Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer...

[Raffine]

Only if you inhale an insane amount of nitrous oxide.

Who framed Roger Rabbit?

[Javakoala]

Dick Cheney

Whoever Slew Auntie Roo?

[Trevor]

Whoever Slew Auntie Roo?

Curtis Harrington done it. 

Y iz da knew Quentin Tarantino filum's tittle spelt inkurrectlee?   

[Doggett]

It's not spelt incorrectly, it's just spelt ina a slightly cooler way



What was in the briefcase in Pulp Fiction ?

[Trevor]

It's not spelt incorrectly, it's just spelt ina a slightly cooler way
What was in the briefcase in Pulp Fiction ?

My underpants, when they were new. 

What was in the case in Ronin?

[Doggett]

Your underpants...when they were used...



Why did Gennaro think a toilet was a good hiding place in Jurassic Park ?

[Jack]

Because historically, only .00000000001% of T-Rex related deaths have occurred in bathrooms.

Why aren't there any boobies in some movies?

[hellbilly]

Because Russ Meyer needed a break from time to time.

Why did E.T.'s finger glow?

[Doggett]

He was an alien, so that wasn't necessarily his finger...


Where did those aliens fly off to at the end of Battries Not Included* ?

[JJ80]

Spaghetti Junction.

Did the entrepreneurs of Amity release 'Bite Me Quick' hats to cash in on the hysteria caused by all those shark attacks?

[Joe]

it was actually a scheme cooked up by WaWa for Hoagie Fest.


Why does predator only fight fair when he thinks hes evenly matched?

[Kester Pelagius]

Because he knows that pregnant women's raging hormones would kick his arse?

In THE THING, when the radio was destroyed, why didn't the base crew use a satellite phone?

[hellbilly]

Because they were not in the mood for motion sickness dialing in orbit.

Why is no one dirty in Dirty Dancing?

[Doggett]

What are you talking about ? Patrick Swayze is filthy !!!


Why was Robocop flying in Robocop 3 ?

[Mr. DS]

Robocop enjoys his coffee and donuts much like most cops.  In this case, they provide gas to fly.

Why do Ghoulies hang out in toliets?