100 BEST BAD MOVIES OF ALL TIME

[Doggett]

i]WHAT ARE THE 100 BEST BAD MOVIES OF ALL TIME??[/i][/size] 

1. EQUINOX (1970)
2. ROCK N' ROLL NIGHTMARE (1987)
3. HARD ROCK ZOMBIES (1985)
4. ONE MILLION B.C. (1966) Now that's what I'm talkin' 'bout! 
5. LIFEFORCE (1985) Out of all the nominations, I don't concur with this film as being "bad." 
6. TRICK OR TREAT
7. THE LOST EMPIRE
8. KING KONG ESCAPES Yup, a classic TURD.
9. HICK TREK
10. THE MAIZE: THE MOVIE 
11. MANIAC (1934)
12. SLAVE GIRLS FROM BEYOND INFINITY 
13. COSMOS: WAR OF THE PLANETS 
14. TROLL 2 
15. GIRL IN GOLD BOOTS (1968)
16. PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE Should be #1... or should I say #2? 
17. TANK GIRL 
18. NINJA BACHELOR PARTY
19. THE BEAST OF YUCCA FLATS
20. BRIDE OF THE MONSTER    
21. SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS    (yes, it's certainly bad enuff for the list...)
22. THE ASTRO ZOMBIES I want that robot.  I had near the same long ago.  I want that robot. 
23. PREYLIEN 
24. VAMPYRES 
25. THE REVENGE OF DR. X aka THE DOUBLE GARDEN  I want to see that movie.  I want to have seen that long ago. 
26. BLACULA Back on track!! 
27. SHOCK 'EM DEAD 
28. TEENAGE CAVEMEN Oh, yeh! 
29. BLOOD FREAK Is that what I mean or what?? 
30. NIGHT OF HORROR   
31. THE BRAIN THAT WOULDN'T DIE  Classic sh!t. 
32. NIGHTMARES IN A DAMAGED BRAIN 
33. BAD GIRLS GO TO HELL   
34. COFFY (1973) 
35. SLIME CITY   
36. CHAINED FOR LIFE (1951) 
37. SATAN'S SADISTS 
38. THE KILLING OF SATAN
39. FASTER, p***yCAT! KILL! KILL!
40. BAD TASTE
41. KING COBRA aka JAWS OF SATAN
42. ATTACK OF THE 50 FOOT WOMAN 
43. EVIL DEAD  (don't care for disregarded communique)
44. SUNSET - THE VAMPIRE IN RETREAT
45. STRIPTEASE 
46. DRACULA VS. FRANKENSTEIN 
47. THE MIGHTY GORGO
48. MANOS, THE HANDS OF FATE 
49. EEGAH!
50. THE CREEPING TERROR 
51. ROBOT MONSTER
52. GLEN OR GLENDA?
53. BRONX EXECUTIONER
54. HORROR OF THE BLOOD MONSTERS
55. STRAIT-JACKET
56. NINJA TERMINATOR
57. THE ASTOUNDING SHE-MONSTER 
58. THE DEVIL'S RAIN
59. CARNIVAL OF SOULS
60. FROGS 
61. IRON WARRIOR 
62. NEON MANIACS
63. PERVIRELLA
64. THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW
65. MONSTER A GO-GO
66. KILLING SPREE
67. BEASTMASTER 2
68. SPIDER BABY
69. HORRORS of SPIDER ISLAND
70. THE GIANT CLAW
71. BRIDES OF BLOOD
72. SANTO AND THE BLUE DEMON VS. THE MONSTERS 
73. TEENAGERS FROM OUTER SPACE 
74. BARBARELLA 
75. RAT PFINK A BOO BOO
76. THE KILLER SHREWS 
77. JAWS 4: THE REVENGE 
78. 1941
79. STAYING ALIVE (1983)
80. SGT. PEPPER'S LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAND     
81. THE CONQUEROR 
82. DRACULA 3000: INFINITE DARKNESS
83. SS GIRLS 
84. THE SILVER CHALICE   
85. DRACULA A.D. 1972
86. BURIAL GROUND 
87. HOBGOBLINS
88. AIRPORT 1975
89. THE PIRATE MOVIE 
90. THE INCREDIBLY STRANGE CREATURES WHO STOPPED LIVING AND BECAME MIXED UP ZOMBIES
91. GREASE 2 
92. SKY CAPTAIN AND THE WORLD OF TOMORROW (2004)
93. REEFER MADNESS
94. BLOOD FEAST
95. EMPIRE OF THE ANTS (1977)
96. CREATURES FROM THE ABYSS 
97. BILLY JACK (1971)
98. Dünyayi kurtaran adam (AKA the turkish star wars). 
99. BATTLE PLANET 
100. ?

