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Started by Doggett, December 29, 2008, 05:50:25 PM

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Doggett

#15
January 01, 2009, 03:26:39 PM
Cherry 2000

Don't worry, it's not porn...sadly.

I sat through every minute of this  :bluesad:


http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ClG_0DwjKL8

The trailer makes it look more bearable than it is....
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

jimmybob

#16
January 01, 2009, 07:07:25 PM
http://www.youtube.com/v/JjOKf-f-PHA&hl=en&fs=1

Horrible. Just horrible. It's scary how terrible the movie is.

-Jimmybob

scottjenner456@yahoo.ca

Doggett

#17
January 01, 2009, 08:39:45 PM
There is already a film called Evil Toons...
That was rubbish too. Check it out on the imdb.
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Andrew

#18
January 01, 2009, 08:46:06 PM
Quote from: doggett on January 01, 2009, 08:39:45 PM
There is already a film called Evil Toons...
That was rubbish too. Check it out on the imdb.

The trailer posted above is for "Terror Toons."  For some reason I thought that the two movies were named the same thing when I first heard about "Terror Toons" as well.  I still haven't watched "Terror Toons."  There is a capsule review for "Evil Toons" here:

http://www.badmovies.org/capsules/e/eviltoons/

"Evil Toon" would have been a better title, considering that there is just one evil cartoon spirit, and it spends most of the movie disguised as the one girl...
Andrew Borntreger
Badmovies.org

Raffine

#19
January 01, 2009, 09:42:42 PM
QuoteThat made the Polonia Brothers seem like artists of high caliber.

Wow. That's pretty bold statement there, partner. Sounds liks a must-see.
If you're an Andy Milligan fan there's no hope for you.

Javakoala

#20
January 02, 2009, 12:03:04 AM
Quote from: Raffine on January 01, 2009, 09:42:42 PM
QuoteThat made the Polonia Brothers seem like artists of high caliber.

Wow. That's pretty bold statement there, partner. Sounds liks a must-see.

Oh, I wouldn't dream of denying you the pain.  Look for Video Asia's Grindhouse Experience sets.  It's on one of them.  May God have mercy on you.

Frogger

#21
January 02, 2009, 03:37:02 PM
Quote from: doggett on January 01, 2009, 08:39:45 PM
There is already a film called Evil Toons...
That was rubbish too. Check it out on the imdb.

At least it was not quite so bad as this.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=pvW0WsOkHJk

"We think too small, like the frog at the bottom of the well. He thinks the sky is only as big as the top of the well. If he surfaced, he would have an entirely different view."Mao. "At the risk of seeming ridiculous, let me say that the true revolutionary is guided by a great feeling of love. It is impossible to think of a genuine revolutionary lacking this quality." Ernesto Che Guevara. "A lie told often enough becomes the truth" Lenin. "Religion is the opium of the masses." Marx.

Raffine

#22
January 02, 2009, 05:07:14 PM Last Edit: January 02, 2009, 05:11:07 PM by Raffine
Quote from: Javakoala on January 02, 2009, 12:03:04 AM
Quote from: Raffine on January 01, 2009, 09:42:42 PM
QuoteThat made the Polonia Brothers seem like artists of high caliber.

Wow. That's pretty bold statement there, partner. Sounds liks a must-see.

Oh, I wouldn't dream of denying you the pain.  Look for Video Asia's Grindhouse Experience sets.  It's on one of them.  May God have mercy on you.

Thanks for the tip.

It's on the first set, which also includes THE CHILDREN. That's one one where the school bus load of kiddies gets bombarded by some radioactive gas which naturally turns 'em into flesh-melting mutants. 'Been needing to see that one for a while.

The set's also got MANDINGA, which I guess is a sort of feminine version of MANDINGO.  :smile:
If you're an Andy Milligan fan there's no hope for you.

Javakoala

#23
January 04, 2009, 07:16:41 PM
Quote from: Raffine on January 02, 2009, 05:07:14 PM
Quote from: Javakoala on January 02, 2009, 12:03:04 AM
Quote from: Raffine on January 01, 2009, 09:42:42 PM
QuoteThat made the Polonia Brothers seem like artists of high caliber.

Wow. That's pretty bold statement there, partner. Sounds liks a must-see.

