Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer...

[hellbilly]

Because most actors weren't hit with the ugly stick.

What does Sci-Fi stand for?

[Trevor]

How do you get grass stains out of Trevor's underpants?

That's not a stupid question, that is a major life struggle and issue for me. 

Anyway, I don't have an answer for you. 

[Mr. DS]

What does Sci-Fi stand for?

Its one level lower than Hi-Fi in stereo systems.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

[AndyC]

The light was green.


How many squirrels can you fit in your pants?

[Jack]

Never tired it with squirrels, but my record with ferrets is three.

What day is it?

[Doggett]

Groundhog day...well, it was yesterday...and the day before that...



What's Bill Murray doing these days ?

[Mr. DS]

Ghostbustin'

Should I stay or should I go now?

[Doggett]

It's a toughie.
If you go there will be trouble but if you stay it will be double...Your call, mate.



Why is Jeff Goldblum pretty much the same in every film ?

[Raffine]

Goldblum clones. Hundreds of 'em. Thousands of 'em.



How do you solve a problem like Maria?

[hellbilly]

With Malaria.

Is the movie Sin City based on a comic book?

[Doggett]

No, it's based on Amsterdam


When will these comic book movies stop ?

[Jack]

When they've made (and remade) a movie based on every single comic book that has ever existed.  Then they'll start on the re-boots.

Why is there never enough cheese in Macaroni and Cheese?

[Jim H]

When they've made (and remade) a movie based on every single comic book that has ever existed.  Then they'll start on the re-boots.

Why is there never enough cheese in Macaroni and Cheese?

I ate most of it. 

Why does the banner ad girl on the right show so much cleavage?

[Javakoala]

Because it's her butt, not her boobs.

Does Richard Simmons eat fair food?

[AndyC]

I saw him swallowing a carny just the other day.


What do you do with a drunken sailor?