100. Elvira Mistress of the Dark.

Please, let it be the 100th film, Allhallowsday !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDMCxIT26Sg&feature=related

I know she's presented at least one of the above films.
And her movie was universally panned.

[Rev. Powell]

For a suggestion how we choose the single Best Bad Movie, we can use some sort of system where we pair up movies against each other and we vote on what we think is worse and the worst movie moves on.

Here's an example of what I mean:

Billy Jack or The Creeping Terror
Monster A-Go Go or Tank Girl

We use this system until we are down to the last movie, which is then the Best Bad Movie.  What do you guys think?

I for one think it's BRILLIANT! You should either start it, or I will. I dare you all to say Manos is worse than The Maize! >:)

Then, we could do the obvious followup and restrict the list to bad sequels (The ones that either "ruin" or are noticeably worse than the original XD )

Glad you like the idea and we could do it.  However, this is Allhallowsday's topic and it is up to him to determine whether he wants to do this or not.

I could say that Manos is worse than Maize, but I have seen neither of the films so I can't until I've seen both.  However, it may be in my best interest not to considering how Manos is said to be the worst film of all time and Maize is at number 12 of IMBD list of the Bottom 100.

I've actually thought of doing something similar to that, using Andrew's 4 slime movies rather than the nominees on this list.  I was thinking of doing it tournament format, and posting it around the time of March Madness.  (I'd like to see if some sort of automatic bracket-keeping software can be set up).  If you can wait, I'll do it then.  If not, feel free to use the idea. 

You don't have to worry about Allhallowsday objecting.  I'll keep him in check for you.     I own the copyright on "100 lists" anyway.

[Allhallowsday]

...100. ?  100. Elvira Mistress of the Dark. 
Please, let it be the 100th film, Allhallowsday !
I know she's presented at least one of the above films.  And her movie was universally panned.

Well since KesterPelagius had suggested, for one thing, a Western, I had thrown out EL TOPO as film 100, got ZERO support (and I blame no one, it is..."bad"...)  So, though I myself like your suggested 100th film, why don't we just leave that hole empty, as imperfect a list as the BAD MOVIES we love?!!   

...I've actually thought of doing something similar to that, using Andrew's 4 slime movies rather than the nominees on this list.  I was thinking of doing it tournament format, and posting it around the time of March Madness.  (I'd like to see if some sort of automatic bracket-keeping software can be set up).  If you can wait, I'll do it then.  If not, feel free to use the idea. 
You don't have to worry about Allhallowsday objecting.  I'll keep him in check for you.     I own the copyright on "100 lists" anyway.

The unfortunate thing about our list, is REV, the lack of participants.  So many members did not get around to contributing. 
Oh and... Copyright?  In check?    Yes'm. 

[Doggett]

...100. ?  100. Elvira Mistress of the Dark. 
Please, let it be the 100th film, Allhallowsday !
I know she's presented at least one of the above films.  And her movie was universally panned.

Well since KesterPelagius had suggested, for one thing, a Western, I had thrown out EL TOPO as film 100, got ZERO support (and I blame no one, it is..."bad"...)  So, though I myself like your suggested 100th film, why don't we just leave that hole empty, as imperfect a list as the BAD MOVIES we love?!!   

Couldn't you kick out Lifeforce and replace it with Elvira ! 
You know you want to.

[JJ80]

If you want to replace "Lifeforce", that's okay.

[Doggett]

If you want to replace "Lifeforce", that's okay.

JJ80 doesn't mind. Can we, Allhallowsday ?
Lifeforce is a better film than Elvira.
PS


Thanks, JJ80.

[Rev. Powell]

Oh and... Copyright?  In check?    Yes'm. 

That's spelled yassir!!

