his best-known film, Invader, but "Despiser" also came up.  The budget for "Despiser" was just $35,000.  That is a tiny amount of money to produce a film.

I actually have it on order from Amazon - if they would ever ship the darn DVD.

Well that budget expains the awful computer animation. Still torn to buy this for the enjoyment of a B movie or to ignore it as I wont be able to sit through it.

[Cmrenshaw]

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/EpbafxClIS0&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/EpbafxClIS0&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br> this is wonderful and it was filmed in my hometown

[Flangepart]

Despiser
This looks like a film to avoid.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=CEcgGEExCL8&feature=PlayList&p=15D31EA1B302372D&playnext=1&index=2

Yeeps!...now what film had this trailer on it?...lurking like a cockroach in you big mac...
I mean...now did they budger for blank ammo? reloads are only relitively cheap, ya know...

[Javakoala]

I actually sat through this movie.  God knows how.  Nothing of any interest happens, but she sure is nice to look at, in a Loni Anderson kind of way.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wgS7Jj6xpY

[Mr. DS]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_ch6Fg5lt0
Good god this film sucked...

[Javakoala]

Note to self:

Must find Blu-Ray version of "Bronx Executioner"....

[Mr. DS]

Note to self:

Must find Blu-Ray version of "Bronx Executioner"....

Fine I warned you but I can't be responsible for any brain damage caused by watching this film. 

[Mr. DS]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Szt1hCPVmXE
This film I loved...for all the wrong reasons...

[Javakoala]

Note to self:

Must find Blu-Ray version of "Bronx Executioner"....

Fine I warned you but I can't be responsible for any brain damage caused by watching this film. 

I sat through every stinking minute of Executioner, Part 2.  That made the Polonia Brothers seem like artists of high caliber. I feel fairly immune to anything else that can be thrown my way.

At least they seem to be firing real guns in "Bronx Executioner".