Oh, I wouldn't dream of denying you the pain.  Look for Video Asia's Grindhouse Experience sets.  It's on one of them.  May God have mercy on you.

Thanks for the tip.

It's on the first set, which also includes THE CHILDREN. That's one one where the school bus load of kiddies gets bombarded by some radioactive gas which naturally turns 'em into flesh-melting mutants. 'Been needing to see that one for a while.

The set's also got MANDINGA, which I guess is a sort of feminine version of MANDINGO.  :smile:

Woe is to you if you have watched "Mandinga".  It does have rather creative casting, using whites and Hispanics without benefit of any makeup as African slaves.  The dubbing for the slaves is...well, insulting, with lots of "Yas'sir, Massa!" I wish I was kidding.  The first half comes across like a variation on the SS camp soft-core films with slaves (both women and men) being tied up and raped to the SAME DAMN MUSIC over and over and over and over again and again and again....  Then someone decided to include a story to this mess.  It could have worked, too, if there weren't holes in it as big as a 50-year veteran hooker's snatch.  Utterly sad.

Still, far more watchable than "Executioner, Part 2".  Grass dying naturally of old age is more watchable than that movie.

Nukie 2

#24
January 04, 2009, 10:33:22 PM
" In the tradition of 'E.T.' and 'Close Encounters of the Third Kind'."
http://www.videodetective.com/movies/NUKIE/trailer/P00004474.htm

Watch Nukie on YouTube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wab1Y713tN0
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Jack

#25
January 05, 2009, 09:02:51 AM
I recorded this movie off TV a while back.  Still haven't gotten around to watching it, oddly enough...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bw9ReA5H7ZY#
The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho

Frogger

#26
January 05, 2009, 09:17:27 AM
Quote from: Jack on January 05, 2009, 09:02:51 AM
I recorded this movie off TV a while back.  Still haven't gotten around to watching it, oddly enough...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bw9ReA5H7ZY#

Well that film looked confusing. So the guy is doing all of the killing in revenge?

Still Troll 2 had to be awful. I might have forgiven the film if it had been called Goblins but no its called Troll 2....

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=9KCct4RwLNM
"We think too small, like the frog at the bottom of the well. He thinks the sky is only as big as the top of the well. If he surfaced, he would have an entirely different view."Mao. "At the risk of seeming ridiculous, let me say that the true revolutionary is guided by a great feeling of love. It is impossible to think of a genuine revolutionary lacking this quality." Ernesto Che Guevara. "A lie told often enough becomes the truth" Lenin. "Religion is the opium of the masses." Marx.

Jack

#27
January 05, 2009, 11:24:50 AM
Quote from: MrPassmore on January 05, 2009, 09:17:27 AM
Well that film looked confusing. So the guy is doing all of the killing in revenge?

I believe he eats some radioactive turkey, which leaves him with a taste for blood.  And turns him into a turkey.  I'm sort of confused as well  :teddyr:
The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho

Frogger

#28
January 05, 2009, 12:31:31 PM
Quote from: Jack on January 05, 2009, 11:24:50 AM
Quote from: MrPassmore on January 05, 2009, 09:17:27 AM
Well that film looked confusing. So the guy is doing all of the killing in revenge?

I believe he eats some radioactive turkey, which leaves him with a taste for blood.  And turns him into a turkey.  I'm sort of confused as well  :teddyr:

Well that partly explains the weird mask in the trailer.

It makes about as much sense as Sex and Blood nightmare where the ghost of a rapest runs round killing people inbetween random sex scenes. He is finally killed by his own reflection.... :lookingup:

Maybe I should take up drugs or drinking while watching these films...  :drink: LOL
"We think too small, like the frog at the bottom of the well. He thinks the sky is only as big as the top of the well. If he surfaced, he would have an entirely different view."Mao. "At the risk of seeming ridiculous, let me say that the true revolutionary is guided by a great feeling of love. It is impossible to think of a genuine revolutionary lacking this quality." Ernesto Che Guevara. "A lie told often enough becomes the truth" Lenin. "Religion is the opium of the masses." Marx.

Cthulhu

#29
January 05, 2009, 12:57:44 PM
BEHOLD: The asylum of satan!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etync_kW99A
The music is funky :bouncegiggle:
Also, you should check out this site: http://www.trailerclub70.com/
it has a lot (well, not really a lot ) of bad movie trailers.
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