[JaseSF]

I suspect any contributions made by me would have resembled this list I already posted in the "13 escential bad movies" thread:

http://www.badmovies.org/forum/index.php/topic,121974.15.html

For those too lazy to look, the list included:

The Angry Red Planet (1959)
The Brain From Planet Arous (1957)
Frankenstein Meets the Space Monster (1965)
Horror of Party Beach (1964)
Robot Monster (1953)
The Beast of Yucca Flats (1961)
The Shaolin Invincibles (1977)
To Kill With Intrigue (1977)
Fire Maidens of Outer Space (1956)
Maniac (1934)
The Brain That Wouldn't Die (1962)
The Giant Claw (1957)
Teenagers From Outer Space (1959)

Looking at the list here:

1. EQUINOX (1970) (Have yet to see this one, looks good from what I've read about it)
2. ROCK N' ROLL NIGHTMARE (1987) (ditto)
3. HARD ROCK ZOMBIES (1985) (Agree with this un)
4. ONE MILLION B.C. (1966) (Agree!)
5. LIFEFORCE (1985) (Agree!)
6. TRICK OR TREAT (Haven't seen it)
7. THE LOST EMPIRE (ditto)
8. KING KONG ESCAPES (Agree)
9. HICK TREK (Haven't seen)
10. THE MAIZE: THE MOVIE  (ditto)
11. MANIAC (1934) (Also on my list)
12. SLAVE GIRLS FROM BEYOND INFINITY  (Wouldn't make the cut for me)
13. COSMOS: WAR OF THE PLANETS  (Have this but haven't got around to watching it yet)
14. TROLL 2  (Haven't seen this)
15. GIRL IN GOLD BOOTS (1968) (or this)
16. PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE (Of course!)
17. TANK GIRL  (Agree!)
18. NINJA BACHELOR PARTY (Wouldn't make the cut)
19. THE BEAST OF YUCCA FLATS (On my list)
20. BRIDE OF THE MONSTER  (Agree!)
21. SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS (Wouldn't make the cut)
22. THE ASTRO ZOMBIES (Might just sneak in)
23. PREYLIEN  (Haven't seen this)
24. VAMPYRES  (Wouldn't make the cut)
25. THE REVENGE OF DR. X aka THE DOUBLE GARDEN  (Haven't seen) 
26. BLACULA (Agree!)
27. SHOCK 'EM DEAD  (haven't seen)
28. TEENAGE CAVEMEN (Agree!)
29. BLOOD FREAK (Agree!)
30. NIGHT OF HORROR   (Haven't seen)
31. THE BRAIN THAT WOULDN'T DIE  (Already on my list)
32. NIGHTMARES IN A DAMAGED BRAIN (Haven't seen)
33. BAD GIRLS GO TO HELL   (Haven't seen)
34. COFFY (1973)   (Agree!)
35. SLIME CITY   (Haven't seen)
36. CHAINED FOR LIFE (1951)  (ditto)
37. SATAN'S SADISTS  (ditto)
38. THE KILLING OF SATAN (ditto)
39. FASTER, p***yCAT! KILL! KILL! (Agree!)
40. BAD TASTE (Agree!)
41. KING COBRA aka JAWS OF SATAN (Haven't seen)
42. ATTACK OF THE 50 FOOT WOMAN  (1958) (Agree!)
43. EVIL DEAD  (Well I prefer the two sequels to be honest)
44. SUNSET - THE VAMPIRE IN RETREAT (Haven't seen)
45. STRIPTEASE  (Wouldn't make the cut)
46. DRACULA VS. FRANKENSTEIN  (Agree!)
47. THE MIGHTY GORGO (Haven't seen)
48. MANOS, THE HANDS OF FATE  (Agree!)
49. EEGAH! (Agree!)
50. THE CREEPING TERROR (Agree!)
51. ROBOT MONSTER (on my list)
52. GLEN OR GLENDA? (Agree!)
53. BRONX EXECUTIONER (haven't seen)
54. HORROR OF THE BLOOD MONSTERS (Agree!)
55. STRAIT-JACKET (Might make the cut)
56. NINJA TERMINATOR (Haven't seen)
57. THE ASTOUNDING SHE-MONSTER  (Agree!)
58. THE DEVIL'S RAIN (Haven't seen)
59. CARNIVAL OF SOULS (I consider this a great movie, not sure it belongs here)
60. FROGS  (Might make the cut)
61. IRON WARRIOR  (Haven't seen)
62. NEON MANIACS (ditto)
63. PERVIRELLA (ditto)
64. THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW (Agree!)
65. MONSTER A GO-GO (Agree!)
66. KILLING SPREE (Never seen this)
67. BEASTMASTER 2  (or this)
68. SPIDER BABY (Not sure it would make the cut here)
69. HORRORS of SPIDER ISLAND (A must!)
70. THE GIANT CLAW (On my list)
71. BRIDES OF BLOOD (Haven't seen)
72. SANTO AND THE BLUE DEMON VS. THE MONSTERS  (Agree)
73. TEENAGERS FROM OUTER SPACE  (on my list)
74. BARBARELLA  (Not sure it would make the cut)
75. RAT PFINK A BOO BOO (haven't seen)
76. THE KILLER SHREWS  (Agree!)
77. JAWS 4: THE REVENGE (Wouldn't make the cut) 
78. 1941 (ditto)
79. STAYING ALIVE (1983) (maybe)
80. SGT. PEPPER'S LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAND  (don't think so)   
81. THE CONQUEROR  (haven't seen)
82. DRACULA 3000: INFINITE DARKNESS (ditto)
83. SS GIRLS  (ditto)
84. THE SILVER CHALICE   (ditto)
85. DRACULA A.D. 1972 (ditto)
86. BURIAL GROUND  (ditto)
87. HOBGOBLINS (ditto)
88. AIRPORT 1975 (maybe)
89. THE PIRATE MOVIE  (Haven't seen)
90. THE INCREDIBLY STRANGE CREATURES WHO STOPPED LIVING AND BECAME MIXED UP ZOMBIES (wouldn't make the cut)
91. GREASE 2  (maybe)
92. SKY CAPTAIN AND THE WORLD OF TOMORROW (2004) (Don't think it belongs here)
93. REEFER MADNESS (Agree!)
94. BLOOD FEAST (Agree!)
95. EMPIRE OF THE ANTS (1977) (Agree!)
96. CREATURES FROM THE ABYSS  (Haven't seen)
97. BILLY JACK (1971) (Haven't seen)
98. Dünyayi kurtaran adam (AKA the turkish star wars). (ditto)
99. BATTLE PLANET  (ditto)
100. ELVIRA, MISTRESS OF THE DARK (Agree)

I would have more Harryhausen such as 20 MILLION MILES TO EARTH, EARTH VS. THE FLYING SAUCERS and IT CAME FROM BENEATH THE SEA. Also more stuff from the 50s and 60s...stuff like CREATURE WITH THE ATOM BRAIN and THE FLESH EATERS.

[Allhallowsday]

ELVIRA MISTRESS OF THE DARK is not the 100th spot... I won't say it can't be the 100th spot but I will say that I sure as hell didn't put it on the list... 

Jase, if you don't recognize CARNIVAL OF SOULS BADness, you may need to be more objective... sure, it's GREAT, rising above it's inherent badness to attain a unique place in world cinema. 

[Doggett]

ELVIRA MISTRESS OF THE DARK is not the 100th spot... I won't say it can't be the 100th spot but I will say that I sure as hell didn't put it on the list... 

I think the site regulars have a pretty good idea who nominated Elvira ;)

I thought we gonna take out Lifeforce and replace it with Elvira. That way the 100th spot is still open...

[Mr. DS]

Maybe we can ditch the "100" list and make it a "500" list.   

[Doggett]

Maybe we can ditch the "100" list and make it a "500" list.   

As long as :
495
496
497
498
499
500
Remain blank. We don't want the list to be perfect.

[heidavey]

Maybe we can ditch the "100" list and make it a "500" list.   

Agreed:

101. Plughead Rewired: Circuitry Man II (1994)

[Cthulhu]

102. Redneck zombies.
This movie kicks ASS!

[Allhallowsday]

Maybe we can ditch the "100" list and make it a "500" list.   

As long as :495496497498499500Remain blank. We don't want the list to be perfect.

Cut me some slack will ya?  It's just the pressure of it all...       Cheese and crackers, I have a life, I have this damned job I gotta work,  not nearly so much time for fun...

WHAT ARE THE 100 BEST BAD MOVIES OF ALL TIME?? 

1. EQUINOX (1970)
2. ROCK N' ROLL NIGHTMARE (1987)
3. HARD ROCK ZOMBIES (1985)
4. ONE MILLION B.C. (1966) Now that's what I'm talkin' 'bout! 
5. LIFEFORCE (1985) Out of all the nominations, I don't concur with this film as being "bad." 
6. TRICK OR TREAT
7. THE LOST EMPIRE
8. KING KONG ESCAPES Yup, a classic TURD.
9. HICK TREK
10. THE MAIZE: THE MOVIE 
11. MANIAC (1934)
12. SLAVE GIRLS FROM BEYOND INFINITY 
13. COSMOS: WAR OF THE PLANETS 
14. TROLL 2 
15. GIRL IN GOLD BOOTS (1968)
16. PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE Should be #1... or should I say #2? 
17. TANK GIRL 
18. NINJA BACHELOR PARTY
19. THE BEAST OF YUCCA FLATS
20. BRIDE OF THE MONSTER    
21. SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS    (yes, it's certainly bad enuff for the list...)
22. THE ASTRO ZOMBIES I want that robot.  I had near the same long ago.  I want that robot. 
23. PREYLIEN 
24. VAMPYRES 
25. THE REVENGE OF DR. X aka THE DOUBLE GARDEN  I want to see that movie.  I want to have seen that long ago. 
26. BLACULA Back on track!! 
27. SHOCK 'EM DEAD 
28. TEENAGE CAVEMEN Oh, yeh! 
29. BLOOD FREAK Is that what I mean or what?? 
30. NIGHT OF HORROR   
31. THE BRAIN THAT WOULDN'T DIE  Classic sh!t. 
32. NIGHTMARES IN A DAMAGED BRAIN 
33. BAD GIRLS GO TO HELL   
34. COFFY (1973) 
35. SLIME CITY   
36. CHAINED FOR LIFE (1951) 
37. SATAN'S SADISTS 
38. THE KILLING OF SATAN
39. FASTER, p***yCAT! KILL! KILL!
40. BAD TASTE
41. KING COBRA aka JAWS OF SATAN
42. ATTACK OF THE 50 FOOT WOMAN 
43. EVIL DEAD  (don't care for disregarded communique)
44. SUNSET - THE VAMPIRE IN RETREAT
45. STRIPTEASE 
46. DRACULA VS. FRANKENSTEIN 
47. THE MIGHTY GORGO
48. MANOS, THE HANDS OF FATE 
49. EEGAH!
50. THE CREEPING TERROR 
51. ROBOT MONSTER
52. GLEN OR GLENDA?
53. BRONX EXECUTIONER
54. HORROR OF THE BLOOD MONSTERS
55. STRAIT-JACKET
56. NINJA TERMINATOR
57. THE ASTOUNDING SHE-MONSTER 
58. THE DEVIL'S RAIN
59. CARNIVAL OF SOULS
60. FROGS 
61. IRON WARRIOR 
62. NEON MANIACS
63. PERVIRELLA
64. THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW
65. MONSTER A GO-GO
66. KILLING SPREE
67. BEASTMASTER 2
68. SPIDER BABY
69. HORRORS of SPIDER ISLAND
70. THE GIANT CLAW
71. BRIDES OF BLOOD
72. SANTO AND THE BLUE DEMON VS. THE MONSTERS 
73. TEENAGERS FROM OUTER SPACE 
74. BARBARELLA 
75. RAT PFINK A BOO BOO
76. THE KILLER SHREWS 
77. JAWS 4: THE REVENGE 
78. 1941
79. STAYING ALIVE (1983)
80. SGT. PEPPER'S LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAND     
81. THE CONQUEROR 
82. DRACULA 3000: INFINITE DARKNESS
83. SS GIRLS 
84. THE SILVER CHALICE   
85. DRACULA A.D. 1972
86. BURIAL GROUND 
87. HOBGOBLINS
88. AIRPORT 1975
89. THE PIRATE MOVIE 
90. THE INCREDIBLY STRANGE CREATURES WHO STOPPED LIVING AND BECAME MIXED UP ZOMBIES
91. GREASE 2 
92. SKY CAPTAIN AND THE WORLD OF TOMORROW (2004)
93. REEFER MADNESS
94. BLOOD FEAST
95. EMPIRE OF THE ANTS (1977)
96. CREATURES FROM THE ABYSS 
97. BILLY JACK (1971)
98. Dünyayi kurtaran adam (AKA the turkish star wars). 
99. BATTLE PLANET 
100. ELVIRA, MISTRESS OF THE DARK 


THESE ARE OUR 100 BEST BADMOVIES (or 100 most enjoyable worst  ) 
HOW DO WE PICK THE BEST OF THEM ALL?  YOU DECIDE (pick a ringleader.)    

I myself nominate the SAR REV. holdin' the patent n' all...